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[Glass]

The voices. They scream at me. Sprin tells me the undead have come to our very gates. I hear them. The voices aren't happy with me. They're angry. I know, yes I know, but I won't listen to them. The crown of bone is mine, mine. I am the ruler. A letter came from Sprin today. He has become more mellow and attentive ever since I showed him proof that Jenny is in good condition. But I know that's just a face he's showing. Sprin cannot be trusted. The madman cannot be trusted. Nobody can be trusted. I can only trust in myself. My sanity depends on it. Nobody else. Nobody...

He wrote my name wrong. He's been calling me wrong for the entire time as well. I'm not sure if it's intentional or not. It seems he doesn't notice. Might be a remnant from the olden times with the other Apiks. Sprin subverts my authority by calling me Aipks, but it doesn't matter. I am the ruler, everybody knows that. The throne of bone proves it. My powers prove it. The grand palace proves it.

He wants to send an expeditionary force outside to find a book of necromancy. He wants to send Erin and Arc. I won't let him, no. Erin stays here. He is bound to me. He cannot escape. Yet the power to control the dead. I must have it. The crown of bone demands it! I see, I see, I will send Arc on the search team. Yes, I will do that. I'll send loyal soldiers on it as well, to monitor the situation. Sprin will not betray me. The crown of bone's will will be done.

*Sigh*

Hooo boy.

Welp, here's to science, boys, and to life. May they each sustain each other in the times ahead, where standing alone will be impossible.

[Smoke Mirrors]

All I got from that is, We're in deep mates. Well, where the hell do I look? That evil looking tower seems promising.

[Sprin]

Wait until I get the save up, Ill have a new comp in a day or two

Absoulte worse case scenerio I redo the year really quickly in an afternoon and keep the cannon of what happened.

[Smoke Mirrors]

Ok, I have something you might find funny

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/labyrinth_puzzle.png

The third one is that guard you mentioned.
Also, can you post a list of everyone who has been forumited, Glass and I want to try something.

[Sprin]

"Are you aware of the job requir-"

*stabs the nearest pedestrian*

"You're perfict"

[Smoke Mirrors]

DF is an awesome game

[Glass]

Just wondering: from most sane to least sane, how would you rank the various characters here Forumited from the forum-goers?

I'd say that we have everyone other than Erin, Arc, Sprin, and Apiks, then Arc, then either Sprin or Erin, then whichever wasn't previous, and finally Apiks with his crown.
Minus the crown, Apiks would probably be amongst that blob of "everyone else" at the beginning.

Any other opinions?

[Carefulrogue]

TOP 40 SANE CHARTS (minus the zero)
Least
Apiks
Sprin
Erin
Arc
Most
I've forgotten what role Arc and Erin play, but I recall Erin likes to play with magic and mechanisms at random.  I don't rank that high in the list of sanity. 

[apiks]

Sane:

Apiks
Apiks
Apiks

[Gwolfski]

I beg to differ. I am the only sane one here.

[Smoke Mirrors]

What evidence have I given that I'm not sane?

[apiks]

What evidence have I given that I'm not sane?

You're in Erin's clique.

[Smoke Mirrors]

There is much a difference between me and Erin.
Edit: The weird grammar was intentional.
So who is going with me on the quest?

[Sprin]

Ahem, the most insain is obviously Jenny. Who else in their right mind would be that close to Sprin?

[Smoke Mirrors]

Actually, if we are counting them it is probably Erin's wife. She got married to a guy who on his worst days, doesn't remember they had kids, and on most, doesn't remember their names.