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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 650367 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1440 on: May 26, 2012, 09:29:41 pm »
Nothing. Nothing alive is left in sight.

What would Urist do if he found a small goblin child being attacked by beak dogs, but didn't realise it was a goblin at first?
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Babylon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1441 on: May 26, 2012, 11:12:19 pm »
tame the beak dogs

WWUD if the raven he killed came back to life?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1442 on: May 27, 2012, 03:00:55 am »
Kill it again, because he's still on patrol.

WWUD if a carp attacked him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1443 on: May 27, 2012, 04:13:44 am »
Urist McFisher has drowned.

WWUD if all the barrels of booze had got carp in them.
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Nyan Thousand

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1444 on: May 27, 2012, 05:16:17 am »
Drink it anyway, carp and all.

WWUD if he had to choose between a level, carp-infested booze and a pig tail fiber sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1445 on: May 27, 2012, 02:51:33 pm »
Charge for the sock with no weapons or armor into the middle of a siege

WWUD If he had human ethics
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1446 on: May 27, 2012, 04:26:26 pm »
PUNCH EVERY ELF IN THE FACE.


What if he was a elf-dwarf hybrid that hates adamanite?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1447 on: May 27, 2012, 05:30:03 pm »
Substitute featherwood, then get killed by the clowns badgers.

WWUD if he had deadly magma dust?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1448 on: May 27, 2012, 05:52:55 pm »
He would mix it with booze .

WWUD if he was a minecraft?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1449 on: May 27, 2012, 05:55:42 pm »
Quote from: peskyninja on May 27, 2012, 05:52:55 pm
He would mix it with booze .

WWUD if he was a minecraft?


PUNCH A TREE.

I couldnt help hit, sorry. What if he was a cat?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1450 on: May 27, 2012, 08:36:33 pm »
Nothing. Urist isn't interested in your wishes.

What would Urist do if he discovered how to scoot around in minecarts like adventurers can?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1451 on: May 27, 2012, 08:38:34 pm »
adopt himself, die, throw a tantrum as a ghost, causing a tantrum spiral in the fortress of ghosts that have accumulated due to extermination of dead weight unfortunate accidents.
fall off one of the abandoned tracks into a volcano.
(...)
Raw adamantine! praise the miners stupid urists!


WWUD if he liked bananas?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1452 on: May 28, 2012, 04:21:02 am »
Go berserk when informed that there is no such thing as bananas, and murder Urist McFriendswitheveryone.

WWUD if a goblin siege got into the halls, massacred everyone, were themselves massacred by the livestock (being dragons), but Urist himself, the only survivor had no friends or relatives to speak of?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1453 on: May 28, 2012, 07:10:25 am »
Go on break, then get slaughtered by the army of ghosts.

WWUD if there was an army of dancing badgers invading the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1454 on: May 28, 2012, 08:33:45 am »
start playing catgroove, then fall off an abandoned track into a volcano.



WWUD if his necrotic arm reanimated and tried to strangle him?
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Quote from: PTTG?? on November 01, 2012, 02:45:35 pm
Quote from: BradUffner on November 01, 2012, 02:38:04 pm
There are no words to describe my state of euphoria right now...
euphoric?
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