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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 499 pages if you have 25 posts per page!
« Reply #12585 on: December 31, 2022, 04:06:46 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 499 pages if you have 25 posts per page!
« Reply #12589 on: December 31, 2022, 08:49:33 pm »

Go fuck yourselves.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 499 pages if you have 25 posts per page!
« Reply #12590 on: January 01, 2023, 04:10:29 am »

Happy new year!
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« Reply #12591 on: January 01, 2023, 04:11:15 am »

Go fuck yourselves.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 499 pages if you have 25 posts per page!
« Reply #12592 on: January 03, 2023, 08:15:18 am »

A belated happy new year. I want to go back to sleep

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 499 pages if you have 25 posts per page!
« Reply #12593 on: January 03, 2023, 12:41:56 pm »

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« Reply #12594 on: January 03, 2023, 05:42:46 pm »

I was watching Transformers Prime, and I realised something.

Cybertronians know that Internet exists and interact with it occasionally. Which probably means they websurf, especially Knock Out, since he is fascinated by human pop culture.

At one point, Starscream and Knock Out have to kill an undead, vampiric vehicon. Knock Out tells Starscream to aim for the head, and says that he saw it work in "human horror films".  After hearing that particular set of words, Starscream gives him a look. His expression is something indescribable for the most part, but he is clearly aghast. Knock Out instantly picks up on that, and adds "At drive-in theatres!"

And since Knock Out also said on a separate occasion, when he was kidnapping two humans of opposite sex that he found it disgusting "how fleshies interface", also saying that the thought of them "interfacing" in his trunk was horrible.

Therefore, I posit that "human horror film" is cybertronian slang for adult media, and that they find it universally horrifying and repulsing.

It is just very amusing to think that these 20 meter tall alien robot people just freak out at the sight of fleshies "interfacing". And if they have personal computers, I am pretty sure vehicons and insecticons just post these videos back and forth to squick eachother.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 499 pages if you have 25 posts per page!
« Reply #12595 on: January 03, 2023, 06:28:42 pm »

What is Optimus Prime's Secret Weapon?
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...he does kinda have the Ultimate Porn voice.

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« Reply #12596 on: January 04, 2023, 02:53:09 am »

Who'd have thought that the best way to defeat the transformers is to show them pornography.
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« Reply #12597 on: January 04, 2023, 03:08:55 am »

I'unno, part of me feels like that wouldn't really work. Beast Wars is right there, the robots probably aren't actually that bothered by squishy organic stuff.
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« Reply #12598 on: January 04, 2023, 03:42:38 am »

They aren't bothered by that stuff right up to the point where DICKS and VAGINAS get involved.
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« Reply #12599 on: January 04, 2023, 06:07:59 am »

I'unno, part of me feels like that wouldn't really work. Beast Wars is right there, the robots probably aren't actually that bothered by squishy organic stuff.

Beast Wars is a different continuity though. I am talking about TFP.
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