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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750172 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4065 on: November 29, 2017, 04:53:21 pm »

If there is missing information, I believe it is best to simply carry on as we are now. We could be missing something major.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4066 on: November 29, 2017, 04:56:56 pm »

A free trade
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4067 on: November 29, 2017, 05:03:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4068 on: November 29, 2017, 07:45:23 pm »

You agree to the deal. The diplomat is delighted and says that the first caravan should arrive by the next Spring, if all goes smoothly.

Next to enter is Enyn, whose associates left at the doors to the throne room.

You immediately greet him and ask about his delay.

"Call my humble self paranoid, my liege, but after being declared a heretic by Alldivines, receiving your sudden invitation seemed suspicious to me so I felt that hiding for a while would be a good idea."

You then take him to the private chamber and you two sit down.

"Is this a Gubta faith?" You ask Enyn.

"Nay, sire. I was raised a Singularist but read some Alldivine scriptures, and then I had to speak with the Gubta philosophers too. From collaboration of these three, I have concluded that there is no physical gods but a greater entity that is in all things and simply is worshipped by all under various names and faces."

Interview time! Compose your question and post it; the question with most +1s will be answered in the next update.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2017, 07:47:13 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4069 on: November 29, 2017, 07:48:19 pm »

Ask about the planned relationship between this religious and secular authority. If and how it plans to evangelize. What it thinks about other religions. What it's adherents duties are in this life.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4070 on: November 29, 2017, 07:49:10 pm »

"You know, this country has some financial problems right now, how much do you think the alldivines would pay for you?"

Ok, not really, but I love to imagine his expression...

Ask about the planned relationship between this religious and secular authority. If and how it plans to evangelize. What it thinks about other religions. What it's adherents duties are in this life.

Sounds good.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4071 on: November 29, 2017, 08:19:48 pm »

Ask about the planned relationship between this religious and secular authority. If and how it plans to evangelize. What it thinks about other religions. What it's adherents duties are in this life.
+1 Might as well get the big questions of the "Are you going to cause me/the Kingdom trouble" variety over with first.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4072 on: November 29, 2017, 08:20:07 pm »

It's this gonna be Buddhism? God I hope it's Buddhism.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4073 on: November 29, 2017, 08:42:29 pm »

Ask about the planned relationship between this religious and secular authority. If and how it plans to evangelize. What it thinks about other religions. What it's adherents duties are in this life.
+1

"So you think that the statement 'all religions are one, and all should work together, dogmas are only for personal use unless it hurt unwilling persons' is true? Are you inclined to travel/study a bit and increase your argumentation skills?"

"What could be the visions of gods that priests see? Personifications of concepts?"



I was about to say "NO QUESTION KILL HIM"

But criptfiend questions made me wonder if this religion for once could be USEFUL for us, and maybe back up them could be okay

We will need something like this just in case we wage war with damdamians, so our culture can infect them and remove their fanatism

I was liking alldivines for being open minded, but they were just stepping in our toes right now, first backing up our brother, then rising trouble against another religion

What happened to that singularism 2.0 that were lovely till they get mad and begun a civil war in Tven from spamkingdom2?
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4074 on: November 30, 2017, 12:39:54 am »

Ask him about what he thinks of talking prophetic ravens.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4075 on: November 30, 2017, 01:00:45 am »

Ask him if this entity is called "Haspen".
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4076 on: November 30, 2017, 02:51:34 am »

Ask him if this entity is called "Haspen".
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4077 on: November 30, 2017, 03:23:23 am »

Ask about the planned relationship between this religious and secular authority. If and how it plans to evangelize. What it thinks about other religions. What it's adherents duties are in this life.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4078 on: November 30, 2017, 04:18:27 am »

//Question, not questions. One at a time ;v

You ask him whether this entity might be called Haspen. Enyn looks extermely puzzled.

"I don't think it has, or needs, a name. So it has none as far as I'm concerned."

You decide to...

A) Ask another question.
B) Pass your judgment on his heresy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4079 on: November 30, 2017, 05:19:48 am »

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