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Maulrus

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My god, arena mode is so epic
« on: April 06, 2010, 01:22:28 pm »
Never has it been easier to put three adamantium-clad legendary walruses against an adamantium-clad legendary dragon and take control of the dragon.

The first one ended up in the lake of lava, and I fought with the second two with a while before I became enraged. Slipping in and out of consciousness, I proceeded to strangle the other two to death. The walruses did a number on me, though:
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2010, 02:09:38 pm »
I pitted 100 grandmaster archer/bowman elves with 100 wooden arrows each against 2 elephants. They killed the 2 elephants under a hail of arrow, each launching 50 arrows before the beasts died. That's 5000 arrows, making the inventory of the pachyderms 16 page long of arrows. Pretty awesome. Now to pit 2 elves against 100 elephants for good measure.
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2010, 04:17:21 pm »
Quote from: Drakale on April 06, 2010, 02:09:38 pm
I pitted 100 grandmaster archer/bowman elves with 100 wooden arrows each against 2 elephants. They killed the 2 elephants under a hail of arrow, each launching 50 arrows before the beasts died. That's 5000 arrows, making the inventory of the pachyderms 16 page long of arrows. Pretty awesome. Now to pit 2 elves against 100 elephants for good measure.
Hm...
"That's not an elephant!  That's a mutated giant porcupine!"
I'm trying to imagine an elephant with 2000+ arrows stuck to it.
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One of the toads decided to go for a swim in the moat - presumably because he could path through the moat to my dwarves. He is not charging in, just loitering in the moat.

The toad is having a nice relaxing swim.
The goblin mounted on his back, however, is drowning.

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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2010, 04:18:51 pm »
I had two adamantine-armored dwarves with adamantine weapons fighting eachother for a while, then I got bored and took control of one and strangled the other to death.
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2010, 05:02:05 pm »
Know what's even more fun?

A 1444 DWARF FREE FOR ALL BATTLE TO THE DEATH  ;D

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1444 skilless dwarves with nothing but their fists. Add to that a serious FPS hit, this is going to take a while. Will post the results when they're done.

Anyone care to guess the winning dwarf? Pick a number from 1-1444, the person with the closest number wins a congratulatory pat on the back.
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2010, 05:08:46 pm »
355!

Naturally, he'll now die from blood loss after mangling his toe.
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2010, 05:14:14 pm »
Dwarf number 1, because he's number 1 and he starts in a corner. 
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2010, 05:14:35 pm »
Quote from: BloodBeard on April 06, 2010, 05:02:05 pm
Know what's even more fun?

A 1444 DWARF FREE FOR ALL BATTLE TO THE DEATH  ;D

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1444 skilless dwarves with nothing but their fists. Add to that a serious FPS hit, this is going to take a while. Will post the results when they're done.

Anyone care to guess the winning dwarf? Pick a number from 1-1444, the person with the closest number wins a congratulatory pat on the back.
753
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2010, 05:34:27 pm »
1444

And Qloos, I think our two will fight it out at the end!
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2010, 05:59:58 pm »
666, that reminds me, what is Armok's number?
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2010, 06:48:00 pm »
Quote from: Yarn on April 06, 2010, 05:59:58 pm
666, that reminds me, what is Armok's number?


Armok is string-based, rather than integer-based like Satan is.  It's just "arm_ok".
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2010, 06:50:21 pm »
Quote from: BloodBeard on April 06, 2010, 05:02:05 pm
Know what's even more fun?

A 1444 DWARF FREE FOR ALL BATTLE TO THE DEATH  ;D

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1444 skilless dwarves with nothing but their fists. Add to that a serious FPS hit, this is going to take a while. Will post the results when they're done.

Anyone care to guess the winning dwarf? Pick a number from 1-1444, the person with the closest number wins a congratulatory pat on the back.

1026!
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2010, 06:58:42 pm »
44.
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2010, 07:01:36 pm »
42, of course.
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Re: My god, arena mode is so epic
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 07:02:27 pm »
Ah, put me down for 987.  What the hell, right?
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