Kidnap one of Dirg's furbies and keep it as a pet, because they're adorable. Train furby to attack Greenstarfanatic on sight.
(1) THE FURBIE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE YOUR SERVANT, AND AS SUCH, DETONATES THE MINIATURE BOMB WITHIN HIS EYEBALLS, YOU ARE VAPORIZED, AS IS THE HERO FURBIE
Fine. Ascend to the Undead Goddess of Love, Lust, and Desire. If needed, show qualifications to any that oppose.
(1) YOU ASCEND TO THE GODDESS OF BEING REALLY, REALLY DEAD. YOU'RE PRETTY DAMN DEAD.
USE GODLY POWERS TO POSSES CORAI. DO EMBERASSING DANCE.
(2) YOU DO THE EMBARRASING DANCE, BUT FORGET TO POSESS CORAI! HOW EMBARASSING.
>HAVE FOOTBALL TEAM BUILD SECRET UNDERWATER BASE IN THE OCEAN
(6) YOU DO SO. IT FLOODS. ATHLETES AREN'T TYPICALLY THE BEST ARCHITECTS.
((Question: What was the -3 for?))
Get the spears out of my face, and ATTACK XANTALOS. WITH TF2 WEAPONS. SAME TIME. GO.
(5) YOU REFLECT ALL THEM SPEARS. (2-3) THEN, YOU TRY AND ATTACK XANTALOS. THEN, WRASSLING HONOR INCARNATE STANDS IN FRONT OF YOU AND RIPS YOU TO SHREDS. HIS NAME, WAS HULK HOGAN.
"JUST MAKING SURE YOU DIDN'T DISAPPEAR LIKE THE OTHER NPCS WITH A CRITICAL LACK OF PRESENCE, BRO"
DUMP ASSORTED PLUSHIES IN THE AREA VIA BIPLANE AND RETREAT TO AUDIENCE OF WRESTLING MATCH
(5) "Thanks." YOU RAIN PLUSHIES ONTO DISNEYLAND, MAKING MANY, MANY CHILDREN HAPPY. (4) THEN, YOU RETURN TO THE WRESTLING MATCH.
JUST GIVE CORAI A FURBY SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO STEAL ONE, THEN MAKE POPCORN AND JOIN LICHETTE IN WATCHING THE MATCH. OFFER LICHETTE SOME. AID CASSANDRA IF THERE'S ENOUGH TIME.
(5+2) YOU GIVE A CORPSE THE FURBIE. IT CUDDLES THE CORPSE. (4+2) YOU MAKE DELICIOUS POPCORN, AND (4+2) JOIN LICHETTE, SHARING THE POPCORN LIKE ANY OTHER CLICHE COUPLE WOULD.
>Misko does not know what to do.
>Extract self from fight, obtain seat.
>Buy Hot Dog.
"Lichy, how you holding up?"
>Put Money on Xantalos.
(6) YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, AT ALL. (3) YOU RUN AWAY FROM THE WRESTLING MATCH, AND ARE ALMOST OUT OF THE WRASSLING HONOR FIELD.
Apologize to Corai.
Create a device which advertises to every PC and a bunch of other people whatever I want to. Like a car radio ad, but shorter and less avoidable.
Develop an advertisement that lets people know that I'll build stuff for them for a decent price. Don't broadcast it yet.
(1+2, 1+2) YOU CREATE A DEVICE THAT ADVERATIZES TO PERSONAL COMPUTERS AND SOME PEOPLE. YOU THEN LET PEOPLE KNOW YOU'LL SELL YOURSELF OUT.
Perform all the Mortal Kombat FATALITIES on Tim at once.
MISKO. I'LL STOP FIGHTING YOU IF YOU WILL. NO OFFENSE, BUT I THINK YOU HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO.
Make Tomio's opponent Greenstar.
(2vs3) YOU TRY AND HIT HIM WITH THE MORTAL KOMBAT FATALITIES, BUT HE STEPS AWAY FROM THE 2-D ATTACK INTO THIS AMAZING NEW THING CALLED THE "THIRD DIMENSION".
Use any leftover materials to build power collection satellites, to provide necessary power for my empire.
(4+2) POWER PLANTS ENGAGED.
LICHETTE:
Lichette watches the match.
NPC:
(6v4)
Tim gives Xantalos a spinning hook kick to the face, sending him flying into the ropes. Tim prepares for the finisher-
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end!
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
XANTALOS: LEADER: +1
Lord Slowpoke
ISOLATIONISTS:
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