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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #150 on: January 23, 2013, 09:30:56 pm »
FLEE! FLEE LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! WHICH IT PROBABLY DOES!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #151 on: January 23, 2013, 09:33:28 pm »
"Too big eh?"
Type in "revolver with bullets loaded"
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #152 on: January 23, 2013, 09:45:30 pm »
Respawn. Look around
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #153 on: January 23, 2013, 09:47:42 pm »
Grumble I didn't get what I want while picking up the bottle. Drink it and use empty bottle to knock out the fairy.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #154 on: January 23, 2013, 10:05:32 pm »
Be angry at GM for covering up his logical failure with zombieism.
DIG ALREADY. JUST STOP IT AND ELT ME DIG DAMN IT.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #155 on: January 24, 2013, 01:59:46 am »
Type in 'bayonet-firing Gatling gun'.
Shoot everyone but me with said gun.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #156 on: January 24, 2013, 02:37:56 am »
Use pickaxe to dig through a wall.
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #157 on: January 24, 2013, 10:15:55 am »
Type "bottle of water from SCP-006", then drink it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #158 on: January 24, 2013, 10:21:32 am »
Teach fairy the fine art of murdering people.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #159 on: January 24, 2013, 11:53:34 am »
Put in 'SMG full magazine.' then search for a bunker or make one if none are found.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #160 on: January 24, 2013, 05:44:35 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on January 23, 2013, 09:29:06 pm
Ask for a hazmat suit, some explosives, a pick, climbing gear, diving gear, and a chemistry set.
[3-1] ONE THING AT A TIME.

Quote from: Vorthon on January 23, 2013, 09:30:56 pm
FLEE! FLEE LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! WHICH IT PROBABLY DOES!
[5] You escape!

Quote from: Fireiy on January 23, 2013, 09:33:28 pm
"Too big eh?"
Type in "revolver with bullets loaded"
[1] It comes out of the machine firing! Respawn?

Quote from: Persus13 on January 23, 2013, 09:45:30 pm
Respawn. Look around
It looks crazy.

Quote from: superBlast on January 23, 2013, 09:47:42 pm
Grumble I didn't get what I want while picking up the bottle. Drink it and use empty bottle to knock out the fairy.
It's empty, convenient. [2] You miss.

Quote from: misko27 on January 23, 2013, 10:05:32 pm
Be angry at GM for covering up his logical failure with zombieism.
DIG ALREADY. JUST STOP IT AND ELT ME DIG DAMN IT.
[4] You are angry. [6] You dig about 10 feet into the bedrock before realizing your mistake.

Quote from: Xantalos on January 24, 2013, 01:59:46 am
Type in 'bayonet-firing Gatling gun'.
Shoot everyone but me with said gun.
NO. You get a bayonet.

Quote from: scapheap on January 24, 2013, 02:37:56 am
Use pickaxe to dig through a wall.
[2] The walls are too hard.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on January 24, 2013, 10:15:55 am
Type "bottle of water from SCP-006", then drink it.
[1] You get some green, minty goo and drink it. [6] You vomit up a silvery bunch of stuff, and the green goo.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on January 24, 2013, 10:21:32 am
Teach fairy the fine art of murdering people.
[6] She practices on you. Respawn?

Quote from: Tavik Toth on January 24, 2013, 11:53:34 am
Put in 'SMG full magazine.' then search for a bunker or make one if none are found.
Bunker?
[5] You get one.

GM TURN:
The former ShadowDragon [3+1v4-1] grabs the current ShadowDragon, stabbing him again.
Nyanfortress [4] starts chasing Vorthon.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #161 on: January 24, 2013, 05:46:01 pm »
Bless bayonet to become holy bayonet.
Begin stabbing people.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #162 on: January 24, 2013, 05:47:29 pm »
Type 'fairy magic manual'.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #163 on: January 24, 2013, 05:59:04 pm »
"Coooome back yous stu... uh.. stupid hairy! Let meh eat chu!" Yell that was trying to knock out the fairy with the bottle.
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #164 on: January 24, 2013, 06:03:01 pm »
Keep running. Try to distract it with something.
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