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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1002075 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10890 on: October 17, 2020, 09:54:50 am »

In France, police shot and killed a 18-year old Chechen, who had just decapitated a french history teacher with a kitchen knife, near the schoolyard, and attacked the police when they tried to apprehend him.
Police suspect the attack was a response to the teacher showing a Mohammed cartoon to his class while teaching about the history of freedom of expression.
Macron strongly condemned the attack, saying 'this is our fight', and describing the attack as a 'islamic terrorist attack'.
The french justice department has started an investigation into a radical group the attacker, who was born in Moscow, belonged to, describing it as a 'terrorist criminal organisation'.
9 People belonging to the group have been arrested.  One of those is the parent of a student at the school the history teacher was teaching at.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10891 on: October 17, 2020, 10:50:09 am »

As if the coof wasn't bad enough, you still gotta worry about all the jihadists coming home. Truly geography teachers are the most powerful of enemies, if they are enough to undermine your entire religious worldview

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10892 on: October 17, 2020, 08:42:25 pm »

Hm how about we give israel to tchetchens, tchetchenia to the russophones in donbass, and east germany to the jews, then we use the living bodies of the east germans to bombard schools in donbass. Let the world know that whatever it was, we mean it very strongly.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10893 on: October 18, 2020, 06:13:16 am »

Hm how about we give israel to tchetchens, tchetchenia to the russophones in donbass, and east germany to the jews, then we use the living bodies of the east germans to bombard schools in donbass. Let the world know that whatever it was, we mean it very strongly.
Only if we give Crimea to Turkey, Istanbul to Greece, Cyprus to Italy and Sicily to France

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10894 on: October 18, 2020, 06:14:46 am »

Aight no problem just throw 'em in there, it'll sort itself out.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10895 on: October 18, 2020, 07:18:31 am »

Don't forget to give Gibraltar to Spain and Northern Ireland to Ireland.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10896 on: October 18, 2020, 01:07:13 pm »

Don't forget to give Gibraltar to Spain and Northern Ireland to Ireland.
That's profoundly uninspired. Give Gibraltar to Singapore and Northern Ireland to the Australian Aboriginals as recompense.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10897 on: October 18, 2020, 01:09:53 pm »

Don't be silly.

You should give at least one of them to the Sentinel Islanders.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10898 on: October 18, 2020, 01:10:43 pm »

Northern Ireland is rightfully Serbian soil
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10899 on: October 18, 2020, 01:16:49 pm »

Don't be silly.

You should give at least one of them to the Sentinel Islanders.
Taiwan for the Andamanese. Hong Kong for the Palestinians.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10900 on: October 18, 2020, 04:51:22 pm »

Don't forget to give Gibraltar to Spain and Northern Ireland to Ireland.
Guys I fucked up, I gave Gibraltar to Ireland and Northern Ireland to Argentina

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10901 on: October 18, 2020, 04:55:52 pm »

Don't forget to give Gibraltar to Spain and Northern Ireland to Ireland.
Guys I fucked up, I gave Gibraltar to Ireland and Northern Ireland to Argentina

Aw, shit. Now the Thatchers will be after your ass.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10902 on: October 18, 2020, 05:16:07 pm »

Don't forget to give Gibraltar to Spain and Northern Ireland to Ireland.
Guys I fucked up, I gave Gibraltar to Ireland and Northern Ireland to Argentina

Brilliant.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10903 on: October 18, 2020, 05:40:55 pm »

Brilliant.
We will strangle them from within. Or possibly take over. Imagine. An independent, trans-oceanic Northern Irish Empire.

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In 2060 the Falkland Islands are handed over to Belfast

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #10904 on: October 18, 2020, 11:12:45 pm »

Northern Ireland is subsequently placed under the jurisdiction of Iwo Jima, which had previously been ceded to the Autonomous Republic of Alsace-Lorraine, after the latter's proxy conquest of Syria.
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