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[GreatWyrmGold]

Nothing. Once everyone around him was smart, they'd realise that Urist was still an idiot and leave him behind.

What would Urist do if he was trapped in Antarctica without so much as a copper pick?

[Epithemius]

Go on break.

WWUD if he was the dwarven equivalent of Vladimir Lenin?

[Lumix]

Go on break.

WWUD if he was the dwarven equivalent of Vladimir Lenin?

Smile, knowing his psueso-socialist fortress has workers that work for their Ale~

(Besides Potash makers)

WWUD if he stumbled upon a fallen meteorite.

[Lagslayer]

Get radiation poisoning and infected by an alien parasite, becoming a were-alien. He would be treated for rotting flesh in the hospital, then infect all of your other dwarves.

WWUD if it was raining disgusting booze ooze?

[Olith McHuman]

Run outside and drink as much as possible before his skin and internal organs rot away.


What would UristMcMarxDwarf do if the economy was re-implemented?

[JimDale]

Personally hold a whip over your dwarves to get them to work faster and beat them to death if they took a break.
WWUD if beer belches became a controllable weapon?

[newbonomicon]

"Accidentally" kill everything everywhere.

WWUD for a Klondike bar?

[adasdad]

decide to cheat, and hack the raws to make cows explode into clondike bars every full moon.


WWUD if dark souls on PC has GFWL?

[Olith McHuman]

Be ecstatic that the player will be spending more time playing dwarf fortress instead of wasting time playing other games.
That, or be very unhappy that he just got incinerated by yet another freak magma spill while being hacked to pieces by a squad of goblins and being crushed by a cave-in. Either way.


WWUD if he discovered that there are drinks at parties, so he doesn't need to leave it to get a drink from the stockpile?

[adasdad]

be assigned to be trhe guy whogets the drinks from the stockpile.
WWUD with a dwarven cart assisted fit-o-cellerator?

[Lagslayer]

Use it to kill the elves in the mist hilarious way possible.

WWUD if he got a macabre mood, and the only body parts available were his own severed limbs?

[MrButtchicker]

Wear his severed arms as his gloves for life. Oh, wait.....

WWUD If he was kicked from the military for being paralyzed for life?

[JimDale]

Clog up the hallway. Then go berserk and stare others to death.
WWUD if apocalypse?

[Sus]

Clog up the hallway. Then go berserk and stare others to death.
WWUD if apocalypse?

Grab an ☼adamantine battle axe☼ and go down in a blaze of glory.

WWUD if he realized DF is a false world pulled over his eyes to blind him from the truth?

[Lagslayer]

Take the red pill.

WWUD if he found himself in the middle of a cage match with a herd of elephants, a school of carp, a conga line of badgers, a giant sponge, and Zoidberg?