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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 931690 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #510 on: April 11, 2014, 02:11:33 pm »

Ooh, a Plump Helmet Man!  Be careful!  They only pretend to be meek and shy when they're in the minority and being watched...

> Befriend Plumpy and protect him from whoever took a bite of his head!  That way when he and his offspring inevitably revolt against their dwarven overlords, they might spare Misty's life.

Eat Plumpy, so his reign of terror can never begin!

Bonus points if wine is made from his flesh and served with Misty's cheese.

Even better: Destroy his concept of reality, so that his reign of terror will entail doing balet at a wall.

Edit: Or eat his concept of reality. Who knows, maybe Misty can turn abstract ideas into cheese?
Plumpy Dumpy sat on the wall.
Plumpy Dumpy had a great fall...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #511 on: April 11, 2014, 03:51:06 pm »

Ooh, a Plump Helmet Man!  Be careful!  They only pretend to be meek and shy when they're in the minority and being watched...

> Befriend Plumpy and protect him from whoever took a bite of his head!  That way when he and his offspring inevitably revolt against their dwarven overlords, they might spare Misty's life.

Eat Plumpy, so his reign of terror can never begin!

Bonus points if wine is made from his flesh and served with Misty's cheese.

Even better: Destroy his concept of reality, so that his reign of terror will entail doing balet at a wall.

Edit: Or eat his concept of reality. Who knows, maybe Misty can turn abstract ideas into cheese?
Plumpy Dumpy sat on the wall.
Plumpy Dumpy had a great fall...
All the Kings dwarves had dinners a-plenty
With Plumpy-on-a-biscuit as hors-d'oeuvres.

My gods... it makes perfect sense!  Misty is a cutebold that was adopted by the Mayor, so that the rest of the fort looks at her as an "honorary dwarf", of course, she may not know that she's not supposed to look exactly like she does, because she has yet to experience anyone non-dwarf outside the mountainhome... she's been carefully coddled to keep her from the truth of her origins... [/mind blown]
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #512 on: April 12, 2014, 06:54:25 am »

Though, if misty was really some sort of kobolt, would she really be stopped by a door?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #513 on: April 12, 2014, 10:28:34 am »

Though, if misty was really some sort of kobolt, would she really be stopped by a door?
Possibly, since she doesn't know she's a kobold, but at the same time door-opening for kobolds is probably just genetic, so she could do it. Maybe she just doesn't KNOW she has that ability yet.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #514 on: April 12, 2014, 05:43:24 pm »

Though, if misty was really some sort of kobolt, would she really be stopped by a door?
Possibly, since she doesn't know she's a kobold, but at the same time door-opening for kobolds is probably just genetic, so she could do it. Maybe she just doesn't KNOW she has that ability yet.

Hmmm... How much inertia are we putting behind Misty being a kobold?

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #515 on: April 12, 2014, 07:24:21 pm »

Solid theory
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #516 on: April 12, 2014, 07:31:01 pm »

Nice. I wonder how the dwarves of ShieldDawn will react.

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« Reply #517 on: April 12, 2014, 08:06:23 pm »

I would have guessed she was a human child over a Kobold just based on the fact that she is 12 and already as tall as the other adult migrants. Then again, maybe dwarves reach their maximum adult height at that age? The littlest cheesemaker, eh? hmm...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #518 on: April 12, 2014, 08:14:10 pm »

I regret not putting M. Night Shyamalan commenting on the twist in the corner of that drawing. I hope you guys will forgive me.
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« Reply #519 on: April 12, 2014, 08:19:26 pm »

I regret not putting M. Night Shyamalan commenting on the twist in the corner of that drawing. I hope you guys will forgive me.

Nothing's stopping you from doing it now. There's a lovely thing called a modify button. :) ( Do it for the lols. )

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #520 on: April 12, 2014, 09:18:06 pm »

>Go hang with Plumpy? He sounds like a fun guy
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« Reply #521 on: April 12, 2014, 09:59:32 pm »

I would have guessed she was a human child over a Kobold just based on the fact that she is 12 and already as tall as the other adult migrants. Then again, maybe dwarves reach their maximum adult height at that age? The littlest cheesemaker, eh? hmm...

Well... are human-dwarf hybrids possible? Maybe the Duke had a thing for tall women...

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #522 on: April 12, 2014, 10:03:10 pm »

If Kobold: * have a temporary mental breakdown when she puts two and two together *

If Half-Human: * act edgy and obnoxious *

If Human: * shrug it off *

If Dwarf: * make friends with migrants *

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #523 on: April 13, 2014, 02:34:13 am »

If Demigod: Cheese powers activate!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #524 on: April 13, 2014, 02:47:54 am »

On subject of messed up family trees, if someone comes to get her, Misty could grab a random orphan and claim that (s)he's her bastard half sibling that the duke dumped in a migrant wave years ago.
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