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[DolosusDoleus]

Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Name: NAV
Gender: Male
Nationality: Irish

Yu Ming Is Ainm Dom: +Ability: Incomprehensible Foreigner, +2 Foreign Languages
Royal Society of Queensland: +2 Science, +1 Research
Auckland Chamber of Commerce: +Asset: 725 New Zealand Dollars, +2 Economics
Duke of Bedford: +Asset: Dukedom of Bedford, +Asset: Royal Robes
Walter Henry Wilson: +2 Architecture, +1 Sailing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Royal Robes, 725 New Zealand Dollars, Dukedom of Bedford
Abilities:
Incomprehensible Foreigner: You cannot be understood by people who do not speak your native language. However, most people will find this endearing and attempt to help you out despite the language barrier.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Puppyguard (click to show/hide)

Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Female
Nationality: Spanish

Dorothy Lawson: +Asset: Cello, +2 Cello
Deutsche Gesellschaft Für Chronometrie: +2 Horology, +1 Science
Duke's Chair: +Asset: Duke's Chair
Oriol De Bolos: +2 Biology, +1 Phytosociology
Patrick Joseph Morrissey: +Asset: Policeman's Uniform, +Asset: Garda Síochána Badge, +Asset: Glock 17 Pistol

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Policeman's Uniform, Cello, Duke's Chair, Garda Síochána Badge, Glock 17 Pistol [QR] (17/17)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: British

Balance Theory: +Ability: Balanced Thoughts
Colours of Ostrava: +Asset: Colours of Ostrava Weekend Pass, +2 Music
Lyualka AL-5: +Asset: Lyualka AL-5
20 Variations in G Major: +2 Piano, +1 Composition
Davyhulme Sewage Works: +Asset: Protective Suit, +2 Sewage Treatment

Assets: Protective Suit, Colours of Ostrava Weekend Pass, Lyualka AL-56
Abilities:
Balanced Thoughts: You can influence an NPC to hold the opinions of a different NPC on a specific topic. 4 Turn Cooldown.
Allies: None

Spoiler: roseheart (click to show/hide)

Name: roseheart
Gender: Female
Nationality: Azerbaijani

The Combined: +Asset: Five-Piece Suit, +2 Organized Crime, +2 Bootlegging
Behbud Khan Javanshir: +2 Politics, +2 Diplomacy
Zimmerit: +Asset: Bucket of Zimmerit
NORAZ Poets: +Ability: Alzheimer's, +2 Poetry
Lizbeth Sainz: +Asset: Volleyball, +2 Volleyball

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Five-Piece Suit, Bucket of Zimmerit, Volleyball
Abilities:
Alzheimer's: You have Alzheimer's Disease! Every 10 turns, you will lose 1 modifier point for a random ability. No Cooldown.
Allies: None

Spoiler: The_Two_Eternities (click to show/hide)

Name: The Two Eternities
Gender: Male
Nationality: Argentinian

Edgardo Cozarinsky: +2 Writing, +1 Filmmaking
Hymno Patriotico: +2 Singing, +1 Music
United States Presidential Election in New Jersey, 1988: +Asset: GOP Membership, +2 Politics
Rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5.moderated: +2 Science Fiction, +1 Blogging
1984 Rajneeshee Bioterror Attack: +Asset: 3 Salmonella Cultures, +2 Biological Warfare

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, GOP Membership, 3 Salmonella Cultures
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: Hotfire90 (click to show/hide)

Name: Hotfire
Gender: Male
Nationality: Sierra Leonean

Blow Me Down!: +Ability: Spinach Strength, +Asset: Can of Spinach
Kelvin Doe: +2 Engineering, +1 DJing
1996 PW: +Asset: Large Chunk of 1996 PW
Ivan Santos: +Asset: Racing Bicycle, +2 Biking
Red Letter Media: +Ally: Mr. Plinkett, +2 Film Reviewing, +1 Filmmaking

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, Can of Spinach, Large Chunk of 1996 PW, Racing Bicycle
Abilities:
Spinach Strength: Upon consuming a moderate quantity of spinach, you gain a significant boost to all rolls involving physical strength for several turns. No Cooldown.
Allies:
Mr. Plinkett (Status: Fine | Wheelchair, Stained Clothing, Dark Sunglasses | +2 Kidnapping, +2 Film Reviewing)

Spoiler: Fluffee9900 (click to show/hide)

Name: Fluffee
Gender: Male
Nationality: Vanuatu

Alan Rogers: +Asset: Caravan, +2 Camping
Ishmael Kalasakau: +2 Politics
Canid Hybrid: +Ability: Instantaneous Breeding
Resurrection: +Ability: Life Eternal
Peter Milward: +Asset: Jesuit Robes, +2 Theology, +1 Literature

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Jesuit Robes, Caravan
Abilities:
Instantaneous Breeding: You can instantly combine two dogs into a single dog, with the physical and mental characteristics of the first two dogs combined. 3 Turn Cooldown.
Life Eternal: Upon dying, you will automatically resurrect in 3 turns unless your body is incinerated, vaporized, chopped up into tiny pieces, or otherwise destroyed beyond any hope of repair. All injuries you sustained will not be healed and will maintain their general penalties, but will no longer contribute to your bleed-out timer.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Rockeater (click to show/hide)

Name: Rockeater
Gender: Female
Nationality: British

Ian Simmonds: +2 Jazz, +1 Electronica
Strategic Dominance: +Ability: Dominating Presence
Mary Percy, Countess of Northumberland: +Asset: Noble Robes, +Asset: County of Northumberland
Mark Ames: +2 Journalism, +1 Writing
David N. Feldman: +2 Economics, +1 Finance

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Noble Robes, Country of Northumberland
Abilities:
Dominating Presence: Upon beating another player in an opposed roll, you gain a bonus on all rolls against that player for 3 turns. Winning subsequent rolls against other players will not increase the bonus, but will extend it's duration. No cooldown.
Allies: None

[NAV]

Thoughts:
Puppyguard is carrying around a massive stone throne made of roman gravestones? Damn he's strong.
Zultan is carrying around a soviet turbojet engine? Damn he's also strong.
Roseheart has Alzheimers and is losing her skills? Damn that sucks.
Fluffee has the most nerfed, nearly useless resurrection possible.

[DolosusDoleus]

Thoughts:
Puppyguard is carrying around a massive stone throne made of roman gravestones? Damn he's strong.
Zultan is carrying around a soviet turbojet engine? Damn he's also strong.
Roseheart has Alzheimers and is losing her skills? Damn that sucks.
Fluffee has the most nerfed, nearly useless resurrection possible.

Both the throne and the engine are nearby, Alzheimer’s does suck, and I agree I might have nerfed resurrection a bit much. Imma probably change it.

[TamerVirus]

I’m already waitlisted, so this is my PTW

[Puppyguard]

Do we know about the other player's abilities?
For example, if fluffee died for the first time, would we know he can resurrect?

[DolosusDoleus]

Do we know about the other player's abilities?
For example, if fluffee died for the first time, would we know he can resurrect?

Yes, it is assumed that all of you know about each other's abilities.

[DolosusDoleus]

Starting Location: Gigafactory 1

[DolosusDoleus]

Turn 0: This Time With Feeling
High Noon
Music: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

On the fringes of the Mojave Desert lies Gigafactory 1, a lithium battery production facility used exclusively by the Tesla Corporation. In many ways, this is a day just like any other; the workers bustle along in their jobs, the machinery is running smoothly, and the steady hum of industry permeates the whole of the complex.

In one very specific way, today is a day unlike any other. In the center of the complex, unprotected by the murderous heat of the sun, stand nine particularly unusual individuals in a circle. No one is entirely sure where they came from, nor are they sure of what they are doing besides glowering at each other. Nobody is quite sure what that piercing whistling sound is either; it started several hours ago, and it hasn't wavered in tone, pitch, or volume since. Little do they know what lies in store once it stops.

High noon. The perfect time for a showdown. The games begin now.

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

Name: NRDL
Gender: Female
Nationality: American

Dorothy Parker: +2 Poetry, +2 Short Story Writing, +1 Wit, +Flapper's Dress
Microbeads: +Vial of Microbeads
Armstrong Whitworth Siskin: +Armstrong Whitworth Siskin WWI Biplane
Michael Joncas: +2 Theology, +1 Roman Catholicism, +1 Religious Music
Ocular Straylight: +Ability: Ocular Fragment

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Flapper’s Dress, Vial of Microbeads, Armstrong Whitworth Siskin WWI Biplane
Abilities:
Ocular Fragment: You can temporally fragment the corneas of a nearby player or NPC, causing them to be blinded by bright lights for a short period. 4 turn cooldown.

Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Name: NAV
Gender: Male
Nationality: Irish

Yu Ming Is Ainm Dom: +Ability: Incomprehensible Foreigner, +2 Foreign Languages
Royal Society of Queensland: +2 Science, +1 Research
Auckland Chamber of Commerce: +Asset: 725 New Zealand Dollars, +2 Economics
Duke of Bedford: +Asset: Dukedom of Bedford, +Asset: Royal Robes
Walter Henry Wilson: +2 Architecture, +1 Sailing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Royal Robes, 725 New Zealand Dollars, Dukedom of Bedford
Abilities:
Incomprehensible Foreigner: You cannot be understood by people who do not speak your native language. However, most people will find this endearing and attempt to help you out despite the language barrier.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Puppyguard (click to show/hide)

Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Female
Nationality: Spanish

Dorothy Lawson: +Asset: Cello, +2 Cello
Deutsche Gesellschaft Für Chronometrie: +2 Horology, +1 Science
Duke's Chair: +Asset: Duke's Chair
Oriol De Bolos: +2 Biology, +1 Phytosociology
Patrick Joseph Morrissey: +Asset: Policeman's Uniform, +Asset: Garda Síochána Badge, +Asset: Glock 17 Pistol

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Policeman's Uniform, Cello, Duke's Chair, Garda Síochána Badge, Glock 17 Pistol [QR] (17/17)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: British

Balance Theory: +Ability: Balanced Thoughts
Colours of Ostrava: +Asset: Colours of Ostrava Weekend Pass, +2 Music
Lyualka AL-5: +Asset: Lyualka AL-5
20 Variations in G Major: +2 Piano, +1 Composition
Davyhulme Sewage Works: +Asset: Protective Suit, +2 Sewage Treatment

Assets: Protective Suit, Colours of Ostrava Weekend Pass, Lyualka AL-56
Abilities:
Balanced Thoughts: You can influence an NPC to hold the opinions of a different NPC on a specific topic. 4 Turn Cooldown.
Allies: None

Spoiler: roseheart (click to show/hide)

Name: roseheart
Gender: Female
Nationality: Azerbaijani

The Combined: +Asset: Five-Piece Suit, +2 Organized Crime, +2 Bootlegging
Behbud Khan Javanshir: +2 Politics, +2 Diplomacy
Zimmerit: +Asset: Bucket of Zimmerit
NORAZ Poets: +Ability: Alzheimer's, +2 Poetry
Lizbeth Sainz: +Asset: Volleyball, +2 Volleyball

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Five-Piece Suit, Bucket of Zimmerit, Volleyball
Abilities:
Alzheimer's: You have Alzheimer's Disease! Every 10 turns, you will lose 1 modifier point for a random ability. No Cooldown.
Allies: None

Spoiler: The_Two_Eternities (click to show/hide)

Name: The Two Eternities
Gender: Male
Nationality: Argentinian

Edgardo Cozarinsky: +2 Writing, +1 Filmmaking
Hymno Patriotico: +2 Singing, +1 Music
United States Presidential Election in New Jersey, 1988: +Asset: GOP Membership, +2 Politics
Rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5.moderated: +2 Science Fiction, +1 Blogging
1984 Rajneeshee Bioterror Attack: +Asset: 3 Salmonella Cultures, +2 Biological Warfare

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, GOP Membership, 3 Salmonella Cultures
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: Hotfire90 (click to show/hide)

Name: Hotfire
Gender: Male
Nationality: Sierra Leonean

Blow Me Down!: +Ability: Spinach Strength, +Asset: Can of Spinach
Kelvin Doe: +2 Engineering, +1 DJing
1996 PW: +Asset: Large Chunk of 1996 PW
Ivan Santos: +Asset: Racing Bicycle, +2 Biking
Red Letter Media: +Ally: Mr. Plinkett, +2 Film Reviewing, +1 Filmmaking

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, Can of Spinach, Large Chunk of 1996 PW (Approx. 500 kg), Racing Bicycle
Abilities:
Spinach Strength: Upon consuming a moderate quantity of spinach, you gain a significant boost to all rolls involving physical strength for several turns. No Cooldown.
Allies:
Mr. Plinkett (Status: Fine | Wheelchair, Stained Clothing, Dark Sunglasses | +2 Kidnapping, +2 Film Reviewing)

Spoiler: Fluffee9900 (click to show/hide)

Name: Fluffee
Gender: Male
Nationality: Vanuatu

Alan Rogers: +Asset: Caravan, +2 Camping
Ishmael Kalasakau: +2 Politics
Canid Hybrid: +Ability: Instantaneous Breeding
Resurrection: +Ability: Life Eternal
Peter Milward: +Asset: Jesuit Robes, +2 Theology, +1 Literature

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Jesuit Robes, Caravan
Abilities:
Instantaneous Breeding: You can instantly combine two dogs into a single dog, with the physical and mental characteristics of the first two dogs combined. 3 Turn Cooldown.
Life Eternal: Upon dying, you will automatically resurrect in 2 turns unless your body is incinerated, vaporized, chopped up into tiny pieces, or otherwise destroyed beyond any hope of repair. All injuries you sustained will not be healed and will maintain their general penalties, but will no longer contribute to your bleed-out timer.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Rockeater (click to show/hide)

Name: Rockeater
Gender: Female
Nationality: British

Ian Simmonds: +2 Jazz, +1 Electronica
Strategic Dominance: +Ability: Dominating Presence
Mary Percy, Countess of Northumberland: +Asset: Noble Robes, +Asset: County of Northumberland
Mark Ames: +2 Journalism, +1 Writing
David N. Feldman: +2 Economics, +1 Finance

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Noble Robes, Country of Northumberland
Abilities:
Dominating Presence: Upon beating another player in an opposed roll, you gain a bonus on all rolls against that player for 3 turns. Winning subsequent rolls against other players will not increase the bonus, but will extend it's duration. No cooldown.
Allies: None

[The_Two_Eternities]

Tackle Puppyguard and grab her pistol.

[Rockeater]

Run to the nearest office and try to get a job as economic/financial advisor.
"Looking like a promising company, so let's help"

[Puppyguard]

Shoot The Two Eternities in the face.

[King Zultan]

Run in to the factory and find a weapon of some kind.

[Hotfire90]

Can I lift the 1996 PW with my spinach strength?

[NAV]

"Have fun killing each other. I have a job interview to get to!"

Run away from the wiki warrior showdown. This is a Tesla factory, so try to find Mr. Elon Musk. Verbally tell him my resume that simply consists of my wiki-warrior profile. Emphasis on the +2 science and +1 research.

[Nakéen]

"Have fun killing each other. I have a job interview to get to!"

Run away from the wiki warrior showdown. This is a Tesla factory, so try to find Mr. Elon Musk. Verbally tell him my resume that simply consists of my wiki-warrior profile. Emphasis on the +2 science and +1 research.

I love seeing a man with priorities!