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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 769367 times)

Wastedlabor

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #690 on: April 04, 2013, 06:05:58 am »

You guys could at least put a door in Dappercat's room. Give him some privacy.

« Last Edit: April 04, 2013, 06:13:48 am by Wastedlabor »
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #691 on: April 04, 2013, 09:36:24 am »

Most of you probably know, but Age of Legends means that megabeast killing has reached a threshhold. Somewhere a beast or five have been slain.

Great turn Peregarrett!
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #692 on: April 04, 2013, 11:17:23 am »

This.
This is amazing.

But I don't think I can take my turn now... can I be next?
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #693 on: April 04, 2013, 01:39:44 pm »

Most of you probably know, but Age of Legends means that megabeast killing has reached a threshhold. Somewhere a beast or five have been slain.
It must be snow quadruped beast that was killed by olm men. I guess whole world is frozen when the Fortress game is in progress, so no game-simulated adventurers killing beasts on the another world's edge.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #694 on: April 04, 2013, 02:43:32 pm »

It's the AGE OF LEGENDS!?

Sweet Jeebus Wibbly hook up the flying machines. Someone send an emissary to Lews Therin right friggin' now so we can make him our king.

Then Anima can bodysnatch him so we have a vessel powerful enough to smite the voidspawn once and for all.

(wheel of time yay)
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #695 on: April 04, 2013, 03:19:19 pm »

I can't help but notice that you labeled the buttcheeks "V" and "H". What does that stand for? Or were you planning on adding more?
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #696 on: April 04, 2013, 03:20:53 pm »

On an unrelated topic...

I must have gems! I must have a gem workshop! I must cut gems!
And if anyone else touches my gems... I CUT THEM! With gems.

I should do a write-up for my character...
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #697 on: April 04, 2013, 09:06:05 pm »

It's the GE OF LEGENDS!?

Sweet Jeebus Wibbly hook up the flying machines. Someone send an emissary to Lews Therin right friggin' now so we can make him our king.
Then Anima can bodysnatch him so we have a vessel powerful enough to smite the voidspawn once and for all.
(wheel of time yay)
And then we can have the messiest beserking and tantrum spiral of all time.

There'd be ludicrous gibs of his relatives everywhere!
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #698 on: April 04, 2013, 11:24:15 pm »

I can't help but notice that you labeled the buttcheeks "V" and "H". What does that stand for? Or were you planning on adding more?
For Voidspawn and Hellspawn, obviously. Each team gathers at its hall and then the bridge is lowered.
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« Reply #699 on: April 05, 2013, 03:05:25 am »

This.
This is amazing.

But I don't think I can take my turn now... can I be next?
Guess I can take my turn now, even though I can be too busy at times.
I've downloaded the save, I hope I'll be able to post an update today.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #700 on: April 05, 2013, 05:24:25 am »

Aha, that's how those bridges are supposed to work. I was curious what are they for. But they were walled already.

My basic idea was that there would be a convoluted three-dimensional maze (wagon-traversible), then the atom smasher hallway, then the militia itself on the off-chance anyone got through. Since voidspawn destroy buildings, I put a trench in front of the anchors of the bridges so they couldn't get to it. It was to be a marvel on the scale of the sacrificial pit - which also didn't work until now. I think I'm just incompetent when it comes to large bits of dwarven engineering.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #701 on: April 05, 2013, 05:45:02 am »

I can't help but notice that you labeled the buttcheeks "V" and "H". What does that stand for? Or were you planning on adding more?
For Voidspawn and Hellspawn, obviously. Each team gathers at its hall and then the bridge is lowered.
What if the hellspawn just flies over the moat?
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #702 on: April 05, 2013, 05:56:24 am »

I can't help but notice that you labeled the buttcheeks "V" and "H". What does that stand for? Or were you planning on adding more?
For Voidspawn and Hellspawn, obviously. Each team gathers at its hall and then the bridge is lowered.
What if the hellspawn just flies over the moat?
Oops then. Or raising bridges.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #703 on: April 05, 2013, 11:03:09 am »

Peregarrett, thank you for leaving me with all that mess.
I've made a look at the arena, the mayor's quarters, the surface, the temple, the GCS trap and whatever you left for me. I'll try to fix some of those in a while.

Granite 1, 255

Well, guess it's time to block all those open stairways in order to control flying FB invasions.
I've ordered the construction of some upward stairs in place of some U/D stairs.

I've quickly replaced the order for iron armor with steel armor.

As of the military, I've tried to make a different schedule so that more soldiers train at once. It's disturbing to see there're only 3 active military vessels.


I've ordered the construction of rock cabinets, seeing the utter mess that has been made of our living quarters.

Speaking about quarters, I've ordered the furnishing of our mayor's quarters and their engraving.


Granite 3, 255

Our moody weaver has finally started her secret construction.

Granite 8, 255

The usual useless crap.

Slate 1, 255
Here's a summary of my first session:
Well, nothing special has happened.
I've done a small modification to the military schedule. After that a whole squad of several axedorfs went on duty.
The smiths have already started working on steel armor. I'm trying to get started with the steel industry.
The mayor's quarters are almost ready. I've furnished them, but they still don't satisfy the parasite, who is currently unhappy.
Tosid's mood was finished, she's now a legendary weaver, and she's on a repeated hematite smelting duty atm.
Jables and Ulborb have found a hematite vein and mined it.
I've replaced some wooden walls with rock block walls, though the job is not done yet.
I have yet to touch our ass-shaped arena and the magma piston.

No one has been dorfed as of yet, I'll try to do dorfings in my next session, probably after migrants arrive.
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"Yeah, that's great. Hey, are you done? If so, we need to smelt this ten thousand large load of hematite. I'll see you next month."
"WHAT AN OUTRAGE! I AM A LIVING LEGEND! I SHOULD BE WEAVING"
"That's nice. Tell you what, pretend you are weaving metal out of this ore. Now get to work."

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #704 on: April 05, 2013, 11:34:13 am »

Slate 1, 255
Tosid's mood was finished, she's now a legendary weaver, and she's on a repeated hematite smelting duty atm.

"I am a Legandary Weaver! Nobody handles cloth like me"
"Yeah, that's great. Hey, are you done? If so, we need to smelt this ten thousand large load of hematite. I'll see you next month."
"WHAT AN OUTRAGE! I AM A LIVING LEGEND! I SHOULD BE WEAVING"
"That's nice. Tell you what, pretend you are weaving metal out of this ore. Now get to work."
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