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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5595 on: February 02, 2014, 03:43:34 pm »
Crush it under the mountain with the rest of the clown car.

WWUD if his face was put on the platinum collector's coins the overseer ordered minted?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5596 on: February 05, 2014, 11:43:07 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on February 02, 2014, 03:43:34 pm
Crush it under the mountain with the rest of the clown car.

WWUD if his face was put on the platinum collector's coins the overseer ordered minted?
Urist cancels dig; being a noble and annoying the king and mayor.

WWUD if he could do one thing as King?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5597 on: February 05, 2014, 11:57:08 pm »
Quote from: highmax28 on February 05, 2014, 11:43:07 pm
Quote from: Baffler on February 02, 2014, 03:43:34 pm
Crush it under the mountain with the rest of the clown car.

WWUD if his face was put on the platinum collector's coins the overseer ordered minted?
Urist cancels dig; being a noble and annoying the king and mayor.

WWUD if he could do one thing as King?
Mandate the constrution of 100000 socks so there will never be a sock shortage

WWUD if the king suddenly told him to make 100000 socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5598 on: February 06, 2014, 09:07:50 pm »
Produce 100 socks, put them on top of a hatch with the lever that operates the hatch underneath it, and ask the king to pull the lever.

WWUD if the king was killed in a horrible sock-related accident?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5599 on: February 06, 2014, 09:33:26 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 06, 2014, 09:07:50 pm
Produce 100 socks, put them on top of a hatch with the lever that operates the hatch underneath it, and ask the king to pull the lever.

WWUD if the king was killed in a horrible sock-related accident?

Go try and claim the socks but die because the mechanic reset the sock trap but attached the trap to a pressure plate

WWUD if everyone was dying to socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5600 on: February 06, 2014, 09:47:08 pm »
Quote from: blazing glory on February 06, 2014, 09:33:26 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 06, 2014, 09:07:50 pm
Produce 100 socks, put them on top of a hatch with the lever that operates the hatch underneath it, and ask the king to pull the lever.

WWUD if the king was killed in a horrible sock-related accident?

Go try and claim the socks but die because the mechanic reset the sock trap but attached the trap to a pressure plate

WWUD if everyone was dying to socks?

Go berserk and kill people with socks.

WWUD if he killed the entire fort with socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5601 on: February 06, 2014, 10:40:03 pm »
He would find a fort with people not dead and kill them too.

WWUD if he killed them all (with socks)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5602 on: February 06, 2014, 10:47:34 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on February 06, 2014, 10:40:03 pm
He would find a fort with people not dead and kill them too.

WWUD if he killed them all (with socks)?
The age of Urist the Dwarf has dawned.

WWUD if he was the first being to spawn in a world in the age of nothingness?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5603 on: February 06, 2014, 10:51:26 pm »
Quote from: highmax28 on February 06, 2014, 10:47:34 pm
Quote from: misko27 on February 06, 2014, 10:40:03 pm
He would find a fort with people not dead and kill them too.

WWUD if he killed them all (with socks)?
The age of Urist the Dwarf has dawned.

WWUD if he was the first being to spawn in a world in the age of nothingness?

Breach hell and start killing them with socks

What would demon do if a crazy dwarf was killing everyone with a sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5604 on: February 07, 2014, 05:19:56 am »
Quote from: blazing glory on February 06, 2014, 10:51:26 pm
Breach hell and start killing them with socks

What would demon do if a crazy dwarf was killing everyone with a sock?

Re-seal the circus with cotton candy after running away to the surface.

What Would Urist Do if he were sealed in the circus without a pickaxe or an anvil?
(thus unable to mine or create something to mine with)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5605 on: February 07, 2014, 05:22:51 am »
Quote from: Wimopy on February 07, 2014, 05:19:56 am
Quote from: blazing glory on February 06, 2014, 10:51:26 pm
Breach hell and start killing them with socks

What would demon do if a crazy dwarf was killing everyone with a sock?

Re-seal the circus with cotton candy after running away to the surface.

What Would Urist Do if he were sealed in the circus without a pickaxe or an anvil?
(thus unable to mine or create something to mine with)

Make friends with the demons

WWUD if he opened hell and some kind of foul unholy creature was wielding socks and was heading straight for urist
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5606 on: February 07, 2014, 12:55:22 pm »
Make friends with it, as it displays a remarkable ability to speak Dwarven. Then get the demon's secrets from it, along with their one weakness. Cave spiders. GIANT cave spiders.

WWUD if hell was burning so much it leapt up through many z levels into heaven, that place which no Dwarf has ever been able to breach. There heaven was on fire, and angels began plummeting to earth, one landing in his living room.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5607 on: February 07, 2014, 01:03:04 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 07, 2014, 12:55:22 pm
Make friends with it, as it displays a remarkable ability to speak Dwarven. Then get the demon's secrets from it, along with their one weakness. Cave spiders. GIANT cave spiders.

WWUD if hell was burning so much it leapt up through many z levels into heaven, that place which no Dwarf has ever been able to breach. There heaven was on fire, and angels began plummeting to earth, one landing in his living room.

Burn some marshmallows using the flaming angel.

WWUD if he was usurped from his throne as king?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5608 on: February 07, 2014, 02:06:07 pm »
Pull the Noble Disposal lever.

WWUD if his arm got smacked off with a sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5609 on: February 07, 2014, 02:14:49 pm »
Quote from: Donuts on February 07, 2014, 02:06:07 pm
Pull the Noble Disposal lever.

WWUD if his arm got smacked off with a sock?

Beat the offending sock-wielder to death with his newly detached weapon.

WWUD if his cat was meowing loudly at him to be fed?
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