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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #840 on: August 25, 2014, 07:36:24 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on August 25, 2014, 10:24:47 am
If Brice Lee were a by product of bodily functions, he'd be Bruce Wee.
alternativly bruce pee
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« Reply #841 on: August 25, 2014, 08:11:16 pm »
If Bruce Lee had amnesia, he'd Bruce Free
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #842 on: August 25, 2014, 08:16:04 pm »
If Bruce Lee wasn't Asian, he might be Bruce Belize.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #843 on: August 25, 2014, 08:23:13 pm »
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #844 on: August 25, 2014, 08:26:44 pm »
I'm sure that's the second or third time that's been posted here.
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« Reply #845 on: August 25, 2014, 08:28:51 pm »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on August 25, 2014, 08:26:44 pm
I'm sure that's the second or third time that's been posted here.
I'm not reading 55+ page's of terrible joke's so bare with me here.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #846 on: August 25, 2014, 08:30:32 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on August 25, 2014, 08:29:09 pm
My favourite was outside a pub:

There are two people in this world: Those that like bacon, and those that are wrong.
Oh so very true.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #847 on: August 25, 2014, 08:31:23 pm »
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 08:23:13 pm
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

You got it wrong, it's those who don't know binary, those who think it's a binary joke, and the rest of us.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #848 on: August 25, 2014, 08:42:03 pm »
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 08:28:51 pm
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on August 25, 2014, 08:26:44 pm
I'm sure that's the second or third time that's been posted here.
I'm not reading 55+ page's of terrible joke's so bare with me here.
You totally should, they're all shit.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #849 on: August 25, 2014, 08:43:03 pm »
There are only 0010 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Quote from: Pufferfish on August 25, 2014, 08:31:23 pm
You got it wrong, it's those who don't know binary, those who think it's a binary joke, and the rest of us.
But if you write it in 4-bit it just doesn't sound as funny.

Quote from: Descan on August 25, 2014, 08:42:03 pm
You totally should, they're all shit.
LoL.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #850 on: August 25, 2014, 08:57:53 pm »
One of my friends told me this around a month or two ago.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #851 on: August 25, 2014, 09:57:23 pm »
In Soviet Russia, joke terribles you.
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« Reply #852 on: August 25, 2014, 10:17:58 pm »
So a bar walks into Yakov Smirnoff...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #853 on: August 26, 2014, 12:44:11 am »
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 08:30:32 pm
Quote from: greatorder on August 25, 2014, 08:29:09 pm
My favourite was outside a pub:

There are two people in this world: Those that like bacon, and those that are wrong.
Oh so very true.
Preaching to the choir mate.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #854 on: August 26, 2014, 12:46:32 am »
I wanted to write a shitty joke, but I have no material.

:(

Wait! I've got it!

There are two types of people: the people who thought this was an actual joke up to this point and me.
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