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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646657 times)

IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5580 on: January 28, 2014, 01:13:58 pm »
Use force to move Magma, become ultimate Jedi.

WWUD If the mayor demanded the construction of 3 badasses?
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blazing glory

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5581 on: January 28, 2014, 08:25:32 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on January 28, 2014, 01:13:58 pm
Use force to move Magma, become ultimate Jedi.

WWUD If the mayor demanded the construction of 3 badasses?

Get 3 ass's and train them up to pro level,promptly not understand why the mayor is upset

WWUD if the mayor had gone beserk?
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fractalman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5582 on: January 29, 2014, 12:35:49 am »
promptly elect a mayor who didn't want barrels exported.

WWUD if froot loops cereal made its way into the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5583 on: January 29, 2014, 04:06:56 pm »
engrave every cereal with useless images of elves.

WWUD if he would be dragged out of the game to play Dwarf Fortress in Fortress mode, with no external help? (sorry for the long question)
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5584 on: January 29, 2014, 04:09:33 pm »
Become friends with all of his dorfs, and go berserk when they begin to die.

WWUD if he discovered the technology that allowed him to transcend his plane of existence into our own?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5585 on: January 29, 2014, 10:31:55 pm »
Materialize inside the computer, and break it halfway through. He does not survive.

WWUD in a mexican standoff?
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Drecon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5586 on: January 30, 2014, 05:39:33 am »
Cancel current task: job item misplaced.

WWUD: In a staff meeting?
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pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5587 on: January 30, 2014, 08:38:44 am »
Urist cancels staff meeting: attending meeting.

wwud if he wasnt allowed to attend meeting for three months INSTEAD OF MAKING STONE FURNITURE?
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blazing glory

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5588 on: January 30, 2014, 08:57:37 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on January 30, 2014, 08:38:44 am
Urist cancels staff meeting: attending meeting.

wwud if he wasnt allowed to attend meeting for three months INSTEAD OF MAKING STONE FURNITURE?

Urist would go on break instead

WWUD if urist used to be an adventurer but then took an arrow to the beard?
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highmax28

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5589 on: January 30, 2014, 09:24:13 pm »
Quote from: blazing glory on January 30, 2014, 08:57:37 pm
Quote from: pisskop on January 30, 2014, 08:38:44 am
Urist cancels staff meeting: attending meeting.

wwud if he wasnt allowed to attend meeting for three months INSTEAD OF MAKING STONE FURNITURE?

Urist would go on break instead

WWUD if urist used to be an adventurer but then took an arrow to the beard?
Urist McGuard was unhappy today. He took an arrow to the beard. He was attacked recently
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5590 on: January 30, 2014, 09:26:26 pm »
WWUD if left to idle forever?
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Xanmyral

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5591 on: January 30, 2014, 09:32:37 pm »
Take up a hobby knapping rocks.

WWUD if he became a legendary +∞ knapper?
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Nasikabatrachus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5592 on: January 30, 2014, 10:04:36 pm »
Quote from: Xanmyral on January 30, 2014, 09:32:37 pm
Take up a hobby knapping rocks.

WWUD if he became a legendary +∞ knapper?

Begin a statistical analysis of wounds caused by knapped rocks of various quality.

WWUD if quality made no difference?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5593 on: February 02, 2014, 05:39:18 am »
He Would Continue to make Masterwork Gold Statues as ordered by the Mayor

WWUD if he discovered that not only armok as an Elf, but was an Elf afraid of Booze, Beards, Socks, and Magma
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blazing glory

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5594 on: February 02, 2014, 06:18:29 am »
Quote from: kibaseviltwin on February 02, 2014, 05:39:18 am
He Would Continue to make Masterwork Gold Statues as ordered by the Mayor

WWUD if he discovered that not only armok as an Elf, but was an Elf afraid of Booze, Beards, Socks, and Magma
That's clearly not armok! it's a demon escaped from the underworld and pretending to be a deity of the dwarves!

WWUD if a demon started imitating armok?
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