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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 200329 times)

Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #255 on: January 29, 2013, 11:34:38 pm »

because Poe wrote on both?

attempt to destroy computer.
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #256 on: January 29, 2013, 11:41:30 pm »

Attempt to integrate the Nyanfort with the AI.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #257 on: January 30, 2013, 01:47:54 am »

Respawn and pick up my stuff
"Wasn't I wearing bullet-proof armor...."
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #258 on: January 30, 2013, 07:52:59 am »

Tackle Vorthon to the ground, kill.
Get back to digging.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #259 on: January 30, 2013, 08:13:00 am »

Walk south untill something is found.
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superBlast

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #260 on: January 30, 2013, 08:16:54 am »

Who cares if i'm wasting turns trying to talk to a computer.... I have an idea!

Respawn, type in "A book called 'Computer hacking for idiots,'" and then type in, "A book called 'Creating a true AI for idiots.'"
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #261 on: January 30, 2013, 10:41:43 am »

Look around. Don't respawn yet.
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scapheap

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #262 on: January 30, 2013, 11:29:08 am »

Find Tara.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Not Dead!
« Reply #263 on: February 01, 2013, 04:06:53 pm »

Xantalos's Action:
[5] NOT SURE WHY YOU TYPED IT SO MUCH, BUT... You get a raven, who immediately starts ripping up some dirt. More importantly, you get stabbed and need to respawn.

because Poe wrote on both?
There weren't computers in the 19th century.

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attempt to destroy computer.
[3] You kick out a screen.

Attempt to integrate the Nyanfort with the AI.
You'll need to be more specific. I'm not sure what you're trying to do or how you intend to do it. Before you can elaborate, someone tackles you into the pit, [1] leading to your swift demise by brokenneckedness. Respawn?

Respawn and pick up my stuff
"Wasn't I wearing bullet-proof armor...."
Maybe. Who gave you the armor?

Tackle Vorthon to the ground, kill.
Get back to digging.
[6v2] You tackle Vorthon and tumble into the big pit, causing [1] his neck to break and [3] you to land badly on your left arm. Undeterred, you [5-1] dig something!

Walk south untill something is found.
You find grass.

Who cares if i'm wasting turns trying to talk to a computer.... I have an idea!

Respawn, type in "A book called 'Computer hacking for idiots,'" and then type in, "A book called 'Creating a true AI for idiots.'"
[4,3] You get a book about hacking computers and a book about creating video game AI. WAIT...I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT WAS A BAD IDEA...

Look around. Don't respawn yet.
You do. What were you looking for?

Find Tara.
[5] You are reunited!

BOSS TURN:
The raven makes [4] a dirt writing desk.
The ShadowBomination [4+1v2] stabs at Xantalos. [1] He loses control of himself!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #264 on: February 01, 2013, 04:09:59 pm »

Get +1 pickaxe fight skill and attack ShadowBomination.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #265 on: February 01, 2013, 04:22:45 pm »

"hey superblast, lets team to reprogram the AI" Defend him while he does that
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #266 on: February 01, 2013, 04:53:11 pm »

Respawn, fuse the nyanfort with the computer. To make nyanfortputer.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #267 on: February 01, 2013, 05:24:28 pm »

Respawn. Type in 'remotely detonated nuclear device' and step out of the way of the tube when it arrives.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #268 on: February 01, 2013, 05:50:43 pm »

((I was trying to see the afterlife.))
Respawn. Type in "vial of SCP-008", then drink it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Secret Revealed!
« Reply #269 on: February 01, 2013, 09:15:53 pm »

"hey superblast, lets team to reprogram the AI" Defend him while he does that

"Ah well... sure whoever you are...."

Memorize both books so I become a super skilled computer programmer/hacker!
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