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Would you support Iridium's rebellion if he becomes an animal person of some sort?

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Author Topic: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Epilogue: Guest Week  (Read 290707 times)

Glass

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2790 on: August 19, 2019, 10:38:54 pm »

What's Silent's status, first?

Fine. A bit bruised. Annoyed that a parrot just hit him. Aiming at you.
...the stated goal was to disarm him. An overshoot is still supposed to include success at the stated action, even if with unintended negative consequences.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2791 on: August 19, 2019, 10:41:31 pm »

And oh, by the way: This is all happening in a lifeboat.

At the 7th concussion the Goons got in a boat, and dragged you in.
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2792 on: August 19, 2019, 10:42:03 pm »

Whelp, anyway.

Knock the gun out of Silent's hands - preferably overboard - and attempt to sabotage the lifeboat, then fly out of Goon range.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2793 on: August 19, 2019, 10:55:12 pm »

What's Silent's status, first?

Fine. A bit bruised. Annoyed that a parrot just hit him. Aiming at you.
...the stated goal was to disarm him. An overshoot is still supposed to include success at the stated action, even if with unintended negative consequences.
We disarmed the Serious Goon, who was our target at the time
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2794 on: August 19, 2019, 10:56:37 pm »

What's Silent's status, first?

Fine. A bit bruised. Annoyed that a parrot just hit him. Aiming at you.
...the stated goal was to disarm him. An overshoot is still supposed to include success at the stated action, even if with unintended negative consequences.
We disarmed the Serious Goon, who was our target at the time
The divebomb's target was Silent Goon, who was the second person trying to shoot us, after we already disarmed Serious Sam.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2795 on: August 19, 2019, 11:00:40 pm »

Flail around and try to stay in the boat.

[1] - Epic fail.

"Khônggggggggg!" goes the Turkey, as it falls into the cold, dark sea.

Whelp, anyway.

Knock the gun out of Silent's hands - preferably overboard - and attempt to sabotage the lifeboat, then fly out of Goon range.

You knock it out, alright.

You also knock yourself out, giving yourself a 9th concussion. Parrot and gun fall off the side of the lifeboat and towards the ocean.

What do you do
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2796 on: August 19, 2019, 11:03:18 pm »

Catch ourselves in midair, fly back up, and see if we can sabotage the lifeboat in some manner - maybe from underneath. We were able to peck a hole in the other one earlier, we should be able to do that from the bottom as well as from the top.

These should be those rubber lifeboats, right? Not wooden?
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2797 on: August 19, 2019, 11:04:19 pm »

Swim to shore.

wait that's not a good idea

Re-enter the boat.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2019, 11:06:17 pm by Iridium64 »
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I still want the D. The D is love, the D is life. The D is bully.
Rewind, can't keep going
My mind keeps replaying
That night when we dove in
But now I'm sinking

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2798 on: August 19, 2019, 11:10:03 pm »

It's been determined over Discord that, over the course of what's happened, the ship has traveled from ~12 miles away - just visible at the horizon - to ~2 miles away, relatively quite close and clear.

David and Celling were, of course, waiting for it to get in range.

Guess where it probably is now.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2799 on: August 20, 2019, 02:58:05 pm »

Catch ourselves in midair, fly back up, and see if we can sabotage the lifeboat in some manner - maybe from underneath. We were able to peck a hole in the other one earlier, we should be able to do that from the bottom as well as from the top.

These should be those rubber lifeboats, right? Not wooden?

I think they are wooden, but still. Roll d6: [3] - Partial success

The parrot flies back up a bit and is hovering below the lifeboats rack.



Swim to shore.

wait that's not a good idea

Re-enter the boat.

[5] - Epic success

The turkey tumbles back towards the boat and manages to go in a porthole. It looks like it's in a hallway of some kind on another level of the boat.

What do you do?
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2800 on: August 20, 2019, 02:59:35 pm »

Now peck a hole in the bottom of the raft the Goons are in.

So when do our friends get here?
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2801 on: August 20, 2019, 03:01:25 pm »

Now peck a hole in the bottom of the raft the Goons are in.

[5] - Epic success

With great care, the parrot opens up a hole in the bottom of the raft the Goons are in. That won't be going anywhere soon.

What now?
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2802 on: August 20, 2019, 03:03:01 pm »

Let’s peck holes in the other lifeboats here, so even if the Goons notice the hole, they’ll have to go elsewhere to get a good boat.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Iris

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2803 on: August 20, 2019, 03:04:26 pm »

Explore a bit.
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I still want the D. The D is love, the D is life. The D is bully.
Rewind, can't keep going
My mind keeps replaying
That night when we dove in
But now I'm sinking

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter IV: Just One Day: The Birds and the Bees
« Reply #2804 on: August 20, 2019, 03:08:33 pm »

Let’s peck holes in the other lifeboats here, so even if the Goons notice the hole, they’ll have to go elsewhere to get a good boat.

[4] - Success

Flying over, the parrot opens up a hole in the 3rd boat. I'm going to clarify at this point that on Discord, we also did some rolls about which boats are too old to use. Here's the status:

Boat 1: Bad condition
Boat 2: Working
Boat 3: Has a hole
Boat 4: Has a hole (Goons were in this one)
Boat 5: Bad condition
Boat 6: Has a hole

Explore a bit.

[3] - Partial success

The turkey stumbles forward to find that the hallway ends after a few feet and all the doors are locked.

What do you do?
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