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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3150 on: July 19, 2016, 01:11:05 pm »

in addition to Europeans not having kids

which is why we desperatly need enrichment, to teach us how to breed again
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3151 on: July 19, 2016, 01:16:43 pm »

in addition to Europeans not having kids

which is why we desperatly need enrichment, to teach us how to breed again

Honeybees and flowers Martinuzz...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3152 on: July 19, 2016, 01:17:46 pm »

honeybees nearly extinct, bad example
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3153 on: July 19, 2016, 01:22:28 pm »

in addition to Europeans not having kids
which is why we desperatly need enrichment, to teach us how to breed again
If euros need to learn something biologically instinctual, there is no hope for euros, that is called an evolutionary dead end
Moreover it's worthless if your problem is breeding, as that's not something you can't probably fix with some next level science shit
Being a parent is something Euros don't want to do, to have kids and raise them
Thus the Europeans will die and be replaced, and have none to blame but themselves
A 2/1 kill ratio would see all French muslims deads with over 80% of French non-muslims left.
If you exacted it out all in one go, you'd also only need to kill the youngest of French to leave more room for Muslim migrants
Have Germans reached the point where their youth are minorities yet? I may check over them shitty stats
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but efforts were targeted at Syrians
Rofl Sheb, you know that's bullshit, marketing was directed at telling people it was Syrians. Marketing =/= Action, this was still during boat immigrant bants and Germany was still undergoing balkan bants, Merkel knew what she was doing

The Turkish deal have Greece deport all migrants and asylum seeker to Turkey, taking one Syrian for every Syrian, not caring about Afghans and so on.
Merkel-Samson plan enacted after opening the door to the world is not a directed effort lel
It's damage control

Merkel in the beginning was talking about Syrians, although the failure to set up an orderly process didn't actually allow targeting toward Syrians.
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Belgians still believe this wasn't according to keikaku

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Pretty sure a 2/1 kill ratio for Isis would still see them wiped out before they did more than conquer a city or two.
It's not about ISIS and it's not about conquering land

Also in unrelated news, 3 Britons just got shot to death for some reason
Dunno why, but I imagine the 30*C sun made everyone angry or something
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3154 on: July 19, 2016, 01:59:39 pm »

in addition to Europeans not having kids
which is why we desperatly need enrichment, to teach us how to breed again
If euros need to learn something biologically instinctual, there is no hope for euros, that is called an evolutionary dead end
Moreover it's worthless if your problem is breeding, as that's not something you can't probably fix with some next level science shit
Being a parent is something Euros don't want to do, to have kids and raise them
Thus the Europeans will die and be replaced, and have none to blame but themselves

More like the fact that the baby boom generation has crested long ago and we're just going back to normal replacement rates. Plus a bunch of other complicated reasons.

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Also in unrelated news, 3 Britons just got shot to death for some reason
Dunno why, but I imagine the 30*C sun made everyone angry or something

Someone mentioned that yesterday, though didn't provide a link.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3155 on: July 19, 2016, 02:35:47 pm »

Did europe ever even had a baby boom generation? EU birth rates have been shit for a good while now, mostly after WW2, strangely enough.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3156 on: July 19, 2016, 02:41:12 pm »

More like the fact that the baby boom generation has crested long ago and we're just going back to normal replacement rates. Plus a bunch of other complicated reasons.
Yeah but that would be a reasonable explanation

Did europe ever even had a baby boom generation? EU birth rates have been shit for a good while now, mostly after WW2, strangely enough.
Yuropoors didn't have a baby boom gen?

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Also in unrelated news, 3 Britons just got shot to death for some reason
Dunno why, but I imagine the 30*C sun made everyone angry or something
Someone mentioned that yesterday, though didn't provide a link.
It turns out it was some bloke shooting two female relatives of his family, reason pretty much unknown but he killed himself
Murder suicide I guess for some reason, wonder where he got his gun from cos we're noguns

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3157 on: July 19, 2016, 02:51:35 pm »

Murder suicide I guess for some reason, wonder where he got his gun from cos we're noguns
It's almost as if you're in the US!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3158 on: July 19, 2016, 02:53:12 pm »

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Also in unrelated news, 3 Britons just got shot to death for some reason
Dunno why, but I imagine the 30*C sun made everyone angry or something
Someone mentioned that yesterday, though didn't provide a link.
It turns out it was some bloke shooting two female relatives of his family, reason pretty much unknown but he killed himself
Murder suicide I guess for some reason, wonder where he got his gun from cos we're noguns

Well, YOU provided a link, just saying the person who mentioned it last didn't post a link.

As for the gun, hunting rifle maybe? The BBC says it's a shotgun. Also, I thought Britian wasn't 'no guns, period', just REALLY, REALLY hard to get one.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3159 on: July 19, 2016, 02:54:35 pm »

Yuropoors didn't have a baby boom gen?
America had a baby boom because all their men came back from war, yurop didn't because all their men died

thus proving murica is best at warfare
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3160 on: July 19, 2016, 02:57:32 pm »

Murder suicide I guess for some reason, wonder where he got his gun from cos we're noguns
It's almost as if you're in the US!
Tbh if the ladies were sunbathing with their guns like in the USA they could've taken out this guy before he took everyone out

Well, YOU provided a link, just saying the person who mentioned it last didn't post a link.
I don't get it, I was just elaborating on the quote cos new information arose on the MO of the shooter

As for the gun, hunting rifle maybe? The BBC says it's a shotgun. Also, I thought Britian wasn't 'no guns, period', just REALLY, REALLY hard to get one.
Farmers always have guns, city is noguns

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3161 on: July 19, 2016, 03:09:10 pm »

A 2/1 kill ratio would see all French muslims deads with over 80% of French non-muslims left.
If you exacted it out all in one go, you'd also only need to kill the youngest of French to leave more room for Muslim migrants
Have Germans reached the point where their youth are minorities yet? I may check over them shitty stats
Chernobyl bird principle

I don't get what you're trying to mean. I was just pointing out that the Nice attacker killed a disproportionate number of Muslims compared to their proportion in the French population at large. I really have no clue what your point is with killing French kids?

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Debatable, international law force us to takes in all refugees
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Also confirmed, Austria and Hungary are more powerful than the entire European Union combined

Yeah, actually you're right, pretty terrible phrasing. Force us to considers their claim if they show up and to not send them to dangerous countries. (Like that Greek judicial decision right after the Turkey deal).

As for Austria and Hungary, well, yes. The EU has no police force, no military, no border agency (Frontex is more of a coordination agency). IIRC, decision on immigration also need unanimity on the Council, so Europe was pretty much paralyzed since no one could agree on what to do.

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but efforts were targeted at Syrians
Rofl Sheb, you know that's bullshit, marketing was directed at telling people it was Syrians. Marketing =/= Action, this was still during boat immigrant bants and Germany was still undergoing balkan bants, Merkel knew what she was doing

The Turkish deal have Greece deport all migrants and asylum seeker to Turkey, taking one Syrian for every Syrian, not caring about Afghans and so on.
Merkel-Samson plan enacted after opening the door to the world is not a directed effort lel
It's damage control

Merkel in the beginning was talking about Syrians, although the failure to set up an orderly process didn't actually allow targeting toward Syrians.
-Talk about Syrians
-Open border to the world
Belgians still believe this wasn't according to keikaku

You're bullshitting. What changed in Germany in 2015 was that they decided to no apply the Dublin protocol (that allows sending back refugees to the EU country the entered) for Syrians. That's what Merkel said. That's what Merkel did. Sure, only a third of asylum applications out of the half a million lodged in 2025 were from Syrians (Table 1), but they still outnumber the second largest group (Albanians) by a factor of three. Afgan were only a fifth of the number of Syrians.

If history is any guide though, most of those that will end up recognized as refugees and not be deported will be Syrians. In 2014 in Germany, 1% of Syrian applicants where turned down, while 82% of Albanian were.

So yeah, the policy was to target Syrians, and targeted Syrians even if other group used the chaos from crappy implementation to apply for asylum too (Between 2014 and 2015, numbers of Syrians went from 41k to 158k, Afghans for exemple went from 9,6k to 31 k).


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It turns out it was some bloke shooting two female relatives of his family, reason pretty much unknown but he killed himself
Murder suicide I guess for some reason, wonder where he got his gun from cos we're noguns

I'm sure if we knew he was muslim, we'd be discussing how Islam encourage honour killing already.
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« Reply #3162 on: July 19, 2016, 03:24:14 pm »


It's hardly a surprise that since we became a society where both parents are likely to work, less people are having kids. Women today are reporting being unhappier than they were in their grandmothers' day (or than their grandmothers were, I suppose), despite 'having it all'.

Do you actually have a source for that? I've only ever seen it said unsourced by anti-feminist types, I wonder where that data comes from.
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« Reply #3163 on: July 19, 2016, 03:40:03 pm »

Thanks, I'll have a read.
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« Reply #3164 on: July 19, 2016, 03:52:32 pm »

Looking at it, the trends doesn't seem that strong, seems to be mostly stable. I must admit I have no idea what an "ordered probit" is.
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