WOLF DEMON.
MAGIC OF MOON, ANIMAL, AND RAEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG.
IS NOT SURE IF WORKING FOR THE LICH ANYMORE, BUT WHATEVER.
(2) NO. THAT'S MAGIC. IT'S STILL WITH THE LICH, RIGHT?
"THE CHEESE PLATTER SUCKED ANYWAYS!" ABSORB CHAOS ORB AND REFORM AS GIANT ICE CREAM-DEVIL-PHOENIX USING THE SURROUNDING LANDSCAPE. ALSO SUMMON TURRETS THAT SHOOT OUT SWORDS MADE OF ROACHES.
(3) YOU REFORM AS A MINISCULE MILK IMP PARAKEET. (1) YOU MAKE TURRETS THAT SHOOT ROACHES MADE OF SWORDS. AT YOU.
HOW IS SCREAMING NOT WORKING? SCREAMING ALWAYS WORKS!
SHOUT AT HEROS TO GET THEIR ASSES IN GEAR AND DEFEAT THE EVIL! Or sing, appearantly.
USE NEW-FOUND EATING POWERS TO BITE UPPER BODY OF PINEAPPLE GOLEM
[sound orb]
(6) THE HEROS FIND YOUR SINGING TO BE THE TRUE EVIL. (1) YOU IMPALE YOUR HEAD ON ONE OF THE PINEAPPLES POKEY THINGS, ENDING THE TORMENT. THE WORLD CHEERS.
DRIVE MY CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER INTO THE LICH MAGIC THING.
(1) YOU DRIVE IT INTO THE TIME POLICE OFFICE. WELCOME TO TIME JAIL.
Use my mighty Liam Neeson acting skills to convince the Lich that I'm his dad and he is grounded from destroying the universe for at least two millenia.
(3) HE'S GOING THROUGH A REBELLIOUS STREAK. IF HE HAD HAIR, IT WOULD BE DYED. HE IGNORES YOU.
BUILD NEW GALAXY SOMEWHERE ELSE
MAKE NEW CORE
SURROUND OLD GALAXY IN GOATS, WATCH AS GOATS ABSORB ALL THE HEAT AND CAUSE HEAT DEATH
SUMMON LICH SERVANT
(6) YOU SACRIFICE YOUR POWER TO CREATE AN ALTERNATE GALAXY. THAT MAKES IT HARD TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.
As OBDURA,THE GUY I FORGOT, pull hand out of SCP-682 and use blood to write a story about SCP-582 killing stuff.
As me...I'll just be a dragon who flies in and wonders what's going on.
(6) YOU WRITE A STORY, IN WHICH SCP-682 GOES ON AN ANTI-DRAGON GENOCIDAL RAMPAGE. IT ENDS WITH HIM KILLING YOU.
USE META-MAGIC TO TURN PARADOXIA IN WOOD, THEN BREAK WOOD TO GET BACK TO GALAXY CENTER
(i'm still the worst stage ever and i have meta-magic)
(1) THAT'S PLANT MAGIC. ANYWHO, MAGIC IS FORBIDDEN IN PARADOXIA, TO AVOID ADDITIONAL PARADOXES FROM FORMING A SUPER-PARADOX. THE PARADOX PALS, PARADOXIAS PREMIER PALADIN POLICE, LOCK YOU UP IN PARADOX PRISON.
Arceus, still loving husband, Life/Death Incarnate, part of the GOOD GUYS, and holding Mud and Dragon magic.
SPAM DRACO METEOR! ARCEUS DOESN'T CARE IF IT GETS WEAKER EVERY TIME! SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
(6) YOU SPAM DRACO METEOR ON YOURSELF, KNOCKING THE ORBS FROM WHEREVER YOU KEEP THEM, ONTO THE GROUND.
Chaotic sphere
Icecream aligned magic
>Raptorfangamer, the needy priest Throws icecream shards at the lich. ENTROPIC icecream shards.
>Try to steal the heart sphere.
>try to call captain planet
(1)... REMEMBER? THE LICH HAS ALL MAGIC THAT YOU DON'T KNOCK OUT OF HIM.
(1) YOU PUT YOUR HAND INTO THE ORB OF MAGIC, EXPECTING NOTHING BAD TO HAPPEN. SOMETHING BAD DOES THOUGH. YOU LOSE AN ARM. (6) YOU CALL CAPTAIN PLANET, WHO KILLS YOU FOR LITTERING.
Apparently...I'm pineapples....YEAH were back to the pineapple thing.
USE LONG FORGOTTEN PINEAPPLE POWER INSIDE BOSS TO GAIN CONTROL OF....A HAT OR SOMETHING? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON ANYMORE TO BE HONEST...AND IT BETTER BE A NICE HAT
(2) HA! YOU GET A GHASTLY GIBUS!
BOSS STATUS
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Unclaimed
Frost-Lich
Gun-Lich
Blood-LICH
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Lich
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Ground
Mud-Ground
Light-Lich
MINIONS
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, GALACTUS
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, LIAM NEESON
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
ARENA STATUS
DICK
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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