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[ArchimedesWojak]

OvO

You disgust me

I hope you get ass cancer and die

[Strik3r]

*notices loophole* OwO What's this?

OvO

oWo

[in the same tone at which one might exclaim KAMEHAMEHA]: ùwú

*Sigh* -_-

You disgust me

I hope you get ass cancer and die

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Yes i just edited the pic to make this spicy new meme.

exploitable:

[None]

you cannot tell me what to dooowu

[Maximum Spin]

You coulda tried harder to line up "FURRY" the same way as "DON'T"...

[hector13]

Death is also at a better resolution than penalty.

[Eric Blank]

My ass called somebody and then sent them a text saying "I'll call you back" (an automatic reply to a missed call my phone offers.)

This maneuver was so complicated it gave me a muscle cramp right by my anus. A quite painful one, which is why I sat down and checked my phone.



Oh, and death will not repel the furry. Furry is forever.

[Strik3r]

you cannot tell me what to dooowu

My bolter says otherwise.
HERETIC!

Also, how come i didn't think of this one first?

You coulda tried harder to line up "FURRY" the same way as "DON'T"...

You really expect me to put that much effort into high-speed shitposting?

Death is also at a better resolution than penalty.

Sorry, its hard to replicate shitty JPG quality accurately.

[None]

uwoof, so severe

I know I'm fine, I just hope to be $350 fine. :U

[Rolan7]

Wait I already had something for this

[methylatedspirit]

So if I modified that thing to emit something that isn't "uwu", I won't be penalized? If only I could actually read Rust. What I can do is feed my words into the uwuifier.

...I installed MSVC again for this. There goes 5 GB of my SSD. I'm gonna forget that I got Rust installed already. So when I actually need to use Rust, I'm just gonna end up having to recall why I have a crate installed called "uwuify" (and only "uwuify", no other external crates!) some day. Nevermind the $350 penalty, just the fact that I have "uwuify" installed far outstrips that!

so if i modified that thing to e-emit something that i-isn't "uwu", nyaa~~ i-i won't be penawized? i-if onwy i c-couwd actuawwy w-wead wust. /(^•ω•^) nyani i-i can do is feed m-my wowds into the uwuifiew.

...i instawwed msvc again fow this. rawr thewe g-goes 5 gb of my ssd. OwO i'm gonna fowget that i got w-wust instawwed awweady. (U ﹏ U) so when i-i actuawwy nyeed to use wust, >_< i'm just gonna end up having to w-wecaww why i have a cwate instawwed c-cawwed "uwuify" (and o-onwy "uwuify", rawr x3 nyo othew extewnaw cwates!) some day. mya nyevewmind the $350 p-penawty, nyaa~~ just the fact that i have "uwuify" instawwed faw outstwips that!

Doesn't quite work with my default tone (which is apparently "serious"), but it's pretty good for a laugh. I'm just imagining this anime catperson version of me trying to... seduce(??) someone by being cute, and not quite understanding how being cute works. Alright, where's my negative $350?

[Bumber]

the cat (fewis catus) i-is a domestic s-species of smow cawnivowous mammaw. ʘwʘ i-it is the onwy domesticated s-species in the famiwy fewidae a-and is often wefewwed to as the domestic cat to d-distinguish it fwom the wiwd membews o-of the famiwy. (ꈍᴗꈍ) a-a cat can eithew b-be a house cat, σωσ a fawm cat ow a fewaw cat; the wattew wanges fweewy and avoids human contact. (⑅˘꒳˘) d-domestic cats awe vawued by humans fow companionship and theiw abiwity to hunt w-wodents. >w< about 60 c-cat bweeds awe wecognized by v-vawious cat wegistwies.the cat is simiwaw in anatomy to the othew f-fewid species: it has a stwong f-fwexibwe body, q-quick wefwexes, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) s-shawp teeth and w-wetwactabwe cwaws adapted to kiwwing s-smow pwey. òωó its nyight vision and sense of s-smeww awe weww d-devewoped. σωσ cat communication i-incwudes vocawizations wike nyya~ing, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) puwwing, UwU twiwwing, σωσ h-hissing, gwowwing and gwunting a-as weww as cat-specific body wanguage. rawr x3

Wow, that's a pain to read.

[methylatedspirit]

It gets plainly nightmarish once you feed the uwuifier the output of FFmpeg. Behold!

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>ffmpeg -i bigbuckbunny-steweo.fwac -c:a wibopus -b:a 128k b-bigbuckbunny-steweo.opus
f-ffmpeg vewsion 2021-05-09-git-8649f5dca6-fuww_buiwd-www.gyan.dev c-copywight (c) 2000-2021 t-the f-ffmpeg devewopews
  b-buiwt with g-gcc 10.2.0 (wev6,  b-buiwt by msys2 pwoject)
  configuwation: --enabwe-gpw --enabwe-vewsion3 --enabwe-static --disabwe-w32thweads --disabwe-autodetect --enabwe-fontconfig --enabwe-iconv --enabwe-gnutws --enabwe-wibxmw2 --enabwe-gmp --enabwe-wzma --enabwe-wibsnappy --enabwe-zwib --enabwe-wibwist --enabwe-wibswt --enabwe-wibssh --enabwe-wibzmq --enabwe-avisynth --enabwe-wibbwuway --enabwe-wibcaca --enabwe-sdw2 --enabwe-wibdav1d --enabwe-wibzvbi --enabwe-wibwav1e --enabwe-wibsvtav1 --enabwe-wibwebp --enabwe-wibx264 --enabwe-wibx265 --enabwe-wibxvid --enabwe-wibaom --enabwe-wibopenjpeg --enabwe-wibvpx --enabwe-wibass --enabwe-fwei0w --enabwe-wibfweetype --enabwe-wibfwibidi --enabwe-wibvidstab --enabwe-wibvmaf --enabwe-wibzimg --enabwe-amf --enabwe-cuda-wwvm --enabwe-cuvid --enabwe-ffnvcodec --enabwe-nvdec --enabwe-nvenc --enabwe-d3d11va --enabwe-dxva2 --enabwe-wibmfx --enabwe-wibgwswang --enabwe-vuwkan --enabwe-opencw --enabwe-wibcdio --enabwe-wibgme --enabwe-wibmodpwug --enabwe-wibopenmpt --enabwe-wibopencowe-amwwb --enabwe-wibmp3wame --enabwe-wibshine --enabwe-wibtheowa --enabwe-wibtwowame --enabwe-wibvo-amwwbenc --enabwe-wibiwbc --enabwe-wibgsm --enabwe-wibopencowe-amwnb --enabwe-wibopus --enabwe-wibspeex --enabwe-wibvowbis --enabwe-wadspa --enabwe-wibbs2b --enabwe-wibfwite --enabwe-wibmysofa --enabwe-wibwubbewband --enabwe-wibsoxw --enabwe-chwomapwint
  wibavutiw      57. >_<  0.100 / 57.  0.100
  wibavcodec     59. >_<  1.100 / 59. (⑅˘꒳˘)  1.100
  wibavfowmat    59. /(^•ω•^)  0.101 / 59. rawr x3  0.101
  w-wibavdevice    59. (U ﹏ U)  0.100 / 59.  0.100
  wibavfiwtew     8. (U ﹏ U)  0.101 /  8. (⑅˘꒳˘)  0.101
  wibswscawe      6. òωó  0.100 /  6. ʘwʘ  0.100
  w-wibswwesampwe   4. /(^•ω•^)  0.100 /  4.  0.100
  wibpostpwoc    56. ʘwʘ  0.100 / 56. σωσ  0.100
i-input #0, OwO fwac,  fwom 'bigbuckbunny-steweo.fwac':
  duwation: 00:09:56.46,  stawt: 0.000000, b-bitwate: 1480 kb/s
  s-stweam #0:0: audio: f-fwac, o.O 48000 hz, steweo, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) s32 (24 bit)
stweam mapping:
  stweam #0:0 -> #0:0 (fwac (native) -> opus (wibopus))
p-pwess [q] to stop, (U ﹏ U) [?] fow hewp
output #0, (///ˬ///✿) opus, >w< to 'bigbuckbunny-steweo.opus':
  metadata:
    e-encodew         : wavf59.0.101
  s-stweam #0:0: a-audio: opus, rawr 48000 h-hz, mya steweo, f-fwt (24 bit), ^^ 128 kb/s
    metadata:
      e-encodew         : wavc59.1.100 wibopus
size=    9476kb t-time=00:09:56.47 bitwate= 130.1kbits/s speed= 104x
video:0kb audio:9403kb subtitwe:0kb othew stweams:0kb g-gwobaw headews:0kb muxing ovewhead: 0.778095%

Now that I think of it, I sense potential. What if I piped a raw image file into the uwuifier, and piped its output to another file? Better yet, what if I Base64-encoded it, and then piped it into uwuify? To extend the joke further, I'll run this all in WSL, so that I can use cat to feed the uwuifier.

[King Zultan]

Now that I think of it, I sense potential. What if I piped a raw image file into the uwuifier, and piped its output to another file? Better yet, what if I Base64-encoded it, and then piped it into uwuify? To extend the joke further, I'll run this all in WSL, so that I can use cat to feed the uwuifier.

But would you be able to get an image back out of it afterwords?

[EuchreJack]

Now that I think of it, I sense potential. What if I piped a raw image file into the uwuifier, and piped its output to another file? Better yet, what if I Base64-encoded it, and then piped it into uwuify? To extend the joke further, I'll run this all in WSL, so that I can use cat to feed the uwuifier.

But would you be able to get an image back out of it afterwords?

Probably?

[methylatedspirit]

But would you be able to get an image back out of it afterwords?

I can demonstrate right now with basic Unix commands! I say "basic", but I didn't learn that you could do this kind of stuff until it just dawned on me one day. It relies on the fact that these basic Unix commands like sed and grep act as filters on data, and uwuify also has that behavior. It behaves exactly like one. It reads standard input and writes to standard output.

Install Rust (depends on your platform), do cargo install uwuify. Observe that you can do this to uwuify any arbitrary text file and write the results into a different file (replace "cat" with "type" for Windows):

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cat normal.txt | uwuify > uwu.txt


Code: (normal.txt) [Select]

This isn't gonna end well. See ya on the other side!

Code: (uwu.txt) [Select]

this isn't gonna end weww. (ꈍᴗꈍ) see ya o-on the othew side!
It's a matter of swapping the text file to any file we want. The only things that'll respond well to this kind of clobbering is actual text and raw files. I'll be using this as the test subject:

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Photo by Johnathan Pie on Unsplash

Convert this to planar RAW using whatever methods are available to you, and run the following (the input file is called aurora.raw):

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cat aurora.raw | uwuify > aurora-uwu.raw

And open that in whatever, and:

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Nicely corrupted. I did it in Linux, so I could say that I used cat to uwuify an image, which I don't think is a sentence that's ever been said.

For those in the know, this is a variant of the WordPad effect. I'd say it is WordPad effect, since we're pushing input through an unsuspecting program that should only handle text, and seeing what happens on the output.

As for Base64 encoding, it's not as recognizable. I'll do it anyway for completeness' sake, so do:

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base64 aurora.raw > aurora-base64.raw


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cat aurora-base64.raw | uwuify > aurora-base64-uwu.raw


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base64 -d -i aurora-base64-uwu.raw > aurora-base64-uwu-dec.raw

In sequence, that's
"encode to Base64 a file called aurora.raw, redirect standard output to a file called "aurora-base64.raw""
"use cat to output the contents of "aurora-base64.raw" to standard output, use pipe to redirect it into uwuify. Then, save uwuify's output to a file called "aurora-base64-uwu.raw"."
"use base64 to decode the file (-d), ignoring all garbage (-i), and save that output to a file called "aurora-base64-uwu-dec.raw"."

By using the pipe command some more, this can be shortened down to:

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base64 aurora.raw | uwuify | base64 -d -i > aurora-base64-uwu-dec.raw

Both of them will generate an output file of:

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Eh? It's something.