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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[milo christiansen]

Expand Primogeniture Law, AKA "Stop bothering me and let me retire already"

[Iituem]

Expand Primogeniture Law - Let's bring back the girls!

[Haspen]

You decide to sponsor some festivals while Expanding Primogeniture Laws to include women.

1156 AD, Spring

Urgent message from the Orcworld fort! A large group of few thousand orcish nomads has found the location of the camp and has begun an assault on it. The officers in charge of the outpost request immediate assistance.

You decide to...

A) Ignore their plea. Properly trained, well-equipped men sitting behind fortifications are more than a match for few thousand nomadic savages.
B) Send a small portion of the Army to assist the Orcworld outpost.
B) Send a large porition of the Army to Orcworld, of course in a reasonable manner.

[Kashyyk]

Hmm, B or B... I'll go with C

[Harry Baldman]

C! War in the Wilderness Beyond!

You know, I wonder what the discovery of an alien realm has done to the local religious doctrines. Maybe they'll flee taxation into the New World, establishing many doomed colonies in the unforgiving orcish territories. It'd also be fun to build a citadel in Orcworld, but maybe wait a bit for that.

[VoidSlayer]

D Panic and run around in a circle.

Or maybe B

[ZBridges]

C

[milo christiansen]

C for safety.

[10ebbor10]

C

[Haspen]

Hmm, B or B... I'll go with C

That reasoning


You decide to send as many troops as possible to relieve the Orcworld outpost, of course within reasonable margin of reserves, plus so that people don't get lost during the trek through Ironbone Mountains.

1156 AD, Mid-Spring

Victory! The orcish savages were repelled, and true to their nomadic nature, had little in terms of loot on them.

Officers within the Army wonder however if it isn't time to enlarge the encampment as well as station more troops there.

A) Indeed, a proper fortress will secure Methiant from orcish raids forever. A tenth of the Army stationed within will man it well.
B) Such big construction project will only attract unwanted orcish attention. No, let's just keep big enough force in the outpost, and we will do fine.
C) Seen that? We've responded in time and that's all we needed. Neither fortresses nor dividing of Methiantese Army is required!
D) A big, tough fortress will make any invader think twice before attacking. Even skeleton crew can comfortably protect such a building.

[Harry Baldman]

D

We're the orcs in your world now, feckers.

[Rockeater]

D

[Kashyyk]

A

[ZBridges]

A

[mightymushroom]

A lways assume their are more orcs where those came from. Orcworld, I mean.