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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 200256 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #345 on: February 07, 2013, 08:00:32 pm »

Respawn and bite someone to death
[6] You eat the only person who you can see: Yourself. Respawn?

Well, I should be, as of this turn, 3 away. Especially since you haven't defined how far it is by a given means of travel, therefore, hypothetically, I could crawl there and be there as fast as someone who sprints.
Break for lunch. Slaughter deer, eat heart, frolic. Continue in direction of the city.
[4] You find a deer and [3v4] get a bruise. You are three turns away at a normal walking speed, so you're still 3 turns out.

keep going
Two turns left.

Desperately salvage crop. Continue regrowing crops until plentiful again.
[5] Crop salvaged! [2] Then stolen.

Well singing got boring, Walk backwards while going to the city thing.
[6] You trip. Four and a half turns out.

Steal whatever Xantalos has.
[5v2]
You steal
Oatmeal!


Continue traveling towards the something.
One turn left. It looks familiar...

Trot horse to settlement.
One turn left?

Spawn as ant, start digging.
[6] You are a giant ant, and collapse under your own weight.

Try to go faster in the almondmobile.
[1] The almondmobile falls apart! Four turns left...
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #346 on: February 07, 2013, 08:03:11 pm »

Try to build a new vehicle from the scraps of the almondmobile, and any nearby wildlife.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #347 on: February 07, 2013, 08:09:58 pm »

Oatmeal ... No oatmeal left ... Can't control it any longer ...

RAAAAAAGH!

Destroy everything within a 50-mile radius, yelling, 'BEETUS MAD! BEETUS SMASH!'

((And now Firey has activated my diabeetus.))
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #348 on: February 07, 2013, 08:12:09 pm »

Find out why the something is familiar.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #349 on: February 07, 2013, 08:15:30 pm »

continue heading towards object
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #350 on: February 07, 2013, 08:26:48 pm »

Scream and throw oatmeal into Xantalos mouth
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #351 on: February 07, 2013, 08:33:09 pm »

Familiar? Suspicious?
Continue to the two turn mark.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #352 on: February 07, 2013, 08:58:02 pm »

((Familiar? Oh hell I bet we walked so much we walked around the world and back where we started -_-))

Get back up, start sprinting toward the city thingy to make up for lost time
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #353 on: February 07, 2013, 10:41:04 pm »

Respawn, eat Misko's deer
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #354 on: February 08, 2013, 12:29:23 am »

Respawn, eat Misko's deer
Save me some will you?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #355 on: February 08, 2013, 12:43:51 pm »

Ride towards settlement.
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Nosaneinme

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #356 on: February 08, 2013, 09:55:15 pm »

Tear the Fabric of universe with Pure Insanity,Don't ask why
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #357 on: February 08, 2013, 11:53:54 pm »

Tear the Fabric of universe with Pure Insanity,Don't ask why
He said we can't do that anymore. I disagree, but that takes time. So either help me build a aworld destroying device, or find a new pasttime.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #358 on: February 08, 2013, 11:55:38 pm »

Tear the Fabric of universe with Pure Insanity,Don't ask why
He said we can't do that anymore. I disagree, but that takes time. So either help me build a aworld destroying device, or find a new pasttime.
You should probably stop the raging diabeetic. Because he will destroy you all with his diabeetus.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #359 on: February 08, 2013, 11:59:52 pm »

Tear the Fabric of universe with Pure Insanity,Don't ask why
He said we can't do that anymore. I disagree, but that takes time. So either help me build a aworld destroying device, or find a new pasttime.

Fine But Darling,Why did Add those rules this is RTD,As we darling that is normal in type of games
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