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Actual Sequel, instead of a subject change?

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Author Topic: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2): Dat Countdown: (.5)  (Read 632607 times)

misko27

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2220 on: October 11, 2012, 09:32:20 pm »
"Huh? Well then. Uhh. Don't, really now what to say right now. Umm.

Oh wait, I have a joke. A man gets pulled over for speeding. The sheriff ambles up, asks for license and registration. 'I'm afraid I don't have it,' the man replies sheepishly. 'Why not?' asks the cop. 'I, uh, think I left it at the bar. I get forgetful after a couple of drinks.' 'Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the car." "No can do, sir. I stand up and the .45's gonna fall right outta my waistband.' The cop is almost livid by now. 'Son, what the hell wrong with you? What are you carrying around a loaded gun for?' 'Well, the hooker's not gonna force herself into the trunk now, will she?' By now the sheriff is on the horn for backup, and half the city has arrived, complete with swat team and the Chief. As they've finished tearing his car apart and the guy is face down in the road in handcuffs, he turns to the Chief and says 'Lemme guess. He probably told you I was speeding, too?'

In conclusion, Trolololo.Tip your waitress. Oh wait, no waitresses. *under breath* What a shitty party. I've had drunken nights in vegas better then this*to audience* So, um, Well then, I guess the only thing to do is throw your wallets at me. Thank you, Good Night!"

My undead armies crash the party, consuming much food and beverage. I do action I mentioned earlier.

SANDWICH FOR REFERENCE:
Quote from: misko27 on October 10, 2012, 06:00:32 pm
Mmm, Bacon. Eat bacon. Bacon bacon bacon. I love it so. Find place where they give out the meat. Create large subway sandwich. Sandwich must include:
-Pepperoni
-Mozzerella
-Meatballs
-Crispy Bacon strips
-American Cheese
-Meat Sauce
-Chicken patties
-Blood Pressure pills
On Italian herbs and cheese bread.

Uh, wait.

Also do stand up comedy. Summon The Spirit of Groucho Marx to aid me.

EVILIDEAEDIT: One last thing. Hire a group of performers, and have them do the play "The King In Yellow". Make sure to get saner members of my team elsewhere by Act 2. Wikipedia the play if you need too.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2012, 02:48:58 pm by misko27 »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2221 on: October 11, 2012, 09:48:24 pm »
CRAP.
THAT IS NOT AN ACTION.

REPAIR APERTURE SCIENCE AND DETERMINE STATE OF LABORATORIES. WITHOUT DESTROYING THEM.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2222 on: October 11, 2012, 09:49:28 pm »
INFECT THE LICHETTE WITH SEPSIS, E. COLI, EBOLA, MALARIA, DEATHITIS, ADDITIONAL NECROSIS, PHYLACTERYSHATTERINGITIS, AND SUPER TAPEWORMS WITH THE PIECES OF ME STILL IN HER. REMAINING PIECES OF ME, REFORM INTO THE SHAPE OF MARCELINE'S DAD FROM ADVENTURE TIME AND GO TO THE PICNIC AND EAT EVERYONE ELSES FRIES.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2223 on: October 11, 2012, 10:04:14 pm »
OFFER LICHETTE SOME PEPTO BISMOL, JUST IN CASE. FROM AFAR, OF COURSE. OR THROUGH DIRG. CHANGE RADIO STATION.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2224 on: October 11, 2012, 10:05:07 pm »
Ehheh, Dirg fucked up. So funny. So very funny. So rarely happens because of his bonus.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2225 on: October 11, 2012, 10:18:39 pm »
"WAIT A MINUTE

THAT WASN'T EVEN A HOT CURRY

I SUSPECT... FOUL PLAY!"

>CHECK IF WMD-BIKE HAS ATTACHED BATHROOM/TOILET

>IF NOT, SCAVENGE TOILET CUBICLE FROM DINER, ATTACH TO SIDE OF BIKE

>ALSO GET SPRAY BOTTLE OF AIR-FRESHENER FROM SOMEWHERE

>THEN SPEED LICHETTE (AND PROBABLY DIRG) TO NEAREST EMERGENCY ROOM, UTTERING WITTY REMARK ALONG WAY

"I'LL BE BACK IN A MO'

SAVE SOME WEDGES FOR ME GUYS"
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2226 on: October 11, 2012, 10:29:21 pm »
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?

If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it. hold onto it. Tightly.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2227 on: October 11, 2012, 10:30:39 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:29:21 pm
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?

If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.SLASH THE TIRES ON YOINK'S AMBULANCE
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2228 on: October 11, 2012, 10:30:59 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:29:21 pm
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?

If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.
Kill him with it?
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2229 on: October 11, 2012, 10:31:34 pm »
((For shame guys. Taco bell is usually bad enough in the runs department without you poisoning it.))USE THE POWER OF MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO CURE LICHETTE.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2230 on: October 11, 2012, 10:31:42 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 10:30:59 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:29:21 pm
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?

If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.
Kill him with it?


... We're all immortal. What good would this do?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2231 on: October 11, 2012, 10:32:16 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 11, 2012, 10:30:39 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:29:21 pm
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?

If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.SLASH THE TIRES ON YOINK'S AMBULANCE
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2232 on: October 11, 2012, 10:32:53 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:31:42 pm
Quote from: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 10:30:59 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:29:21 pm
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?

If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.
Kill him with it?


... We're all immortal. What good would this do?
Force him to respawn, possibly as something weaker. Or do what I asked you to. Theres always that.
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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2233 on: October 11, 2012, 10:35:30 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 10:32:53 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:31:42 pm
Quote from: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 10:30:59 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:29:21 pm
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?

If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.
Kill him with it?


... We're all immortal. What good would this do?
Force him to respawn, possibly as something weaker. Or do what I asked you to. Theres always that.


Sigh. Okay.  :-\
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« Reply #2234 on: October 11, 2012, 10:40:56 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 11, 2012, 10:32:16 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on October 11, 2012, 10:30:39 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:29:21 pm
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?

If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.SLASH THE TIRES ON YOINK'S AMBULANCE
GODDAMIT JUST DO THIS WITH THE SWORD
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