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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646656 times)

Asmageddon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #195 on: May 08, 2011, 07:31:48 am »
Go fishing, dodge into river, meet carp, meet Armok, haunt people.

WWUD if turned into opposite gender while having a wife and kids?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #196 on: May 08, 2011, 06:40:41 pm »
Quote from: Asmageddon on May 08, 2011, 07:31:48 am
Go fishing, dodge into river, meet carp, meet Armok, haunt people.

WWUD if turned into opposite gender while having a wife and kids?
Nothing. Guys and girls are identical. All that would happen is that Urist would either stop having babies (if female), or start having them (if male).

WWUD if s/he was a kobold in Kobold Quest?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #197 on: May 08, 2011, 08:42:30 pm »
Starve in world gen.

WWUD if he was the lever controller Dwarf imprisoned in your control center (with 10-20+ levers) and he went insane.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #198 on: May 08, 2011, 10:17:51 pm »
He would pull the lever that dropped a floor tile on top of him.

WWUD if he built himself into a corner?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #199 on: May 08, 2011, 10:30:29 pm »
Starve/Die of thirst and forever haunt the corner OF DOOM

WWUD if he built everyone else into a corner
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #200 on: May 09, 2011, 04:50:09 am »
Contemplate which part of the fort is the main fort and which part is the corner while starving/dieing of thirst.

WWUD if he was adopted by 50 cats?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #201 on: May 09, 2011, 05:21:20 am »
He would march into battle with his legion of kittens, stop the seige single-handedly, and go insane from tens of his pets dieing.

WWUD if Armok gave him his power for one day?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #202 on: May 09, 2011, 06:00:02 am »
Drink all the booze in radius of 50km and accidentially flood the world with lava.

WWUD if he became a human deity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #203 on: May 09, 2011, 06:26:52 am »
Quote from: Asmageddon on May 09, 2011, 06:00:02 am
Drink all the booze in radius of 50km and accidentially flood the world with lava.

WWUD if he became a human deity?
Nothing. Deities don't do anything yet, human or dwarf.
...Come to think of it, that's what some real-world deities do, too.

What would Uris do if he became an active-in-the-world type of deity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #204 on: May 09, 2011, 08:11:24 am »
Send his son to the surface, watch him get killed, decide that this world sucks and gen a new one.

WWUD if the raws god messed up and booze would get replaced with blood and blood with booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #205 on: May 09, 2011, 08:13:20 am »
The geese that lay iron chairs would spread their wings and laugh. Also, blood would be much, MUCH more !!Fun!!

WWUD if he drank *gasp* WATER!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #206 on: May 09, 2011, 07:51:21 pm »
He'd guzzle it until he almost drowns, gain an addiction, go to Urists Anonymous, come clean, fall in the fort well, and die.

WWUD if she was sheriff?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #207 on: May 09, 2011, 08:07:55 pm »
Go and meet Cacame and father his children! (If Urist is a girl)

WWUD if he meets a British Plump Helmet Man with a monocle and top hat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #208 on: May 09, 2011, 08:12:36 pm »
Jump onto him and eat him alive.

WWUD if he was suddenly drafted into the military and ordered to stand on the most recent forgotten beast dust after giving an unfulfillable mandate.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #209 on: May 09, 2011, 08:16:35 pm »
He'd wait for the dead woodcutter to get back with the only axe in the fortress first, but he'd never come.

What would Urist do if he found something smaller then a butterfly?
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