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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1004408 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7350 on: November 16, 2013, 11:43:24 pm »

Well sometimes it feels like contemporary music is so modern it moves faster than talent can keep up...
I'm sure history will look back and only remember the really good stuff, forgetting the tonnes of rubbish, and will consider this an amazing decade for music.

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« Reply #7351 on: November 16, 2013, 11:45:16 pm »

Pre-history-A.D. 500: Sporadic banging, collective grunting.
500-1200: Perfecting banging, Advanced grunting.
1200-1600: Varied by location, ranging from drums and rhythmic chanting to depressing harpsichord.
1600-1910: Serious white guys in silly outfits.
1910-1930: Jazz, ragtime, swing, suits.
1930-1950: Show-tunes or something?
1950-1963: Rock N' Roll
1963-1971: Acid trip.
1971-1980: Figured out how to make artificial electronic stuff.
1980-1988: Serious white guys in silly outfits Part 2: The Reckoning.
1988-1999: Anger.
1999-2006: Incoherent yelling.
2006-2010: Perpetually in the club.
2011-Present: Disco revival and twerk-time.

Seems 'bout right.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7352 on: November 17, 2013, 05:49:11 am »

Pre-history-A.D. 500: Sporadic banging, collective grunting.
500-1200: Perfecting banging, Advanced grunting.
1200-1600: Varied by location, ranging from drums and rhythmic chanting to depressing harpsichord.
1600-1910: Serious white guys in silly outfits.
1910-1930: Jazz, ragtime, swing, suits.
1930-1950: Show-tunes or something?
1950-1963: Rock N' Roll
1963-1971: Acid trip.
1971-1980: Figured out how to make artificial electronic stuff.
1980-1988: Serious white guys in silly outfits Part 2: The Reckoning.
1988-1999: Anger.
1999-2006: Incoherent yelling.
2006-2010: Perpetually in the club.
2011-Present: Disco revival and twerk-time.

Seems 'bout right.

1930-1950 is Jazz and Swing some more, having gone mainstream and Country.

1971-1976 is missing twenty minutes long rock suites. Dark Side of The Moon, 2112, Tarkus, Pawn Hearts, Close To The Edge... At no other time in history there was such a concentration of waaaaay longer than usual rock songs.

1976-1980 is the original Anger, with Punk getting big then deflating in a few short years.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7353 on: November 17, 2013, 05:51:20 am »

Pre-history-A.D. 500: Sporadic banging, collective grunting.
500-1200: Perfecting banging, Advanced grunting.
1200-1600: Varied by location, ranging from drums and rhythmic chanting to depressing harpsichord.

Seems 'bout right.
Suuuuuure...
200 B.C greek theater will have a word with you. And 400 A.D celtic harp and songs. And medieval choirs and church organ. That kind of stuff.

Did you just file late medieval era under prehistoric times?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7354 on: November 17, 2013, 08:47:00 am »

I know somebody who plays church organs. I feel like that's probably one of the best instruments ever. I mean, what's not awesome about a fucking huge church organ?
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« Reply #7355 on: November 17, 2013, 09:00:08 am »

For a "disco revival" this decade doesn't seem to have much sunshine.
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« Reply #7356 on: November 17, 2013, 09:28:29 am »

I know somebody who plays church organs. I feel like that's probably one of the best instruments ever. I mean, what's not awesome about a fucking huge church organ?
Meh, either you're doing generic church stuff (which is pretty non-interesting), or you're breaking your fingers laying down some sick mad classical shit, yo. In short: It's either boring or waaayyy complicated. That applies to most instruments, though ;)
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« Reply #7357 on: November 17, 2013, 11:26:27 am »

I know somebody who plays church organs. I feel like that's probably one of the best instruments ever. I mean, what's not awesome about a fucking huge church organ?
Meh, either you're doing generic church stuff (which is pretty non-interesting), or you're breaking your fingers laying down some sick mad classical shit, yo. In short: It's either boring or waaayyy complicated. That applies to most instruments, though ;)

Or you're breaking your fingers laying down some sick mad new shit, yo.

In fact, I wish there were more bands that go out of the Rhythm/Lead, Bass, Drums, Keyboard comfort zone. It's not that someone went and proven it cannot work - quite to the contrary, for example a Saxophone can sound scary as hell.
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« Reply #7358 on: November 17, 2013, 11:46:46 am »

Or you're breaking your fingers laying down some sick mad new shit, yo.
Well yeah, but there's very little modern stuff for the organ. Plus the classical stuff is awesome, just listen to Davy Jones play in Pirates of the Caribbean!

EDIT: That was appropriate for this thread, just noticed Hans Zimmer, the composer, was born in 1957. Bach (whom I usually hate) might be a better example here :P
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« Reply #7359 on: November 17, 2013, 12:26:36 pm »

Personally I'd rather not even think about laying my hands on organs of the Church.
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« Reply #7360 on: November 17, 2013, 12:28:01 pm »

Or you're breaking your fingers laying down some sick mad new shit, yo.
Well yeah, but there's very little modern stuff for the organ. Plus the classical stuff is awesome, just listen to Davy Jones play in Pirates of the Carribean!
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« Reply #7361 on: November 17, 2013, 01:00:01 pm »

Or you're breaking your fingers laying down some sick mad new shit, yo.
Well yeah, but there's very little modern stuff for the organ. Plus the classical stuff is awesome, just listen to Davy Jones play in Pirates of the Carribean!
I demand a link.
Your wish is my command:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UfT0jVzNkw
It's not an organ solo piece, though.

And for some Bach organ, no pun intended:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVraVgzC9U
Pretty much the standard organ piece, I guess.
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« Reply #7362 on: November 17, 2013, 01:58:00 pm »

Personally I'd rather not even think about laying my hands on organs of the Church.
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« Reply #7363 on: November 17, 2013, 02:58:05 pm »

Personally I'd rather not even think about laying my hands on organs of the Church.

Yeah, the Church sure does like Bach, in particular Concerto for Organ in A Minor.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #7364 on: November 17, 2013, 03:21:40 pm »

I mean, what's not awesome about a fucking huge church organ?

I think a lot of little altar boys could tell you what's not.
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