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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1004219 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #420 on: August 14, 2012, 04:48:05 pm »

When we finally started covering things that hadn't been covered in england, it was mostly american history and american culture (with a healthy dose of 'america is best' added).
North America is best America.

Ah. That made me think about "politically correct" (read: not "America is best") world history. It did a great job of teaching me about the world at large... I remember we had a mock trial for Columbus. It was all going fine until the part eligible for this thread occurred. At a heated moment, a (male) classmate of mine yelled out loud at a (female) "attorney" on the other side:
"WOMAN!"
The stunned silence that followed was the best moment of that entire class ever.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #421 on: August 14, 2012, 04:50:37 pm »

When we finally started covering things that hadn't been covered in england, it was mostly american history and american culture (with a healthy dose of 'america is best' added).
North America is best America.

Ah. That made me think about "politically correct" (read: not "America is best") world history. It did a great job of teaching me about the world at large... I remember we had a mock trial for Columbus. It was all going fine until the part eligible for this thread occurred. At a heated moment, a (male) classmate of mine yelled out loud at a (female) "attorney" on the other side:
"WOMAN!"
The stunned silence that followed was the best moment of that entire class ever.

Since it was Columbus's time, that is actually acceptable.

Okay must reread history book, must make sure i'm right...
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #422 on: August 14, 2012, 06:40:31 pm »

"3 times 3 isn't 6, 3 times 3 is 12"

Said with a tone of 'know it all' sarcistic superiority. It was in school, we had only been learning times tables for 2 years.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #423 on: August 14, 2012, 07:47:15 pm »

"3 times 3 isn't 6
Correct!

3 times 3 is 12
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

IMPUDENT CHILD!

3 TIMES 3 IS SEVEN.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

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« Reply #424 on: August 14, 2012, 09:58:30 pm »

"The earth is not a planet."

The quote is in reply #9, near the end of the post.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #425 on: August 14, 2012, 10:10:24 pm »

"The earth is not a planet."

The quote is in reply #9, near the end of the post.
I also looked through the posts and found this retort
"Sarah Palin sees Russia from her house"

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #426 on: August 14, 2012, 10:23:34 pm »

"The earth is not a planet."

The quote is in reply #9, near the end of the post.
Also from the same thread: "The universe does not exist"

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #427 on: August 14, 2012, 10:43:13 pm »

(Protip: Yes, that site is a joke. I mean, come on now, "Roundy the Truthinessist"?)
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #428 on: August 14, 2012, 10:45:03 pm »

(Protip: Yes, that site is a joke. I mean, come on now, "Roundy the Truthinessist"?)
I figured that out with this line.
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« Reply #429 on: August 14, 2012, 10:54:26 pm »

(Protip: Yes, that site is a joke. I mean, come on now, "Roundy the Truthinessist"?)
Actually, no. That's what makes this so mind-shattering.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #430 on: August 14, 2012, 10:59:03 pm »

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A: A celestial body, known as the antimoon, passes between the sun and moon. This projects a shadow upon the moon.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #431 on: August 14, 2012, 11:01:44 pm »

I think I've read that before, and I'm 99% sure it's sarcasm. The four elephants and a turtle thing really gives it away.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #432 on: August 14, 2012, 11:04:59 pm »

It is either sarcasm or willful ignorance... So... It's sarcasm, for the sake of my blood pressure.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #433 on: August 14, 2012, 11:05:54 pm »

I always thought this was fake or sarcastic. Am I wrong to continue believing so?  ???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #434 on: August 14, 2012, 11:07:26 pm »

Yes! The forums don't exist! Please let it be so... But seriously, let's all agree that it's sarcasm, as I have no intention of using Hanslanda as a blood cannon anytime soon.
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