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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1004224 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5535 on: July 06, 2013, 07:35:03 am »

I think I won at YouTube comment sections.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5536 on: July 06, 2013, 08:28:27 am »

:O How did they compress so much stupid into such a short form!?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5537 on: July 06, 2013, 09:14:03 am »

It's compressed so hard that it's almost inside it's swarzschild radius.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5538 on: July 06, 2013, 10:47:20 am »

It's compressed so hard that it's almost inside it's swarzschild radius.
It's compressed so hard that it's almost inside it's swarzschild radius.
Pity. An idiocy black hole could be moved around to suck up the idiocy of other comments, thus resulting in less and less stupid until the idiocy black hole had a large enough gravity field that it could self sustain by sitting still and sucking up other idiotic comments and this metaphor has gone on far too long and I have no idea where it is going.
I can't help but hear that last part as sounding more rushed than the rest of the statement.
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« Reply #5539 on: July 06, 2013, 11:57:52 am »

But really. If your computer hangs up because of a quote pyramid, you're probably using a toaster powered by a potato.
Some smartphones have trouble with large quote pyramids.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5540 on: July 06, 2013, 09:22:28 pm »

-snip- (Quote pyramid)

Well I guess that means you, sir, are a space lizard.

Yes, there was a context
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5541 on: July 07, 2013, 03:12:33 am »

-snip- (Quote pyramid)

Well I guess that means you, sir, are a space lizard.

Yes, there was a context

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5542 on: July 07, 2013, 08:21:27 am »

-snip- (Quote pyramid)

Well I guess that means you, sir, are a space lizard.

Yes, there was a context

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The tail sort of gives it away.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5543 on: July 07, 2013, 03:09:58 pm »

-snip- (Quote pyramid)

Well I guess that means you, sir, are a space lizard.

Yes, there was a context

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The tail sort of gives it away.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5544 on: July 08, 2013, 05:26:40 am »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5545 on: July 08, 2013, 05:48:20 am »

Inb4 David Icky
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5547 on: July 09, 2013, 04:54:45 pm »

http://gma.yahoo.com/video/woman-caught-tape-allegedly-planning-130057183.html
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5548 on: July 09, 2013, 04:56:12 pm »

You know, I hear so often about people getting caught like that I have to wonder if actual hitmen really exist.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5549 on: July 09, 2013, 04:57:18 pm »

You know, I hear so often about people getting caught like that I have to wonder if actual hitmen really exist.
Yes they do. If you want to find them you can go to a library and look for a huge hench man in a suit typing on a tiny laptop with his huge sturdy fingers. If you laugh he'll kill you right there though. Just saying.
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