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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646675 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #570 on: June 26, 2011, 10:43:07 pm »
Nothing. He'd just rest until no one brought him water and he died of thirst.
(Remember, dwarves reproduce via spores.)

What would Urist do if he was playing Spore?
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #571 on: June 26, 2011, 10:50:23 pm »
He would create a creature named Urist McFuckedUpCreature.

WWUD if he created an adventrue on Spore?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

Dsarker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #572 on: June 27, 2011, 02:17:30 am »
He'd think it was his son.


WWUD if he had twenty four hours before a goblin siege would come, and he was told to build a wall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #573 on: June 27, 2011, 02:25:44 am »
Build the wall full of holes, try to fix the holes but get interupted by Elfy McButterfly and then get killed by goblins.


WWUD if he was a noble that ordered other nobles to be beaten when they order a dwarf to be beaten?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #574 on: June 27, 2011, 05:24:37 am »
Be beaten slightly worse than usual for trying to be smart, resulting in an end to his silly rules.

WWUD if he saw another noble try to do the same thing?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #575 on: June 27, 2011, 06:11:09 am »
Order the noble beaten for beating a beaten noble.

WWUD if he hated Bay12?
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Dsarker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #576 on: June 27, 2011, 06:14:12 am »
Nothing different. Just the same old stupidity.

WWUD if he was attacked by a member of anonymous?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #577 on: June 27, 2011, 06:55:56 am »
Quote from: Dsarker on June 27, 2011, 06:14:12 am
Nothing different. Just the same old stupidity.

WWUD if he was attacked by a member of anonymous?
Nothing...Also, what's anonymous?

What would Urist do if he was on a flight from Paris, Texas to Paris, France?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #578 on: June 27, 2011, 06:58:00 am »
Jump off because he saw a sock below.

WWUD if he was attacked by dinosaurs?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #579 on: June 27, 2011, 07:11:17 am »
Nothing. Urist cances Flee: Lower body lost or misplaced.
what would Urist do if he went to Isla Nublar? (InGen's island that the actual park was on.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #580 on: June 27, 2011, 10:15:24 am »
Jump off a rollercoaster because he saw a sock.

WWUD if there was a segregation between Dwarves and elves?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #581 on: June 27, 2011, 10:59:02 am »
Quote from: hitty40 on June 27, 2011, 10:15:24 am
Jump off a rollercoaster because he saw a sock.

WWUD if there was a segregation between Dwarves and elves?
A. Jurassic Park.
B. Nothing. That's the norm.
C. What would Urist do if he wandered into the Sixth World (Shadowrun).
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #582 on: June 30, 2011, 05:18:36 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 27, 2011, 10:59:02 am
Quote from: hitty40 on June 27, 2011, 10:15:24 am
Jump off a rollercoaster because he saw a sock.

WWUD if there was a segregation between Dwarves and elves?
A. Jurassic Park.
B. Nothing. That's the norm.
C. What would Urist do if he wandered into the Sixth World (Shadowrun).
What would Urist do if he wandered into the Sixth World (Shadowrun)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #583 on: June 30, 2011, 07:14:09 pm »
Nothing. The Sixth World wanders into him.

WWUD if he there was a dwarfplosion?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #584 on: June 30, 2011, 08:15:46 pm »
Use this method to kidnap children.

WWUD if the hallway was littered with upright spike traps?
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