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McDonald

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #105 on: July 14, 2014, 02:56:46 pm »

The child spits!
The spit strikes You!
You lick yourself.

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #106 on: July 14, 2014, 04:39:03 pm »

I tried to beat some information out of a kobold. Little bastard was pretty tight lipped, though.

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You: Let us stop this pointless fighting!
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Our time in The Windy Universes is so brief...  Begone fear!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
You strap the +iron long sword+ to your Upper body.
You strap the +iron shield+ to your Upper body.
You grab The Kobold Administrator by the throat from behind with your right hand!
You: I hate it.
You: Where are their forces?  Are there patrols or guards?
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from behind with your left hand, bruising the muscle, bruising the skull!
The Kobold Administrator has been stunned!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You place a chokehold on The Kobold Administrator's throat with Your right hand!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: We are in the right in all matters.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: Do they have a firm grip on these lands?
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator is no longer stunned.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You miss The Kobold Administrator!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from the side with your left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
The Kobold Administrator has been knocked unconscious!
Kobold Administrator has been struck down.

How is he supposed to talk when you placed a choke hold on him?

They can still breathe fine under a chokehold. It isn't until you begin to strangle them that they lose the ability to breath normally.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #107 on: July 15, 2014, 08:56:58 pm »

So I attacked and murdered my companions. What does the only survivor have to say?

It was inevitable.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #108 on: July 15, 2014, 09:23:52 pm »

Everything in this game is inevitable.  :P There's too many players running too many forts to let much pass by.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #109 on: July 16, 2014, 08:32:52 am »



I claimed my old fort and the lone survior there decided to inform all the other nonexistant people there about it.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #110 on: July 16, 2014, 11:07:36 am »

Actually, he may have been talking to you.

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #111 on: July 16, 2014, 12:16:24 pm »

First Post -- Hello everybody.

I had some fun in my first labyrinth since the big update.

Minotaur: 'I'll eat you whole!'
Minotaur: 'I'll eat you whole!'
Minotaur: 'I'll grind you into porridge!'
Minotaur: 'I'll eat you whole!'

*time passes in much the same way as I hunt*

Minotaur: 'I'll grind you into porridge!'
Minotaur: 'I'll grind you into porridge!'
Minotaur: 'I'll eat you whole!'

*upon reaching a dead-end I turn back and come face to face with the beast*

Minotaur: 'I must withdraw!'
Minotaur: 'Is that a weapon? What's going on?'

*the Minotaur proceeds to run away, presumably with arms and hands waving in the air*
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #112 on: July 16, 2014, 12:53:33 pm »

That minotaur REALLY can't decide how he wants to eat you, can he. If he'd actually killed you, he'd probably have compromised and put you in a quiche.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #113 on: July 16, 2014, 12:57:52 pm »

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.
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I think he took it pretty well.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #114 on: July 16, 2014, 03:05:16 pm »

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.
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I think he took it pretty well.
It was inevitable.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #115 on: July 16, 2014, 04:42:23 pm »

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.
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I think he took it pretty well.
It was inevitable.
It is terrific.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #116 on: July 16, 2014, 06:59:55 pm »

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.
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I think he took it pretty well.
It was inevitable.
It is terrific.
It is for the best
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #117 on: July 16, 2014, 07:13:06 pm »

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think he took it pretty well.
It was inevitable.
It is terrific.
It is for the best
MAAAGGGMMAAAAAAAA
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #118 on: July 16, 2014, 08:53:22 pm »

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think he took it pretty well.
It was inevitable.
It is terrific.
It is for the best
MAAAGGGMMAAAAAAAA
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #119 on: July 16, 2014, 10:55:50 pm »

So I tamed a demon. You'll never believe what he said to me.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think he took it pretty well.
It was inevitable.
It is terrific.
It is for the best
MAAAGGGMMAAAAAAAA
Not three hours ago InsanityIncarnate died of the heat.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
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