Bless bayonet to become holy bayonet.
Begin stabbing people.
[3] You mutter and pour holy water over your bayonet. Wait, where'd you get holy water?
...Meh, free bottle.
[4] You stab at [d9:3] Persus. [2] He is hurt.
Type 'fairy magic manual'.
[3] You get a neat little book. It is titled "Faerie Magick," and seems to be a chapter book aimed at 1st-graders or so. (As someone who has read a chapter book to a 3-year-old
in one sitting, this makers sense to me.) Someone stumbles over, trying to grab Tara. You [5v1] stick out your leg, causing him to trip into misko's newest hole.
"Coooome back yous stu... uh.. stupid hairy! Let meh eat chu!" Yell that was trying to knock out the fairy with the bottle.
[2v4] Tara avoids getting eaten. [5v1] You trip into a deep hole! [3] You land on a soft cushion.
Keep running. Try to distract it with something.
[6] You know what would make a great distraction? Food! I wonder what Nyanfortresses eat...you? Worth a shot. Huh, turns out they do! The Nyanfortress is distracted! Respawn?
Ask for the hazmat suit and pick
[3]
ONE AT A TIME. You get a handle (for a pick?) and a Geiger counter.
Apply green goo to dead body.
...[5v5] The result sucks itself and your hand into a Dimension of Things Best Left Undefined. [4] Your hand grows back, all silvery; tendrils of fleshy color are spreading over it. [5] You ponder this, then [3] kinda remember the grapple rules.
Respawn and type in Gas Mask
[5] You get a gask mask.
I DON'T REALIZE MY MISTAKE. KEEP DIGGING. DIG TILL I STARVE TO DEATH IF NEEDED WITH MAH BARE HANDS.
IF I CAN"T DIG KILL SELF.
So how ready is the facility in terms of digging?
Well, you're not sure. The first Facility is pretty much just some rooms. The second is a hole.
[5-1] You make a surprisingly good hole, despite the hardness of the rock. You get several inches before someone lands on you. [4] You're okay.
Spawn and type in 'Pick'. Dig a bunker.
[3] You get a rusty pick and [6-1] dig a bunker.
GM TURN:
The other ShadowDragon rushes over to ShadowDragon and [4+1v5] initiates a grapple. [3] ShadowDragon kinda remembers the grapple rules...
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Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs (Read 200252 times)