Patiently wait to become Plot-Relevant. Maybe hum a little tune.
You're 9th in the waitlist. Hold your butt.
Good now continue to do that for a while.
Nah, it was an excellent idea! Keep trying!
[3]
You manage to wiggle your way to the surface of the pile, but can't get any bones attached to your skull. Waiting for you at the surface of the pile is a tight ring of bone thieves. They're staring at you with their hollow faces.
Ken begins punching its skull repeatedly.
((If we go ramping, odds are is the bonestealer will fall off on impact~))
Smack him with the meatflap~! I didn't hear anything about it stealing my hand!
[4][2]
You screech and roar, bearing your great big gorilla fangs, before backhanding the thing across the face with your deboned arm. The blow is powerful, with enough force to push the giant creature away from you and clearly stun it. Unfortunately, the feeling of all the nerves in your arm clapping together is enough to render you instantly unconscious. You slump down in your seat and your foot pushes the gas pedal to the floor.
Pry its fingers off the roll cage, preferably as we're turning.
((There is no way I could come to regret touching this thing's hands.))
You reach over Ken's unconscious body and grab the Bone Thief's arms by the wrists. You brace yourself against the center console and push upward with all your might. The thing's grip falters and slips.
Fucking - yellow round guy! Give me your lighter!
Attempt to obtain lighter from pac-man. Once obtained, use my skill at lighting stuff on fire to light the bone stealer on fire.
You snatch the proffered lighter from Tarmac's hand and then quickly dig through your trash bag of food until you find what you're looking for: A bottle of high proof booze. You take a huge mouthful of it and then strike a flame on the lighter. You shove your way past Tarmac and stand up on the back seat so that you're face to face with the Bone Thief. You hold the lighter to your lips and breathe a cloud of burning alcohol straight onto the thing's face.
The Bone Thief falls off the Jeep, head on fire, and goes rolling and bouncing through the eyesand with a series of heavy wet slaps. It vanishes into the distance behind the uneven ground as the jeep pulls away, in reverse, going full speed.
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