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Helgoland

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3255 on: April 17, 2016, 06:14:16 pm »
Really? I thought I came up with that one myself... Well, nihil novi sub sole, as they say.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3256 on: April 18, 2016, 07:42:18 am »
« Last Edit: April 18, 2016, 07:54:31 am by a1s »
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3257 on: April 25, 2016, 08:58:24 pm »
When the Church of the LDS was banned and dissolved, what did they call those who hunted its former members?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3258 on: April 25, 2016, 09:09:58 pm »
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3259 on: April 25, 2016, 09:49:17 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on April 25, 2016, 08:58:24 pm
When the Church of the LDS was banned and dissolved, what did they call those who hunted its former members?

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Oddly funny. It's terrible only because there is some historical precedent.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3260 on: April 25, 2016, 10:10:27 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on April 25, 2016, 08:58:24 pm
When the Church of the LDS was banned and dissolved, what did they call those who hunted its former members?

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When the Church of the LSD was banned and dissolved, what did they call those who hunted its former members?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3261 on: April 28, 2016, 06:24:37 am »
Paranoid people know:
If everything is well, that means everything is well hidden.
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3262 on: April 28, 2016, 06:45:22 am »
But if everything is well, doesn't that mean I'm stuck in the well? Someone call Lassie!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3263 on: April 28, 2016, 06:52:37 am »
Calling you lassie's private parts "the well" is a sure way to end up sleeping on the couch  ;D
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3264 on: April 28, 2016, 08:28:47 am »
Quote from: a1s on April 28, 2016, 06:52:37 am
Calling you lassie's private parts "the well" is a sure way to end up sleeping on the couch  ;D
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3265 on: April 28, 2016, 10:19:07 am »
Incoming terrible joke.

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Hatch."
"Hatch who?"
"Bless you."

(You need to say it out loud to really get it.)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3266 on: April 29, 2016, 03:37:01 pm »
- Knock,  knock
- Eho's there?
- Orange
- Orange who?
- Orange you glad I didn't say "Do you want 2 CDs"?
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3267 on: April 29, 2016, 06:08:41 pm »
Not really, that would've been funnier :P
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3268 on: April 30, 2016, 12:21:03 pm »
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3269 on: April 30, 2016, 12:38:35 pm »
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