Evacuate me and my empire from the universe, so we are safe from harm.
(3) THERE, NOW YOUR CUSTOM CIV IN CIVILIZATION 4 WILL BE ETERNAL.
CREATE EMPIRE OF PONIES TO COMBAT/LOVE AND TOLERATE VORTHON'S EMPIRE OF FURRIES. NO POSSIBLE WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG.
>CURSES! Ehh. Who cares about how masculine I look. My wife is dead anyway.
Your wife is dead, but your future wife is still alive.
(6) THEY BEGIN KILLING ALL THAT WHICH IS FURRED. THEN SOMEONE POINTS OUT THAT THEY'RE FURRED.
"Mmhmm. Astral selves take concentration. So my point there still stands. And again.... It truely is my sphere. Besides, you know how loud he... Errr, she, is. How am I to NOT hear his... Her, screaming? But again. Shall we save the universe? You know fully no one else will."
Set up evacuation measures.
Let my awareness spread, to try and find the source of the countdown.
(6+2-2vs4) "Fine. But after this, stay out of our marriage."
(2+2) HE'S GOT RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
DISREGARD OTHER PLAYERS AND GET WESTSIDE COLLECTIVE FOR THE FINAL BATTLE
(6) THEY SHOW UP, BUT THE EASTSIDE COLLECTIVE APPEARS TO TAKE THEM OUT.
Swarm Dirg and kick his head so far down his neck he's gargling with his stomach acid. Keep some on standby just in case Lichette cares to intervene.
(3+1vs2+2) THEY ATTACK, BUT THEN HE SAYS SOMETHING BACKWARDS ANT THEY FLIP THE FUCK OUT,
YEEES. I WIN! TAKE THAT DIRG! MUAHAHA!
>Have someone take Prophet's place, claiming to see him and know his commands. Use as MIRACLE.
>Lock universe, preventing anyone from escaping.
(4+2) HOLY SHIT SOME GUY SAYS HE KNOWS WHAT THE PROPHET SAYS. BETTER BELIEVE HIM GUIZ.
"I prefer being a guy dear. Just plain freaky seeing myself as a girl." USE HIDDEN MANLINESS THAT PREVENTED ME FROM GENDER SWAPPING THE LAST 2 TIMES TO REVERT BACK TO MAN. HAVE FURBIES BEGIN UNCORRUPTING MISKO'S EMPIRE.
(2+2) YOU GO BACK TO YOUR USUAL EFFEMINATE SELF. (6+2) SURE. LIKE THE FURBIES CAN UNCORRUPT SOMETHING.
"CAN'T YOU JUST STAY DEAD? JEEZ!"
>GRAB A BLADE FROM SOMEWHERE, LOP OFF TCM'S HEAD AND BURY IT UPSIDE DOWN IN THE GROUND BEFORE INCINERATING THE REST OF HIS CORPSE SO THAT HE CANNOT RETURN TO LIFE. ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU DO WITH VAMPIRES? WHATEVER, SCREW IT, I NEED A DRINK.
>GET A DRINK.
>GET LIQUORED UP, THEN GRAB VARIOUS WEAPONRY AND FOLLOW GREENSTAR ON MY BIKE.
"YOU'RE NEXT, ASSHOLE. I'M TAKIN' ALL YOU PSYCHOS DOWN, ONE BY ONE."
(1+3vs4) IT'S TOUGH TO CUT THROUGH ALL THESE GANGSTERS.
"HEY TIM, WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP THAT COUNTDOWN NOW."
TEAM UP WITH TIM AND STOP COUNTDOWN. IF HE REFUSES,
SPINAL CORD DETACHES AND STRANGLES HIM
I GRAB HIS LEGS AND BREAK THEM
THEN EAT THEM AND BURROW INTO HIS CHEST
"Let's go."
Save universe.
Get Tim's gun.
Unleash Urist on, um, any of the wrestlers I guess. Hogan's gone.
(5+2vs4+4) YOU TRY AND TAKE TIMS GUN. THEN HE SEES YOU. AFTER A FEW QUICK KICKS AND A RIFLE SHOT, YOU FEEL BOTH DEAD AND CONSIDERABLY WEAKER.(1+1vs2+4) URIST RUNS AWAY.
NPCs:
Lichette takes Dirg by the hand and leads him to Cassandra, where she rejoins her astral self.
"Here. We're going to work with her to figure out what's wrong."
Tim wipes the oil from his weapon and himself before taking Xantalos to the center of existence.
"Something. Here."
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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