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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8595 on: March 19, 2018, 01:01:31 am »

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At my apology, Hwaya smiled lightly and answered.

“It’s fine. I’m calculating each and everything anyways. I’m thinking about the reward I’ll get out of you with all the points I accumulated. A hug, kiss, dinner, date, and… Huhu.”

“Huhu? What is that supposed to mean?”

“Ahaha, I’m kidding. Well, half-kidding. For the record, I have 2.7 Huhus saved up.”
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8596 on: March 19, 2018, 01:50:03 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8597 on: March 19, 2018, 05:50:21 pm »

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Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.


Pratchett probably made banananananas hillarious to me for the rest of my life, that glorious bastard.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8598 on: March 20, 2018, 12:09:15 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8599 on: March 20, 2018, 12:21:22 pm »

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Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.


Pratchett probably made banananananas hillarious to me for the rest of my life, that glorious bastard.
bananananananananananananananana

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8600 on: March 20, 2018, 04:05:31 pm »

batbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbatbat

BANANAMAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TZZD9pcQsM
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8601 on: March 20, 2018, 04:14:17 pm »

That reminds me of a painting someone did of Batnanaman fighting Banananane and it was literally two banananananas in Batman and Bane costumes fighting, fucking brilliant bit of visual hillarity.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8602 on: March 20, 2018, 05:18:43 pm »

"Fall before me, cretin!"

*Fires Bow*x6

*Misses shot*x6

"You're pathetic!"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8607 on: March 27, 2018, 02:58:37 am »

Looking at Goodreads and all the reviews seem to be either 1 or 5 stars, much like pretty much any site that assigns things a rating based on the average score it's given by users.
Anyone who cares enough to actually review a book on such a website is going to either want to praise and defend it, or tear it down, making the biggest possible impact on the average in either direction... you'd think this kind of website would either do away with the whole "average score" thing or include some sort of reminder to reviewers of what a review actually is. :))


In other news, this Vladimir Zhirinovsky guy I just learned of is freaking hilarious.
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In a 2003 video, [a] drunk Zhirinovsky threatened George W. Bush in offensive language. He called the United States a "second-hand goods store" filled with "cocksuckers, handjobbers, and faggots", and claimed that Russian scientists are able to change the gravitational field of the Earth and sink the entire country.

The page lists a lot more, less-SFW rants of his (all in a lengthy section on 'Controversies'), but that one has the best position on the 'funniness to offensiveness' scale. Also of note are the parliamental brawls he's been involved in and the multiple times he's ordered his bodyguards/other staff to inflict various kinds of bodily harm upon his political rivals and deriders*.


* Not sure if that is actually a word. Are there any online dictionaries that are actually useful? Ugh.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8608 on: March 27, 2018, 03:53:31 am »

Zhrinovsky is like an exaggerated caricature of shitshow that is Russian politics, and the "Russian scientists changing the gravitational field" was a meme on Russian segment of the Internet for a long time.

And yes, 'derider' is a valid word, which comes from the verb deride (Duh!).
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 8582 chuckles and counting
« Reply #8609 on: March 27, 2018, 07:57:43 am »

deride (Duh!).
I see what I think you did there!
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