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AzyWng

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3585 on: February 19, 2017, 12:43:13 pm »
The choke on a shotgun is a portion of the barrel (near the muzzle) where the barrel constricts, causing the pellets of the shotgun to fly out in a tighter pattern.

Athletes are also known to freeze up, or "choke", in tense situations, like near the end of a match. The same thing could very well happen in eSports or similar (and probably already has).

The caliber is a measure used to determine the size of a bullet - the diameter of the bulllet, specifically.

Caliber also a word used to describe someone's ability/quality.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3586 on: February 19, 2017, 01:55:49 pm »
Kee-ripes, man. Knightmare is going back a bit.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3587 on: February 24, 2017, 08:13:48 pm »
What do you call 8 hobbits?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3588 on: February 25, 2017, 12:35:07 pm »
Quote from: LordBrassroast on February 24, 2017, 08:13:48 pm
What do you call 8 hobbits?

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What do you call 1,073,741,824 hobbits?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3589 on: February 25, 2017, 12:42:39 pm »
Ah, the number of hobbits went up.  I wonder if we should slow down; plainly these hobbit puns are hobbit-forming. 
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3590 on: February 25, 2017, 05:57:08 pm »
Yea, let's not make a hobbit of this.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3591 on: February 25, 2017, 05:59:35 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on February 25, 2017, 12:35:07 pm
Quote from: LordBrassroast on February 24, 2017, 08:13:48 pm
What do you call 8 hobbits?

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What do you call 1,073,741,824 hobbits?
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That's really not funny and doesn't work with the joke pattern. It really would have worked better as:

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One letter can make sooo much difference.
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« Reply #3592 on: February 25, 2017, 06:08:24 pm »
Quote from: martinuzz on February 25, 2017, 05:57:08 pm
Yea, let's not make a hobbit of this.
Kicking the hobbit is about as hard as going cold turkey on monk garb.
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« Reply #3593 on: February 25, 2017, 06:10:19 pm »
Sthobbit now.
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« Reply #3594 on: February 25, 2017, 06:14:51 pm »
Reelya is right. We should cut down by about halfling.
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« Reply #3595 on: February 25, 2017, 07:35:46 pm »
Or at least, maybe, pause for hobIt.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3596 on: February 25, 2017, 08:10:21 pm »
What does a hobbit call when they need help with a computer?

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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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« Reply #3597 on: February 25, 2017, 08:22:37 pm »
Huh, I would've thought Mordor would've built up a huge IT economy post-Sauron, what with the low wages and the established industry and all...
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« Reply #3598 on: February 25, 2017, 09:02:24 pm »
Sauron stole all the doors in Middle Earth.

He stole them from Gondor and put them in Mordor.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3599 on: February 27, 2017, 05:35:53 pm »
Do you know what you call 8000000000000000 hobbits?

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