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[Glass]

As the net goes by us, use the fact that nets inherently have thin pieces to slip into hammerspace.

[Paxiecrunchle]

As the net goes by us, use the fact that nets inherently have thin pieces to slip into hammerspace.

+1
glass is our hero.

[blueturtle1134]

As the net goes by us, use the fact that nets inherently have thin pieces to slip into hammerspace.

I was about to say that no, you can't go all the way around a net strand so you can't jump... but this idea is just too ingenious to not roll.


[4] - Success

You struggle to turn within the net.

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Something the parrot saw while escaping

The animal control men drag you in and watch as you force your head through one of the holes.

"What the hell is that bird-"

*bam*

You have entered Hammerspace.

Next?

[Glass]

Onwards to Celling?

[blueturtle1134]

Can I get a yea or nay on this?

[Paxiecrunchle]

Onwards to Celling?

As much as I don't like the idea... you have my support, if only because we botched rescuing quill quite badly.

That said we now have vauge idea as to where quill is being kept, and what knowlege littlefucker currently has so ceiling could really use that.
1+

[blueturtle1134]

[3] - Partial success

A Hammerspace fluctuation in the way prevents good targeting, although you're reasonably sure you hit the right continent.

You warp to a trashcan. A woman opens it to throw some rotten food in.

Next?

[Paxiecrunchle]

[3] - Partial success

A Hammerspace fluctuation in the way prevents good targeting, although you're reasonably sure you hit the right continent.

You warp to a trashcan. A woman opens it to throw some rotten food in.

Next?

Ask the woman to be more careful next time, also ask her name and if she knows the ceiling family.

[blueturtle1134]

[1] - Abject failure

You open your mouth to talk.

The rotting food gets dumped in it.

You are now Nauseous! -1 to all rolls, wears off in 2 turns

Next?

[Paxiecrunchle]

attempt vommiting, then try to leave the trash can and figure out where the woman went.

[Glass]

Let's not interact with the woman. Just get out of the trash can and get to a roof or something where we can rest and recover.

[blueturtle1134]

[6] - Gone horribly right

You retch!

It hits the woman in the face.

On the plus side, you are no longer Nauseous. On the minus, the woman, who was about to pick you up and help you, is now screaming and running.

Next?

RETCON RETCON RETCOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN

[Glass]

*facepalm*

What did I just freaking say.

Let's not interact with the woman. Just get out of the trash can and get to a roof or something where we can rest and recover.

[blueturtle1134]

*facepalm*

What did I just freaking say.

Let's not interact with the woman. Just get out of the trash can and get to a roof or something where we can rest and recover.

First come, first serve. You may suggest something else now...

[blueturtle1134]

RETCON TIME. I forgot to take off -1 for the retch roll. EVERYTHING IN THE STRICKEN POST IS STRICKEN NOW.


[5] - Epic success

You retch!

You send it into a nearby bottle where it won't bother anyone.

You are no longer Nauseous.

The woman gasps and picks you up.

"Well, how did you get in here, little fellow?"

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