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Would you support Iridium's rebellion if he becomes an animal person of some sort?

Yes
- 13 (46.4%)
No
- 15 (53.6%)

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Author Topic: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Epilogue: Guest Week  (Read 290731 times)

blueturtle1134

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #855 on: December 09, 2017, 08:56:29 pm »

TRY TO AVOID INJURING MORE PEOPLE FFS.

We are currently plummeting to the ground. Please try again.
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Glass

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #856 on: December 09, 2017, 11:53:41 pm »

Stop plummeting; I suggest that for now, we just make sure that we can stay at a level height.
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dustywayfarer

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #857 on: December 10, 2017, 12:50:19 am »

Stop plummeting; I suggest that for now, we just make sure that we can stay at a level height.
+1

Also, look around to get an idea of our surroundings.
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blueturtle1134

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #858 on: December 10, 2017, 11:02:50 am »

[1] - Abject failure

You try to stabilize your fall.

You fail.

You also whack your head on a ledge between floors, giving yourself an 8th concussion.

You are now Stunned.

-7 floors (33 to go)

Next?


(glad you asked about surroundings. Map will come later.)
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Glass

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #859 on: December 10, 2017, 11:04:18 am »

At least try to spread our wings and glide so that we're not falling so fast.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

omada

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #860 on: December 10, 2017, 11:13:30 am »

First stop being stunned

Then do glass' idea
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blueturtle1134

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #861 on: December 10, 2017, 11:34:51 am »

[2/1=1] - Abject failure.

You're still concussed, so have some direction problems.

You're falling sideways with your wings spread vertically now.

You are no longer Stunned.

-5 floors (27 to go)



Remember, first come first serve. I'll take Omada's suggestion as "try this again".

[2] - Abject failure

You hit a patch of turbulence and can only manage to tumble.

-4 floors (23 to go)

Next?
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #862 on: December 10, 2017, 11:50:21 am »

The map:

Black is office building. Cyan is water. Green is grass. Orange is bridges/paved roads.

You're falling onto the southeast green piece.

So, thoughts?
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #863 on: December 10, 2017, 02:43:56 pm »

Move the wings vertically

or at least try to move to fall on the fucking water


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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #864 on: December 10, 2017, 02:49:22 pm »

Agreed, a water landing is preferable to an anywhere else landing, though actually flying is preferable to a water landing.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

blueturtle1134

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #865 on: December 10, 2017, 03:04:13 pm »

[6] - Gone horribly right

You guide yourself toward a water landing.

It pays to be precise. You initiate a dive at the water.

Fall rate is now 5 floors/sec (used to be 3)

-5 floors (17 to go)

Next?
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #866 on: December 10, 2017, 03:21:02 pm »

though actually flying is preferable to a water landing.
*ahem*
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

blueturtle1134

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #867 on: December 10, 2017, 04:01:18 pm »

though actually flying is preferable to a water landing.
*ahem*

Did you *want* me to apply the 6 to the "flying" instruction? I thought you had enough of concussions today.
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #868 on: December 10, 2017, 04:03:25 pm »

We would at least be further up. And not diving.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

blueturtle1134

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Now with sentient parrots
« Reply #869 on: December 10, 2017, 04:15:24 pm »

We would at least be further up. And not diving.

We'd be concussed, which means another 20 floors or so before we can do anything with reliability.
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