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[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

((Does anyone else see an owl in Zanzutken's avatar?))

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Toady One The Great (b0t) has struck down the 2705'th spammer.

[Foxite]

Oh god, my dwarves have developed the internet, and 30 years later, they made rule 34.

God forbid me to look at any of their datacenters. Weregiant cave spider 34...

[Amperzand]

That exists in our internet, yo.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

That exists in our internet, yo.

And it happened faster in our case.

[Foxite]

That exists in our internet, yo.

Don't make me google it...

[Dunamisdeos]

Overseer's Bug Log: Stardate, 5th of Granite in the year 2050

Captain-Rank dwarf won't stay at range to fire phasers, instead preferring to close to melee and throw haymakers until all nearby recruit dwarfs are dead. Science dwarf finds this fascinating, while Engineer dwarf demands more power despite having a surplus.

Doctor dwarf refuses to perform any labor not related to medical profession.

[TheBiggerFish]

...
Dude, turn off the gamifying.

[Dunamisdeos]

...
Dude, turn off the gamifying.

Overseer's Bug Log: Stardate, 5th of Granite in the year 2050, addendum:

Larger-than-normal fish-creature found writing recommendations on the walls. Flushed out the airlock immediately.

Spoiler: Visual Record (click to show/hide)

[TheBiggerFish]

Oh really?

Don't make me spin up the orbital laser.  I will spin up the orbital laser.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Oh no...  The mutant cats have a kitten every tick..  F[UUUUUUU

[TheBiggerFish]

There's a raw you can change to remove asexual budding genemods.  Try that.

[MoonyTheHuman]

There's a raw you can change to remove asexual budding genemods.  Try that.

Oh thanks....
OK,  all of my cats just became toads,  halp?
Oh god,  the toads spit acid

[Whisperling]

There's a raw you can change to remove asexual budding genemods.  Try that.

Oh thanks....
OK,  all of my cats just became toads,  halp?
Oh god,  the toads spit acid

Assuming the toads are considered to be genemodded by your civ, your chemists should be able to brew up some sort of kill switch chemical. Might want to keep your augmented dwarves away, though- they tend to be vulnerable to the same stuff.


In other news, the residents of my medieval world seems to have gone completely and utterly bonkers. They keep capturing procedurally-generated creatures and having glorified dogfights with them instead of killing each other in a respectable manner.

[TheBiggerFish]

But that's suitably dwarfy....I mean, slightly more dwarfy than usual, but definitely dwarfy.

[Urlance Woolsbane]

In other news, the residents of my medieval world seems to have gone completely and utterly bonkers. They keep capturing procedurally-generated creatures and having glorified dogfights with them instead of killing each other in a respectable manner.

Literal dogfights? Are they monster-baiting?