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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1002174 times)

Antsan

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1590 on: April 05, 2016, 10:03:55 am »

Apart from that the kind of mindset this requires doesn't help with making anything better.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1591 on: April 05, 2016, 10:11:55 am »

Neither does doing nothing, tbh.
I also got this feeling I should somehow indicate that I, in fact, don't really get feelings to beat people often (and even when I do, I don't really plan to do so or rather actively work against doing so) and I, in fact, didin't really meant that seriously, if that isin't clear. Mostly a joke. Shitty dark joke but a joke.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1592 on: April 05, 2016, 10:27:45 am »

I assumed as much.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1593 on: April 05, 2016, 12:09:53 pm »

Sometimes I get this feeling we should start start dragging politicians and rich people onto the streets and beating them up, but then I remember that, unlike them, we are held accountable for illegal activities.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1595 on: April 05, 2016, 12:53:37 pm »

Sometimes I get this feeling we should start start dragging politicians and rich people onto the streets and beating them up, but then I remember that, unlike them, we are held accountable for illegal activities.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1596 on: April 05, 2016, 01:42:51 pm »

Sometimes I get this feeling we should start start dragging politicians and rich people onto the streets and beating them up, but then I remember that, unlike them, we are held accountable for illegal activities.
Left Alert!!!
Nah, it's not because they're rich and we want everyone to be equally rich. It's because they're rich and we want to be rich too! And we want them dead. You can guess the rest from there.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1597 on: April 05, 2016, 01:45:56 pm »

Sometimes I get this feeling we should start start dragging politicians and rich people onto the streets and beating them up, but then I remember that, unlike them, we are held accountable for illegal activities.
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Nah, it's not because they're rich and we want everyone to be equally rich. It's because they're rich and we want to be rich too! And we want them dead. You can guess the rest from there.

A collective regime of peace and love?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1598 on: April 05, 2016, 02:55:29 pm »

A collective regime of peace and love?
The markets are free! So much money for me! Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1599 on: April 05, 2016, 03:11:35 pm »

See, in these kinds of conversations I totally loose track of everything. I have no idea what you're even talking about. I assume it's shitposting again?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1602 on: April 05, 2016, 04:26:01 pm »

Sometimes I get this feeling we should start start dragging politicians and rich people onto the streets and beating them up, but then I remember that, unlike them, we are held accountable for illegal activities.
We could go for the roman solution. Proscription. Offer a cut of the wealth for the literal heads of the rich that are on a list and confiscate all their wealth. As a bonus we can nail their heads to the capital building and stab trumps tongue with needles after catching and decapitating him as he attempts to flee like Cicero. :P

Not serious but tempting in some ways.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1603 on: April 05, 2016, 04:32:55 pm »

Violence against wealthy and powerful people that are blamed for all the evil in the world (which is only a slight exaggeration) is always very tempting.
But the workers will rise! We will not compromise, for we know that the old regime must die!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #1604 on: April 05, 2016, 04:49:58 pm »

Sometimes I get this feeling we should start start dragging politicians and rich people onto the streets and beating them up, but then I remember that, unlike them, we are held accountable for illegal activities.
We could go for the roman solution. Proscription.

Gee I dont know Brain. It sure sounds good but I dont know how would Prostitution solve our problems
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