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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750232 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #810 on: June 26, 2017, 03:29:33 pm »

C

I'm tempted to do A, but I kinda want to see how this pans out.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #811 on: June 26, 2017, 03:29:43 pm »

C
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #812 on: June 26, 2017, 03:35:35 pm »

You point at the eggs, make 'nnrg' noises and then show some of your foodstuffs; thin slices of dried beef and some breads. The Nnrg look at the foods, sniff at them and then happily eat your rations!

(Supplies: 7)

They go through several loaves of bread, about half a pound of dried meat and even some apples. They look thrilled however, making 'nuuh' noises, different from usual and harsher 'nnrg' tones.

After a while, the male Nnrg graciously offer you all their mushrooms - about a bag worth of them, if not more - while the females leave the group and go through the egg pile.

The mushrooms doesn't look either delicious nor suspicious.

A) They ate my food, I shall eat theirs, a fair trade.
B) Refuse the food exchange.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2017, 03:49:01 pm by Haspen »
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #813 on: June 26, 2017, 03:37:54 pm »

Hospitality \o/

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #814 on: June 26, 2017, 04:11:11 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #815 on: June 26, 2017, 04:17:17 pm »

A, no reason not to
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #816 on: June 26, 2017, 04:59:28 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #817 on: June 26, 2017, 07:03:22 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: THE ACID ADVENTURES OF YOE, HIGH KING OF METHIANT!!
« Reply #818 on: June 27, 2017, 09:49:23 am »

You decide to indulge on the mushrooms.

You sit near the Nnrg and begin to taste the mushrooms. They have a nice texture and neutral smell but the taste is a bit... sour? Tangy? Metallic, even, but munching bites of bread or taking sips of water helps get rid of the strange taste.

After few handfuls of the mushrooms, you feel very sated! (Yoe won't spend Supplies on the next two 'dinners').

Some time passes before the female Nnrg, apparently having decided about you and the Egg, come back to you, holding a pinkish egg...

...and they begin to melt into goo!

Then the cave walls gain some nice colors!!

It seems that the mushrooms you ate were strong hallucinogens after all! Teehee~!!

BOOM! The caves explode outwards and a big angry raven descends from the sky, picking up the egg that female Nnrg were holding in their hands!

"DO HO HO HOH!" Speaketh the ~ANGRY RAVEN~ "I am the King of Angry Ravens! And I shall make the greatest omelette from this delicious EGG~!" The Nnrg all equip their coconut helmets and run after the raven that escapes from the caves, and you join their hunt!

"I will boost morale with song of my people!" Says a little man with tiny moustache and a guitar that suddenly appears on your arm. He weighs nothing, strangely! Then he launches into high-speed tune that is well-made for this high-speed chase! What a great companion he is!

You move out onto the plateau and the birb thief hops onto a unicycle motorbike and takes off down the slopes!

"We need to get our own machine!" The Nnrg say, and you decide to hop onto...

A) Apache-3000Z Combat Helicopter
B) 1967 Cadillac SuperWarType
« Last Edit: June 27, 2017, 09:54:24 am by Haspen »
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Draignean

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Re: THE ACID ADVENTURES OF YOE, HIGH KING OF METHIANT!!
« Reply #819 on: June 27, 2017, 09:53:02 am »

ξ!

It's the only option!
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Re: THE ACID ADVENTURES OF YOE, HIGH KING OF METHIANT!!
« Reply #820 on: June 27, 2017, 09:53:24 am »

A
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Re: THE ACID ADVENTURES OF YOE, HIGH KING OF METHIANT!!
« Reply #821 on: June 27, 2017, 09:55:27 am »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: THE ACID ADVENTURES OF YOE, HIGH KING OF METHIANT!!
« Reply #822 on: June 27, 2017, 10:08:00 am »

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Re: THE ACID ADVENTURES OF YOE, HIGH KING OF METHIANT!!
« Reply #823 on: June 27, 2017, 10:16:46 am »

XD I swear to God  :D :P

Ride the bananamobile!
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: THE ACID ADVENTURES OF YOE, HIGH KING OF METHIANT!!
« Reply #824 on: June 27, 2017, 10:35:27 am »

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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.
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