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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 200293 times)

freeformschooler

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Plushy Omnicide
« Reply #825 on: March 16, 2013, 03:19:01 pm »

Wait, I'm dead? Respawn, depressed that the zombie dragon concubine was all a dream. Or was it?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #826 on: March 16, 2013, 04:34:31 pm »

Go to afterlife.
[5] You go to heaven. Ready to respawn?

Respawn on TSAB ship a brititsh soldier.

"Not again."
[5] You do. It's the same ship, full of corpses.

Respawn. Punch Xantalos in the plush
You respawn, but Xantalos is too dead to be found.

Ascend to Killer's heaven.
No such thing. [1] So you go to Hell instead.

Respawn as dwarf. Preferably with a pick.
[5] You respawn as...a dwarf. With a pick.

Wait, I'm dead? Respawn, depressed that the zombie dragon concubine was all a dream. Or was it?
Oh, I hope so.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #827 on: March 16, 2013, 04:55:18 pm »

Relax in Hell, my admirers fawning over me for all eternity, knowing that I was awesome.
Oh, and collapse the ground of the field.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #828 on: March 16, 2013, 05:10:12 pm »

bring them back to life if possible
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freeformschooler

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #829 on: March 16, 2013, 05:14:22 pm »

Where am I now?
Go look for loot.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #830 on: March 16, 2013, 05:14:56 pm »

Look for a god.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #831 on: March 16, 2013, 05:46:00 pm »

Respawn as a headcrab. Attach myself to the nearest human being.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #832 on: March 16, 2013, 09:41:53 pm »

Respawn as Gordon Freeman. Find headcrabs to crowbar.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #833 on: March 16, 2013, 09:44:15 pm »

Relax in Hell, my admirers fawning over me for all eternity, knowing that I was awesome.
Oh, and collapse the ground of the field.

That's not how Hell works.
[1] You get some really horrible torture. Care to try and escape?

bring them back to life if possible
It's not; that would typically fall under the perview of "magic."

Where am I now?
Go look for loot.

You're in this fieldy place with some holes in the ground and trees around, which rhymes. [3] You find $1.42 in change.

Look for a god.
[3] You find an angel.

Respawn as a headcrab. Attach myself to the nearest human being.
[6] You do, eating the human's head and getting crowbard at. [3v4] You dodge the first and [1v5] laugh at the second.

Respawn as Gordon Freeman. Find headcrabs to crowbar.
[3] You find one. [1v5] You crowbar your foot. Hilarious.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #834 on: March 16, 2013, 09:48:59 pm »

Nah. Torture my torturers.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #835 on: March 16, 2013, 10:02:13 pm »

Try to take Fireiy as a host. Gordon Freeman Headcrab Zombie would be an unstoppable force.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #836 on: March 16, 2013, 10:14:27 pm »

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. This place sucks. Break off a branch and start whittling it into a spear.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #837 on: March 17, 2013, 12:41:27 am »

Dig a tunnel down through the soil. Try to find bedrock.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #838 on: March 17, 2013, 04:00:43 am »

Keep crowbarring it!!!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #839 on: March 17, 2013, 05:16:04 am »

take the ship then use it to find a shipyard on the planet.
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