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Whisperling

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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1125 on: January 16, 2016, 04:06:19 pm »

((Jenkins lost his clothes due to swearomancy during the first match. Nobody's been banned yet, so I can only imagine it's all right.))
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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1126 on: January 16, 2016, 08:55:05 pm »

((Question, would stripping be an option, to protect myself?

EDIT: I mean, will I have a high likelihood to get banned?))
((If you mean banned because of meta, then probably no. I think you can tell in character that there's something weird going on with clothes, since another guy just went naked to protect himself. Even if you were doing something meta, then you'd probably get a warning first. Or just your character killed by a falling anvil. I find a sudden ban unlikely.

If you mean because of the forum rules, it's been a long time since I read them, but I'm pretty sure the only bannable thing related to nakedness is sexual/erotic things, like someone writing some horrible fanfic about their magical realm. So unless you write a disturbingly detailed description about how you strip, you should be fine.

Edit: Ah, yes, here it is:
Do not discuss sexually oriented material.  There are exceptions to this rule, such as passing discussions of sexual content in movies, books, computer games, etc. in topics not directed specifically at the sexual material in question, but no sexually themed topics are allowed.  Sharing erotic images and erotic roleplaying are not permitted.  If you want to turn each other on, there are plenty of outlets for that.  This is not one of them.  Please refrain from sharing your sex life.
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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1127 on: January 16, 2016, 09:22:43 pm »

I would like to make clear, for no reason in particular, that Nugget wears no clothes. Because chickens wear no clothes, even ones who are actually humans deluded into thinking they are chickens.
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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1128 on: January 16, 2016, 11:55:54 pm »

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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1129 on: January 18, 2016, 03:36:01 pm »

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So it was like a binary search, except the question is "Has the input been brutally murdered?", and it only ever returns True.

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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1130 on: January 18, 2016, 10:56:39 pm »

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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1131 on: January 19, 2016, 12:44:56 pm »

((Question, would stripping be an option, to protect myself?

EDIT: I mean, will I have a high likelihood to get banned?))
All ER players start out naked and some stay that way! And we've got our own subforum! Nudity isn't a problem. Dedicating 5 paragraphs to describing your nether regions and their interactions with the nether regions of others is a problem. Don't do that. Except through pm for a modest fee~

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Nugget stares at NJW sprawled on the ground.
"Ha. Ha. Hh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

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Crazyabe leaps up onto the floating whale head raft and points an open hand directly at NJW's head. Aaaaaand....nothing happens.  Wow.
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Egan, woozy with bloodloss and weak due to the loss of an arm, attempts to murder NJW with his own knife. He gets as far as pulling it out of NJW before NJW yanks it back out of his hand. 6v3 NJW counters the attempted murder with a shotgun blast of small, very sharp beaked bird heads; which Egan dodges very poorly. He goes flying back and rolls off the whale head and into the water, bleeding even more.







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[1] You somehow get a shard of whalebone jammed straight through your hand. OW! CRAP!
I would like to make clear, for no reason in particular, that Nugget wears no clothes. Because chickens wear no clothes, even ones who are actually humans deluded into thinking they are chickens.
This reeks of meta ya bastard.

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I did.

[4] uh.. lets see...Crazyabe looks like a good target.
[6] Crazy's clothes start to constrict him...so he tears them off in a fabulous, fabio style! Uh... well...perhaps best to just wait on this one. No need to attack a perfectly capable opponent!



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Man, NJW's blood is in the water (Literally) and now everyone is after him.
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You run, or more correctly, swim over to NJW and take a good hard swing at his head! Too bad you miss by at least two feet. There's a palpable shock-wave  from the blow, however.


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[5] You both successfully become nude and get back up to the crane top.



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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1132 on: January 19, 2016, 12:51:23 pm »

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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1133 on: January 19, 2016, 01:13:02 pm »

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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1134 on: January 19, 2016, 01:18:31 pm »

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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1135 on: January 19, 2016, 01:22:09 pm »

"Oh wonderful hidden, shadowy Ao! Please grant me the strength to kill one of these fools and send their souls to you. Amen!"

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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1136 on: January 19, 2016, 01:23:19 pm »

(Also, why wasn't I taking damage for being in the boiling water?) Never mind! I don't need to point out things that will get me killed!
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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1137 on: January 19, 2016, 01:35:17 pm »

"Oh wonderful hidden, shadowy Ao! Please grant me the strength to kill one of these fools and send their souls to you. Amen!"

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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1138 on: January 19, 2016, 03:24:24 pm »

Ow.

"A captain goes down with his strip!"

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Re: Intoxicated: Insane Clown Nuclear Tech
« Reply #1139 on: January 19, 2016, 04:05:16 pm »

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