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[FallacyofUrist]

"This timid man cannot be the judge! Obviously he is a fake! I am the real judge!"

[mastahcheese]

Why am I not following this already?

[Tawa]

"Here."


"Ah, Your Vulpine Honor. Good to see you've arrived. Now, where's the defense? Or do you plan to defend yourself, accused?"

[~Neri]

"Honestly I was never told what this trial was for. It appears to be involving some sort of pink.. Blob.. Thing. What the hell is that anyway? Did it eat someone? Did it preform mitosis indecently?"

[Tawa]

"Right, we might as well go over the charges while we wait for his lawyer. The accused, BlitzDungeoneer, is charged with misdirection in the first degree, felony pyramid building, and constantly making every other post.

Quote Citations added to the Court Record.

[BadLemonsXI]

Ah here sorry for the late'ness

[FallacyofUrist]

"It's as though nobody hears me!"

[Tawa]

"Ah, Mr. Lemons. You've arrived, as has my co-counsel. Shall we begin?"

"It's as though nobody hears me!"

"Ah, perfect. We needed a bailiff, anyway."


"Just a sec."


"You know, I've seen some really weird trials, but this beats them all... anyway. Opening statements."


"Alright, so, the accused, BlitzDungeoneer, is charged with felony pyramid building, falsely stating that a website called "stirk.com/bay12" exists, and continuous lawyeresque back-and-forth in the Above User in a Nutshell thread. We have his posts as proof of this."

Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)

1st Degree Misdirection post
Felony Pyramid Building post
Constant back-and-forth in AUiaN posts

[FallacyofUrist]

"Hmmm... I'll be here if needed."

[BadLemonsXI]

"right."

"Well lets start with charge one 'felony pyramid building post'."

"Seems here that its only a pyramid of about 3 posts. hardly a health problem for any page and one of the more common pyramids found on 12bay."



((Probably going to have to find a new place to host these. P.S I Also have no idea how court trails proceed sorry if I mess it up :P ))

[technicallyAdventurer]

_{"Are we seriously going up against a lemon in a suit?"}

Silently cries because I cannot edit

[BadLemonsXI]

_{"Are we seriously going up against a lemon in a suit?"}

[Tawa]

_{"Are we seriously going up against a lemon in a suit?"}

"Seems it."

((P.S I Also have no idea how court trails proceed sorry if I mess it up ))

"No worries. You're doing fine."

"Seems here that its only a pyramid of about 3 posts. hardly a health problem for any page and one of the more common pyramids found on 12bay."

"Let's think about a line from the Constoadtution."

"I will spear your quote pyramids because they are unhealthy for browsers."

"The quote here implies that any quote pyramid is a health problem, so that leads us to another question:"

"What measure is a quote pyramid, and what measure is a quoted response?"

[mastahcheese]

"What measure is a quote pyramid, and what measure is a quoted response?"

Personally, I think the line is drawn when you quote something, but fail to input anything of your own. When it's just quoting the person. I think that if this happens twice in a row, it's "pyramid" level.

If you quote something and actually put something in yourself, it's not a pyramid. Even if it's like the case you see in some suggestion games where there's a massive line of "+1"s on something, there's still something being inputted in to the discussion.

But I'm not the judge, I'm just inputting my opinion here.

[Tawa]

I call cross-examination.