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[hector13]

I wonder if that model what the fuck is up with his thumb knew he’d be on the front cover of a novel not being pounded in the butt by a socially responsible T-Rex?

[Yoink]

Chucked one of my favourite records on for a spin and only realised the player was on the wrong speed on side B, when I started headbanging at a different tempo to usual.

[hector13]

I was playing Blood Bowl: Chaos Edition as a Dwarf team (obviously ) against an undead team, and made an error that was to result in a sure touchdown against me, on the very last turn of the first half.

Their flesh golem (an annoyance because it is hard to knock down as a result of having higher strength than all my players) picked up the ball and made a bee line for my end zone. They had to go for it the last two spaces - this means they roll a D6 for each space, and if they fail the roll, fall over, also a bold decision since it was a blizzard, which I believe results in failure on a roll of 1 or 2 instead of just 1 - and evidently succeeded the first square, and failed the second.

When a player is knocked down, they make a roll to determine their injury, if any.

The injury was death.

Half time!

[Iduno]

I was playing Blood Bowl: Chaos Edition as a Dwarf team (obviously ) against an undead team, and made an error that was to result in a sure touchdown against me, on the very last turn of the first half.

Their flesh golem (an annoyance because it is hard to knock down as a result of having higher strength than all my players) picked up the ball and made a bee line for my end zone. They had to go for it the last two spaces - this means they roll a D6 for each space, and if they fail the roll, fall over, also a bold decision since it was a blizzard, which I believe results in failure on a roll of 1 or 2 instead of just 1 - and evidently succeeded the first square, and failed the second.

When a player is knocked down, they make a roll to determine their injury, if any.

The injury was death.

Half time!

In the Bloodbowl Team Manager board game, the undead are pretty much a chaos version the dwarves, but better. Is that true in the normal version as well?

[hector13]

I was playing Blood Bowl: Chaos Edition as a Dwarf team (obviously ) against an undead team, and made an error that was to result in a sure touchdown against me, on the very last turn of the first half.

Their flesh golem (an annoyance because it is hard to knock down as a result of having higher strength than all my players) picked up the ball and made a bee line for my end zone. They had to go for it the last two spaces - this means they roll a D6 for each space, and if they fail the roll, fall over, also a bold decision since it was a blizzard, which I believe results in failure on a roll of 1 or 2 instead of just 1 - and evidently succeeded the first square, and failed the second.

When a player is knocked down, they make a roll to determine their injury, if any.

The injury was death.

Half time!

In the Bloodbowl Team Manager board game, the undead are pretty much a chaos version the dwarves, but better. Is that true in the normal version as well?

I 'ave no idea. It wasn't an undead team as it turns out, it was Khemri.

I'm basically playing Blood Bowl because I can't remember where I bought Chaos League on 'tinternet and I've lost my disc. I just want to kill things in the name of sport.

Pretty much all the dwarf players have the block skill though (except the runners) so they can go up against things pretty easily.

[Iduno]

https://twitter.com/PearlRiverFlow/status/1238854066677088257

That's also the best of use of the "that blew up" second tweet I've seen.


Edit because why not? https://twitter.com/alphaque/status/1238746669522358272

[Naturegirl1999]

in this shop, items like to jump around

[Iduno]

A grown-ass adult just said "bye-bye" to me over the phone before hanging up. I don't know this person, they're calling me, and we had an otherwise normal adult conversation.

[Dunamisdeos]

Dey got kids, I promise.

[TD1]

Adults can still say bye-bye! I think.
....

I hope.

[Iduno]

Dey got kids, I promise.

I'm sure it's just someone who is frazzled from stress or whatever, but it's not like I'm calling him back to make fun of him. I will, however, laugh at the anonymous person in a place they're probably not going to read it.

[pisskop]

buh bye?

[Naturegirl1999]

I don't see the problem, bye bye and bye have the same meaning, so what's the problem?

[Rolan7]

[pisskop]

I don't see the problem, bye bye and bye have the same meaning, so what's the problem?

infintalism.

bye bye is usually associated with cooing at a toddler, its sing-song and rhythmic.  Like calling dogs 'puppers' or 'doggos' instead of dogs.  Two adults presumably don't need such pandering.