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[GentlemanRaptor]

I keep going away and coming back, and each time, the newest page gives me a fresh round of what the fuck. Can somebody recap what exactly is going on now? I'm confused.

[kefkakrazy]

Well, the last time the fortress fell, the Void God returned in an even more powerful form.

During the current turn, the fort was attacked by approximately all the voidspawn ever complete with freaking fire breath and the Void God got thralled. So he got dead again.

Also, overseer was trying to kill/capture some FBs with cavein bombs and he found out the hard way that one of them had a ranged attack; SanDiego, who should have been safe (as the Broker) dorf-dodged his way into the pit and got a little bit eaten.

So, fairly typical shenanigans for Murdermachines. At the rate we're going the Void God is going to have a higher death count than the damn fort. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

[TheSaberTooth]

Terribly sorry about the wait for the next update, I was halfway done with it yesterday when suddenly work. I shall finish later afternoon

[TheSaberTooth]

Journal of Saber Idarban Elbelsoloz Zan, Godslayer:
10th of Malachite, 271

You know, this doesnt solve the problem.

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I can already feel Anima's poltergeist trying to murder me. Anyway, around here, things get done. But not the right things. For example, Deler the miner is STILL stuck inside a cage, waiting to be freed, but NOBODY is trying to save him, but they give him FOOD AND WATER for Terry's sake.

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13th of Malachite, 271

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How in the hell did she get stuck in there. Gods damn it all. I've ordered the miners to dig her a way out, though I doubt they will get there in time.

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I WONDER WHY.

I took a stroll to let off some anger when suddenly I see Kyh sleeping in her room, apparently having a nightmare, and I ALSO see a male figure standing over her with an aura of some kind of magic forming around them. I drew my sword and approached the room, but the haunt disappeared before I got to him. Kyh awoke and told me that she was being tormented by her spouse in her nightmares. She says she is fine, but I worry that haunt will break her, and we have enough problems already.

20th of Malachite, 271
OH MY GODS. I was eating a particularly good piece of meat when SUDDENLY someone tells me its VOIDSPAWN meat. When I question the butcher, she told me she had found out a nice recipe for voidspawn meat. When I look inside, I see ANIMARYTAK'S BUTCHERED CORPSE INSIDE THE DAMN SHOP.

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Not only did I KILL Anima, I ATE him. I feel like an elf now. I'm going to go take a bath. And eat the soap.

Page ends here.

[peregarrett]

That's just epic!
When sone moody dwarf demands bones - forbid everything except Anima's carcass, so we'll get a Voidgod bone scepter or something.

[Grombardrim]

This is a Void God Burger. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of Void God brain and menaces with spikes of Void God bone.

[SanDiego]

So, you've killed AND eaten Anima? I love you.

[TheSaberTooth]

This is a Void God Burger. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of Void God brain and menaces with spikes of Void God bone.

This needs to be in the Quote section.

[kefkakrazy]

you...

ate...

the void god.

You ate the void god.

You ATE the void god.

You ate THE VOID GOD.

NO NO IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE NO MATTER HOW I TYPE IT
WHY DOES THE WORLD BROKEN

[CaptainMcClellan]

Wait. Doesn't that mean you have his powers now?

[kefkakrazy]

NO IT MEANS THAT WHEN TERRY GETS BACK HE GON BE SUPER RIPSHIT PISSED OFF

[Terry, Twisted Darkness]

NO IT MEANS THAT WHEN TERRY GETS BACK HE GON BE SUPER RIPSHIT PISSED OFF

*alternating hiccuping and giggling*

Who do you think caused the whole thing to happen?
Experimentation is fun!

[Lolfail0009]

NO IT MEANS THAT WHEN TERRY GETS BACK HE GON BE SUPER RIPSHIT PISSED OFF

*alternating hiccuping and giggling*

Who do you think caused the whole thing to happen?
Experimentation is fun!

Up next on: Notifications that turned out simultaneously far better and worse than expected.

[AoshimaMichio]

Not only did I KILL Anima, I ATE him. I feel like an elf now. I'm going to go take a bath. And eat the soap.

This is golden! I can't wait for next unexpected horrible blasphemy against everything to happen.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Why...Just...why?

Seriously. Why would you do such a disturbing thing? And what was wrong with that butcher that stopped her from realizing how bad an idea doing that was? Does she have a death wish or something?