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[Roboson]

Shoot blindly, trying to hit the pooping parrot. Scream long and exotic curses while doing so.

[blueturtle1134]

Shoot blindly, trying to hit the pooping parrot. Scream long and exotic curses while doing so.

It is not your turn! In addition, that's a terrible idea.

[Glass]

Shoot blindly, trying to hit the pooping parrot. Scream long and exotic curses while doing so.

It is not your turn! In addition, that's a terrible idea.

I've already told him that.

[Maximum Spin]

Grope in the general direction I last saw the Key of Taloc in, attempting to pull or cut it away from Boonering and put it on.

[blueturtle1134]

Well, looks like everyone’s taken the actions they want. Oh wait!

Maximum Spin: Grab for the Key of Taloc in the last direction seen

[2] - Fail

Lieutenant Spin makes a wild snatch for the Key, but misses by a mile.


Merrowitz is a NPC, but still gets rolls.

Action: Line up a shot at Boonering while her thoughts are disguised by her anger about the vase

[6] - Gone horribly right

HOWEVER!

Blinded: Pick random character to hit instead → Parrot


Merrowitz reasons that if she’s mad about the vase, it might interfere with Boonering’s abilities to read her mind. She therefore takes the time to aim at Boonering and take a shot with her revolver at him.

Just as she’s about to shoot, the bird poops on her head.

“AARGH!” she shouts, and pulls the trigger on instinct. There is a bang, a squelch, and a screech.

“MY BIRD!” Celling shrieks. “Quick, jump to Hammerspace, you can heal there!”

The shot also hits the sprinkler in the roof behind the bird. It turns on. The entire place is now doused in water.


Boonering takes the time to duck below the table and cast Entrapment on Roboson, Nemo at Spin, and Lliteration at Celling.

Boonering can cast 3 attacks each turn. He cannot use the same spell 2 turns in a row. When hit by a psi attack, you get a will save, a d20 compared against the will save threshold. If it’s greater or equal, you manage to resist the psychic attack.

Spoiler: Psychic problems (click to show/hide)

Next turn’s forbidden spells: Entrapment, Nemo, Lliteration.

Entrapment hits Roboson in 1 turn.
Nemo hits Spin in 1 turn
Lliteration hits Celling in 2 turns.

Spoiler: Will saves (click to show/hide)

Roboson: 13 = Pass
Spin: 10 = Fail

Spoiler: People problems (click to show/hide)

Global: Rain

Boonering: Cover, One Grazing wound.

Celling: Blinded
Roboson: Blinded
Omada: Blinded
Smoke + Mirrors: Blinded
Spin: Nemo

Parrot: Critical injuries
Merrowitz: None

[Glass]

Get to Boon and start fucking punching him in the face, and don't stop!

[Maximum Spin]

Run toward Boomering's table, shove it aside, and attempt to grab his face and start gouging his eyes out with my thumbs while whispering:
I'm nobody, who are you?
Are you nobody too?

[Roboson]

Rip off the glove (or remove the gem from it) as they punch and gouge him!

[Glass]

The Current Long-Term Plan, For All Who Wish To Know It:

• We get the psion crystal that Boon has
• We get Erin back
• We get the crystal to Erin, to be reverse-engineered
• We set it up so that we have a system that, upon activation, broadcasts knowledge of the fourth wall to the world at large
• We convince Padel to order us to activate it in some manner

The results, if we successfully make this happen:

• Everyone in the world now knows about the fourth wall, just as Erin Quil hopes
• Padel is nuked with a meteor by the fourth wall because we convinced it it was his fault that this happened, rather than Erin's
• Potential other stuff

So, who else here wants to make this happen, even if only to nuke Padel?

[omada]

The Current Long-Term Plan, For All Who Wish To Know It:

• We get the psion crystal that Boon has
• We get Erin back
• We get the crystal to Erin, to be reverse-engineered
• We set it up so that we have a system that, upon activation, broadcasts knowledge of the fourth wall to the world at large
• We convince Padel to order us to activate it in some manner

The results, if we successfully make this happen:

• Everyone in the world now knows about the fourth wall, just as Erin Quil hopes
• Padel is nuked with a meteor by the fourth wall because we convinced it it was his fault that this happened, rather than Erin's
• Potential other stuff

So, who else here wants to make this happen, even if only to nuke Padel?

I just think the fabric of reality will explode


Clean my eyes

[Glass]

The Current Long-Term Plan, For All Who Wish To Know It:

• We get the psion crystal that Boon has
• We get Erin back
• We get the crystal to Erin, to be reverse-engineered
• We set it up so that we have a system that, upon activation, broadcasts knowledge of the fourth wall to the world at large
• We convince Padel to order us to activate it in some manner

The results, if we successfully make this happen:

• Everyone in the world now knows about the fourth wall, just as Erin Quil hopes
• Padel is nuked with a meteor by the fourth wall because we convinced it it was his fault that this happened, rather than Erin's
• Potential other stuff

So, who else here wants to make this happen, even if only to nuke Padel?

I just think the fabric of reality will explode


Clean my eyes

Nah, confirmation from Blue that the fourth wall will target Padel if we do this.

Also, because of fire alarm water stuff, no longer blind. Pick a different action.

[blueturtle1134]

Also, because of fire alarm water stuff, no longer blind. Pick a different action.

Yeah, water washes out poop, like Glass noted.

[omada]

Aid roboson in removing the weapon, or just kick him on his butt

[blueturtle1134]

Thanks to the broken sprinkler you all are no longer Blinded


Glass: Punch Boonering

[1] - Failure

You rush forward to go beat up that loser.

You slip and fall on the wet floor and hit your head.

You are now Stunned


Spin: Flip table, gouge Boonering’s eyes out

[4] - Success

You flip the table over, driven by the unnatural self-hatred that Boonering’s just pumped you full of. “I’M NOBODY”, you shout.

Boonering crawls backwards in fear. “WHO ARE YOU?!?!”

You grab his head and slam it backwards. “ARE YOU NOBODY TOO?!??!”

Boonering is now Stunned


Roboson: Make a grab for the Key of Taloc

[2] - Failure

You make a wild swipe at the Key.

You fail to even grab it, Boonering rolls out of the way.


Omada: Make a grab at the Key

[1] - Abject failure

You lunge at the Key.

You smash into Spin and Roboson and all three of you are now in a heap, and none of you have the Key.


Parrot: Jump to Hammerspace to heal, from the table legs

[1] - Abject failure

The parrot attempts to enter Hammerspace around one of the table legs.

He smears into the ground, giving himself yet another concussion.

Parrot is now Stunned


Merrowitz: Grab ceremonial sword (which actually works), chop up Boonering

[2] - Failure

Merrowitz picks up her sword and takes a swing at Boonering.

She misses, and the blade clangs on the hard concrete floor.


Boonering: Get up, run for door

[2] - Failure

Boonering is too disoriented to move and can only roll out of range of all the people trying to kill him.

He turns to Roboson. “Roboson, earn your pay! Betray Quill and Celling like I told you to!”

If Roboson is indeed a spy, Boonering gets control of him from this turn on.

Also, the OOC Roboson may or may not have agreed to betray you…


Boonering only gets two casts this turn. He charges Possession and casts Mindstorm on Spin.

Spoiler: Psychic problems (click to show/hide)

Next turn’s forbidden spells: Mindstorm.

Possession is Charged.

Lliteration hits Celling in 1 turn.
Mindstorm hits Spin in 1 turn.

Spoiler: Will saves (click to show/hide)

Celling: 14 = Fail
Spin: 2 = Fail

Spoiler: People problems (click to show/hide)

Global: Rain

Boonering: One Grazing wound.

Celling: Stunned, Lliteration
Roboson: none
Omada: none
Smoke + Mirrors:none
Spin: Mindstorm

Parrot: Critical injuries, Stunned
Merrowitz: None

[Glass]

There once was a man from SPAMOVERLORD
Who was done with this shit (he was quite bored)
So he looked at the psy guy
And told him, "goodbye, guy"
And punched him with the force of an ogre lord.