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Author Topic: History: the Minimalist RTD  (Read 117290 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #900 on: August 16, 2014, 05:40:42 am »

Respawn as a lone gunman warrior traveling the prairie.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #901 on: August 16, 2014, 06:25:08 am »

Dat legend.

Despite my various survival skills, I may be ill-suited for a life with the tribe... But we still have a month or so to spend together travelling.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #902 on: August 16, 2014, 09:31:02 am »

USE THE SECRETS OF COMBOSTION THAT THE THING POSSESING ME KNOWS TO  BREAK OUT OF CAGE
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #903 on: August 16, 2014, 09:35:50 am »

Spiral into depression knowing that I have completed the most amazing this I will ever do.

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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #904 on: August 16, 2014, 10:11:11 am »

Prepare to leave, in case the Union decides to betray the Heads
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #905 on: August 16, 2014, 12:24:53 pm »

Continue with the fishing and paddling. Go a little more to the right.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #906 on: August 16, 2014, 12:28:49 pm »

((Two 1s in a row? Dammit, RNG.))

Get it together. Practice to learn how to use the swords effectively, then sharpen them. Also, continue the hunt for the missing boat supplies.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #907 on: August 16, 2014, 01:22:42 pm »

Chantutututu "high-fives" Lanku, a practice that the doomed man started babbling about near the end.  He then goes to the chief to ask him through dance if the tribe should execute or enslave the dinnerdin-nehru.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2014, 01:27:26 pm by Nunzillor »
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #908 on: August 16, 2014, 02:01:57 pm »

Take Goat with me to see Despot Shameizz Yaunkere. Tell him and his court the tales of how we were on a trading mission to increase the wealth of the Northern Nation, when we were brutally ambushed by savages, our trade caravan unable to fend off hordes of armed barbarians. We were captured, our weapons and good stolen, and barely escaped with my lives. All of my caravan besides myself perished in the wilderness. I was only able to make it back through willpower, the grace of God and the encouragement of Goat.

Despot: The ultimate political position in the Northern Nation. Despots are chosen by a council of 8, the council consisting of 8 Executive, each representing an eighth of the land of the Northern Nation. Each Executive has responsibilities and powers pertaining to their region. The Executives come together to decide on a Despot, which technically can be any citizen in the Nation, and the decision is to be based on merit, courage, intelligence, trust and leadership. More often than not, it is a prominent educated rich male citizen who just happened to be a well-liked relative, friend, or adviser to the last Despot, though drastic changes have been made. Despots rule until their deaths. They hold great political power, but religious duties go to the Holy Prophet.


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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #909 on: August 16, 2014, 03:36:07 pm »

Elto seeks out Arlia for private conversation.

"Arlia, what are you doing? Surely you realize what these stories will do?"
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #910 on: August 16, 2014, 03:41:00 pm »

Assess the tribes health.

"As healer, do I get a spot on the Council?"
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #911 on: August 16, 2014, 07:05:11 pm »

Take the pouch of barely seeds from my side, and start sowing them in the earth. Call the others that are not interested in the murderous barbarians to come and assist me. We all have seed pouches at our sides, and most contain different types of fruit and vegetable seeds.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #912 on: August 16, 2014, 09:37:44 pm »

"A man not of the mind is a man of the body", my father always said.

Get him some work from the blacksmith. He is a good man.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #913 on: August 17, 2014, 08:28:23 am »

Elto seeks out Arlia for private conversation.

"Arlia, what are you doing? Surely you realize what these stories will do?"
((Whelp, guess its time to create a militant religion!))

"Elto, these things challenge our ways and attack us without reason. We came here for food, and found hostility on all sides. Our tribe is endangered by them, and they will not stop. They truly do seek to destroy us because of their nature; I speak the truth."

Establish among any who follow me a spiritual duty to combat the din-nehru.
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Re: History: the Minimalist RTD
« Reply #914 on: August 17, 2014, 12:06:57 pm »

Elto seeks out Arlia for private conversation.

"Arlia, what are you doing? Surely you realize what these stories will do?"
((Whelp, guess its time to create a militant religion!))

"Elto, these things challenge our ways and attack us without reason. We came here for food, and found hostility on all sides. Our tribe is endangered by them, and they will not stop. They truly do seek to destroy us because of their nature; I speak the truth."

"How can you say these things when you know many of this generation had foreign grandparents? They may not remember, but should they ever find out, the tribe will surely be at war with itself with these ideas growing amongst them. And they could find out. We may keep the secret, but if they are frenzied and look for evil spirits amongst themselves, they may notice the noses, the eyes, and the hands that are different."
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