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Author Topic: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?  (Read 11939 times)

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The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« on: April 21, 2012, 02:29:34 am »
I used fixdiplomats with dfhack and well, a few years later this guy comes.
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Kill him? :S

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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2012, 02:34:25 am »
No, worship him!
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2012, 02:35:21 am »
Methinks he's a demon. They'll occasionally join human civilizations as deities, so getting one as a diplomat would be possible.
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2012, 02:36:53 am »
Meh, he's a jackal or something twisted into humanoid form.
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2012, 02:49:20 am »
Yurp, he's a demon.
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2012, 04:08:36 am »
I was honestly, Seriously thinking you were talking about the giant toad at first.
As for my suggestion on what to do with it.
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Trap him in a room and see if he can last longer then usual. Being a deity might make shit stronger?
Really, use it as an excuse to be as cruel as possible. Just like normal science!
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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2012, 04:15:06 am »
Quote from: Kitten Snot on April 21, 2012, 04:08:36 am
I was honestly, Seriously thinking you were talking about the giant toad at first.
Thought he meant the horse, because it was highlighted. :P
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2012, 04:53:48 am »
I thought he actually meant a diety, not a deity.
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2012, 05:03:25 am »
I always thought diety was something related to or causing us to think of diets.
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2012, 07:47:56 am »
Is there any way of checking his kill count? If something is a diety it should have some important kills imo.
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2012, 07:57:28 am »
Quote from: Findulidas on April 21, 2012, 07:47:56 am
Is there any way of checking his kill count? If something is a diety it should have some important kills imo.

And low calories?

Anyway, I think you should trap him, not everyday you get to trap some deity in your fortress. Make him a temple or something.
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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2012, 09:55:41 am »
Quote from: caddybear on April 21, 2012, 07:57:28 am
Anyway, I think you should trap him, not everyday you get to trap some deity in your fortress. Make him a temple or something.

Only in DF would one entrap a deity in his own temple.
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2012, 10:59:00 am »
I built a temple for him, put some magma in it, made my mayor walk in there (and the diety followed trying to arrange a meeting).. made the mayor walk out and locked the door.

The diety ran around for a bit, and I thought I should make him bleed a bit for funzies, so I set off one of the pre-installed spikes in their and it got his leg, making blood gush out.. little did I know I accidentally set it to repeat and it killed him.. :(

So I told my dwarves to go get the body and refuse the thing, so he went, picked it up, got 3 steps, bled to death... then it happened again.. again.. again.. until I had 2 dwarves left, (Being AFK is a bitch), He had deadly blood fml.
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2012, 11:13:38 am »
Quote from: SRD on April 21, 2012, 10:59:00 am
I built a temple for him, put some magma in it, made my mayor walk in there (and the diety followed trying to arrange a meeting).. made the mayor walk out and locked the door.

The diety ran around for a bit, and I thought I should make him bleed a bit for funzies, so I set off one of the pre-installed spikes in their and it got his leg, making blood gush out.. little did I know I accidentally set it to repeat and it killed him.. :(

So I told my dwarves to go get the body and refuse the thing, so he went, picked it up, got 3 steps, bled to death... then it happened again.. again.. again.. until I had 2 dwarves left, (Being AFK is a bitch), He had deadly blood fml.

YOU HAVE BROUGHT DOWN THE WRATH OF GOD ON YOUR PITIFUL FORTRESS, MORTAL!
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Re: The diety has arrived. k.. wait Diety?
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2012, 11:33:46 am »
Seriously though, what are the odds.
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