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Patience, young Padawan
- 24 (9.5%)
Bribe lazy owls
- 28 (11.1%)
Prod lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Beat lazy owls
- 25 (9.9%)
Savagely beat lazy owls
- 33 (13.1%)
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
- 66 (26.2%)
Abandon thread
- 18 (7.1%)
Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!
- 33 (13.1%)

Total Members Voted: 84


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Author Topic: Expendable Princess [Week 12: Hoops]  (Read 268212 times)

Haspen

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #870 on: January 16, 2014, 03:58:30 pm »
Quote from: Gamerboy4life on January 16, 2014, 03:55:59 pm
Quote from: Haspen on January 16, 2014, 03:49:29 pm
MARRY HIM.

Unless you guys have some other plan on post-coronation stability, if we survive that long of course :V

I support this idea, even though the entire idea of Axespendable is not letting anything near her pants.

That's the exact reason, better him than some pervy old guy v:
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #871 on: January 16, 2014, 03:58:45 pm »
Quote from: Haspen on January 16, 2014, 03:49:29 pm
MARRY HIM.

Unless you guys have some other plan on post-coronation stability, if we survive that long of course :V
Hmm... I vaguely remember someone saying things about him...

Fuck it, this has my support!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #872 on: January 16, 2014, 04:06:13 pm »
Quote from: Haspen on January 16, 2014, 03:49:29 pm
MARRY HIM.

Unless you guys have some other plan on post-coronation stability, if we survive that long of course :V
+1 It's better to be the pedophile then be married to one. 
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

USEC_OFFICER

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #873 on: January 16, 2014, 04:06:39 pm »
Marry him.

That way, when we die horribly, we can take someone else down with us. Yay!
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #874 on: January 16, 2014, 04:08:33 pm »
Screw it, marry the poor kid. Another meat shield for the assassins is a good thing, right?
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #875 on: January 16, 2014, 04:12:18 pm »
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on January 16, 2014, 04:06:13 pm
+1 It's better to be the pedophile then be married to one.

I cannot fathom why, considering Elodie is 14 and that boy is 12 :P
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #876 on: January 16, 2014, 04:48:10 pm »
Marry! He should be easy to control.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #877 on: January 16, 2014, 05:19:14 pm »
Send him to his uncle

Mostly to be contrary.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #878 on: January 16, 2014, 05:21:27 pm »
Spoiler: for super cereal spoilerz, bro (click to show/hide)
i'm so serious the spoiler is transparent just incase you accidentally open it, airquotes or not.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #879 on: January 16, 2014, 05:37:26 pm »
MAWWAGE.

plz post spoilers in spoiler thread, tho
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #880 on: January 16, 2014, 06:00:16 pm »
Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on January 16, 2014, 04:06:39 pm
Marry him.

That way, when we die horribly, we can take someone else down with us. Yay!

Surprisingly enough, I am compelled by the arguments and support the marriage option; after all, marriage is likely to still include a 'till death do us part' clause *, and since death is a certainty (like taxes - except our dear Princess didn't really have much of a clue about those, so maybe she can out-oblivious death too?), there's always a get-out clause if needed - right?

(* Barring possible necromantic implications)
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #881 on: January 16, 2014, 06:11:56 pm »
+1 for marriage

Better for Axespendable to be the pedo than some creepy old dude.


....that came out wrong.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #882 on: January 16, 2014, 08:49:43 pm »
It's a two year difference, it's not pedophilia.

People are getting their britches up about this when we've done much, much worse. (Such as killing castle guards to obtain sparkly things, murdering everything we come across and plunging our nation into wars.)
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #883 on: January 16, 2014, 08:59:35 pm »
I say marry because that will probably result in the least amount of failed checks. We can't yet wage war on failed checks, so best not tempt fate.

Yet.
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Re: Expendable Princess [Week 22: Royal Rights II: The Rightening]
« Reply #884 on: January 16, 2014, 10:57:28 pm »
Send him to the uncle
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