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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 200327 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #180 on: January 25, 2013, 11:33:30 am »

Type in 'pickaxe' then assist Doomblade with bunker.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #181 on: January 25, 2013, 07:05:21 pm »

Fine ask for the hazmat suit
[5] HERE YA GO. NO IDEA WHY YOU'D NEED IT.

Dig to the first from the second.Add some more rooms while I'm digging.
Type in quick-drying liquid plastic shooter. For coating walls in plastic.
[6-1] You dig through solid stone to the old facility, [6] not noticing any problems with your hands. You get washed back by a bunch of juice.

Respawn as a cybernetically-enhanced rutabaga. Type 'vegetable army' into the keyboard, and press enter.
You respawn as a human human. You get a rutabaga.

Reinforce bunker.
[4] Check.

Put on the gasmask then type in Neurotoxin
[5] Some neurotoxin floats out.

Continue stabbing.
[1] Next victim: Yourself! Respawn?

"I'm gonna get my revenge...." *Yawns* Fall asleep in the hole I fell in for a little while.
[5] You have a nice, restful nap. Congrats on wasting a 5. You dream of juice.

"Well the fairy is like a few minutes old"

Read to the fairy.

[5] She likes the book. "Thankioo."

Attack other me with my new hand.
[6] Your new hand sorta merges with part of the other's chest. [2-1] You lose control of yourself. Respawn?

Type in 'pickaxe' then assist Doomblade with bunker.
[1] HERE YA GO. The pickaxe comes out spinning, strikes you, and [5] lops off your legs before landing [2] fairly far away.

GM TURN:
The ShadowDragons [2] stay awkwardly connected.
Nyanfort naps.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #182 on: January 25, 2013, 07:08:47 pm »

Respawn as Attention Grabber Man.
Grab attention, then eat it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #183 on: January 25, 2013, 07:11:28 pm »

Type in 'gene-splicer', and press enter.
« Last Edit: January 25, 2013, 07:13:11 pm by Vorthon »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #184 on: January 25, 2013, 07:24:40 pm »

Type 'cup of tea' and drink it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #185 on: January 25, 2013, 07:29:21 pm »

"I'm gonna get my revenge...." *Yawns* Fall asleep in the hole I fell in for a little while.
[5] You have a nice, restful nap. Congrats on wasting a 5. You dream of juice.
That made me lmao.

Wake up, feel guilty trying to eat the fairy, climb out hole, Apologize to Mercer and fairy, then get a massive hangover.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #186 on: January 25, 2013, 07:32:25 pm »

Look around. Don't respawn yet.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #187 on: January 25, 2013, 07:42:39 pm »

Obtain Diving Gear
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #188 on: January 25, 2013, 08:42:15 pm »

Respawn as Attention Grabber Man.
Grab attention, then eat it.

[3] You yell.

Type 'cup of tea' and drink it.
[6] It's truly wonderful tea. You feel really sad that you'll never have another like it. THIS IS SURPRISINGLY BORING. [1] Tara tries to make you feel better by hugging your throat. You can't breathe.

"I'm gonna get my revenge...." *Yawns* Fall asleep in the hole I fell in for a little while.
[5] You have a nice, restful nap. Congrats on wasting a 5. You dream of juice.
That made me lmao.
Wake up, feel guilty trying to eat the fairy, climb out hole, Apologize to Mercer and fairy, then get a massive hangover.
[2] You're still asleep. [5] You avoid dangerous fates, and start to wonder if the juice is real...

Look around. Don't respawn yet.
Hm. You seem to be in [2] Purgatory. Aw.

Obtain Diving Gear
[6] You obtain an old-fashioned drysuit...which turns out to be possessed.

GM TURN:
The Shadowdragons [1] merge into a ShadowBomination. It looks sorta like a normal person of unusual size, but with an atrophied person hanging off its abdomen by the shoulder.
The diving suit [1] trips. Ha ha!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #189 on: January 25, 2013, 08:45:36 pm »

Give the diving suit to the fairy and ask the computer for non spiritual diving gear
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #190 on: January 25, 2013, 08:45:48 pm »

Yell loud enough to shatter someone's flesh.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #191 on: January 25, 2013, 09:02:36 pm »

Attempt to repeat last action, add drink the juice somewhere in it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #192 on: January 25, 2013, 09:28:08 pm »

Sneak out of Purgatory.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #193 on: January 25, 2013, 10:39:48 pm »

Obtain plasticizer from machine.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Oh, Right, Fire
« Reply #194 on: January 25, 2013, 11:36:12 pm »

Type in poisonous gas bombs.
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